Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!

Hey everybody!!! Hope you had a great week and have an even better weekend! My wife’s birthday was March 5th and she’s been on a girls trip to Florida ever since!

I have attached a video to show how much harder it is for me to get s**t done when she’s gone 🤣

Maybe she reads these from time to time and if so: babe, you are appreciated and I love you!

enough old man videos for the week according to Bain…. I suppose we shall retire to our quarters and watch Moana!

More later. Love yall.

Corey

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Hey everybody, hope you’re having a wonderful Wednesday so far! I assume that is not the case if you have checked the news. Although amongst the bad there was something funny, Apparently, the Iranians painted a helicopter on the ground, and we fired on it. Now look, there’s nothing about war that’s funny, But I do feel proud that Wiley coyote has been vindicated for some of his tactics. Clearly that Looney Tunes acme b******t actually works!

I decided that to brighten your day perhaps you would like a video of our Pig Reba, a.k.a. Babe-raham Lincoln reciting the Gettysburg address. Just something stupid I thought of on my walk that I thought might bring you some joy and I know we all needed it right now.

I am excited to be back from the road because it’s gotten me back in the swing of things. So I will not tell you what it is or when I will be done with it, I did write the first 2000 words of a new novella last night And I am so very excited to share it with you all. It’s going to be something that I have to try and sell, of course, But I will try and do a special deal with y’all. If I end up having to self publish, then, of course I can do whatever I want. Whether that be sending you a free PDF file of it with your purchase of the audiobook, Putting the first couple chapters on here for free, Or Hale maybe even better just give it to y’all and then just work on the honor system that you donate money to the cause.

Regardless my point is y’all will not be treated like the general public when it comes to release lol

I was going to say that, focusing on this has prevented me from writing any of my diary entries, but as I’m sitting here writing this, I realize that’s kind of what I’m doing.

I’m recording an episode of the past Time with my dollop buddies, Gareth Reynolds and Dave Anthony later today so be on the lookout for that whenever it comes out! It’s so awesome that putting on errors and The dollop met each other in such an organic matter and has made for such good friendships and such good podcasts

I will be in Asheville, North Carolina at the eulogy on March 12 and I will be in Atlanta at the Punchline on March 29. I hope you can come and see me. I say this all the time, but I think I mean it now… These will probably be my last tour days for at least a couple months. My travel schedule this year has been a mere fraction of what it was in the past yet I still can’t keep up mentally. I miss my son too much and it is very hard for me to focus on being funny when I’m sad. I will eventually have to figure it out because stand-up has always been the primary way that I make my living, but luckily, I have my sub stack and my podcast to carry me through while I’ll be the best dad that I can be. It also inspires me to work harder every day on the things that I can do at home to make money so that I can stay here more often which definitely was part of the inspiration for the Novela that I’m currently writing!

As I’ve always said the more people who pay to subscribe to sub stack, The more often I will be able to stay at home and work on things for sub stack because I can afford to takeoff from the road so thank you so much to all of you who have already done that

I am in no way pressuring the rest of you because I know that money is tight. However, if my work does bring value to your life and you have a spare five dollars a month or you can skip a cup of coffee, consider becoming a paid subscriber or as always you can do a one time PBS style donation on my PayPal and Venmo, which are located below

I love you and enjoy our Pig reciting Abraham Lincoln

More later

Corey

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Hey y’all. Took a walk and screamed into the void today

also keep in mind I’m an uneducated man so take that into consideration lol. Grain of salt

More later.

Corey

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Whatever I started out wanting to say quickly changed courses because Bain had other ideas!!

hope youre having a tremendous weekend and I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow!

Thank you for subscribing!

More later

Corey

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Hey y’all! Thought I’d drop in to share what a wonderful experience I’m having helping teach the history of comedy!

Love yall!

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Join Corey while his brain manically tries to makes sense of life and this week!

Will he make sense of it? Will he solve life’s problems? Will he even form one cogent sentence? Tune in to find out!

More later

Corey

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Not much to write here just watch the video to see why I’m about to talk to probably one of shittiest people on earth lol

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Today I was walking the grounds at my sister’s farm. I was looking for inspiration and this is as good of places as any need to do it. While I was on my first lap around the north 40, My brother-in-law drove up in his tiny little S-10 that I haven’t seen him in forever. He told me that i was never going to believe What he found. Then he handed me a copy of the Gas $ Album by Corey Ryan Forrester. That is me if you didn’t know.

At The time he pulled up, I was actually working on a satirical piece Comparing ice agents to Nazi Germany Gestapo. Don’t get me wrong that is clearly the more important thing to do, But going down memory lane about this particular album, Clean slated me from being able to get anything else done and filled me with such an nostalgia that I almost burst

I thought that I would share the story with you.

Enjoy the video and thank you for being a paid subscriber!

Like my work? Consider becoming a PAID subscriber! I’ll always let you read my stuff for free as I don’t like Paywalls, but if it adds value to your life then hey, I’ll take it! 

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And on Venmo @ButterCreamCorey

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