Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! episodes

  • DON’T TALK TO ME I’M IN A HYPER-FOCUS! Or (An ADHD Rant About ADHD!)

    Hey yall! Today I’m in the park talking about HYPERFOCUSES! Both the negative things about them, as well as something I personally find very beneficial!

    Don’t have ADHD? You’ll probably still enjoy/relate to this because it’ll remind you of someone you know who does 🤣

    Thanks so much to everyone who upgraded to a PAID subscription this week!

    Love all of you and see ya later!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    17 min
  • Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Modern Day Golden Calves

    Children of the flock! Happy to be back with ya this Sundy (or Saturday for those paid subscribers!) preaching the word and keeping you up to snuff on the goings-ons in our humble little town of Chickaluki!

    This week Pastor Petey touches on Cyber Trucks, sycophants, Rap beefs, Margaritaville and more!

    We hope you enjoy, and as always thanks to those who threw some scratch in the offering plate this week by upgrading to a PAID subscriber!

    Yall have a blessed day and we’ll see ya soon!

    ‘Petey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    17 min
  • Rantin Bout Feeling Good, Feeling Bad, People Who Suck at Shopping, and Mel Brooks!

    Hey friends! Surprise, Surprise… I ranted in the park today!

    Topics include:

    Being in a good mood

    Being in a bad mood

    A dude who pissed me off at Sam’s Club

    Cracker Barrel

    The world sucking

    How awesome Mel Brooks is!

    Thanks to everyone for being here, and those who gave upgrades to a PAID membership this week! You all rule!

    Love you very much, and I hope you enjoy this rant, as well as this week’s Puttin On Airs!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    33 min
  • Fast Food Burger Nostalgia (+ A PSA Regarding Panic Attacks and Mental Health etc!)

    Hey gang! Today I took to the park to rant about fast food burgers and the stranglehold some of the brands have on society…. Ok, mostly the stranglehold they have on ME 🤣

    Then at the end of the rant, I talk briefly about the importance of staying diligent when it comes to your mental health… an area in which I’ve recently failed miserably!

    Love yall and thank you soooo much to everyone who has upgraded to a PAID subscription!

    See yall later this week!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    31 min
  • A Stroll Through The Park: Wilder Tower, Green Eyes, and more!

    Hey yall! That picture of Marjorie Taylor Greene hanging out in the Battlefield behind my house has recently made the rounds again, so I figured we’d go visit the tower and do some sight seeing!

    Hope yall are having a great day! Thanks once again to those of you who upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! Means the world!

    See yall later!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    9 min
  • Sunday Stroll: It's Been 8 YEARS Since Prince Passed?

    Hey gang! First off, no, this isn’t 20 minutes of me talking about the death of Prince (though I definitely could) but rather me finding out it had BEEN 8 years since he passed, which really put a lot of things in perspective for me because that means The WellRED Comedy tour began 8 FREAKIN YEARS AGO!

    Anyways, this is more a rant of appreciation and gratitude!

    Love you all, and thanks to all of you who upgraded from free to PAID subscribers yesterday!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    22 min
  • The Conclusion to The Street Preacher-In-The-Drain-Drama (+Rants About Mental Disorders & Fast Food Fish!)

    Hey Substackers! Hope you’re having a wonderful Friday night!

    Had to hop on the mic to share the epic conclusion to the local street preacher who fell in a drain (that’s in the running for my favorite sentence I’ve ever typed 🤣)

    In the middle of the rant I had to make an announcement of sorts, so apologies for the boredom… feel free to fast forward to me talking about Long John Silvers trying to put me in the damn poor house!

    Big thanks once again to everyone this week who had upgraded to a PAID subscription! You are my heroes (and as you’ll hear in this rant, the ones who allowed me to treat my family to fast food lol)

    Love yall!

    ‘Corey

    PS. Listen to the latest episode of Puttin On Airs! It’s great:)



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    20 min
  • 3 Clicks & A Hick: Junius Brutus Booth!

    Hey, y’all! How goes it? For those of you who are new round here, 3 Clicks & A Hick is where I play the famous Wikipedia game “3 Clicks To Hitler” (I prefer not to use Hitler in the title, so there ya go, lol)

    Anyway, today, I decided that we would start with John Wilkes Booth’s dad, Junius Brutus Booth!

    Like many of you, I have been thoroughly enjoying the show Manhunt on Apple TV, so I’m on a bit of an Abraham Lincoln kick.

    Got to learn a lot on this run-through of random wikipedia pages, and I hope you enjoy it!

    Y’all have a great day and once again, THANK YOU to those who have upgraded to a PAID subscription this week! Means a lot!

    love ya!

    ‘corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    17 min
  • Rantin Bout Comedy and Street Preachers!

    Hey yall! Hope this post finds you well and having (against all odds) a terrific day at work!

    Today I wanted to share a story with you all, that for fear of spoiling the punch I shan’t divulge any details here…. Let’s just say, a slightly annoying feller got some karma and I for one experienced massive amounts of Schadenfreude!

    Before that, I ranted a bit at how annoying I find it when other comedians try to gatekeep what people find funny!

    Love yall, and thanks to all of you who upgraded to a PAID subscription yesterday!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    18 min
  • After Airs!: Stephen Foster Goes To…. A Church!

    Hey Substackers! For your Friday night enjoyment I thought you might enjoy some more facts about America’s first songwriter, Stephen Foster!

    While researching, I came across one fact on a kids website that I just couldn’t…. Well you know what, just watch the video!

    Love yall! See ya later this weekend!

    ‘Corey



    This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
    10 min

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