CORN DOWN Prank Calls

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow.

This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk.

I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her.

By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my live broadcast, it should still be working on the sidebar of WorldofPrankCalls.com and I think RBCPs other sites too. I also switched corndown.com (and most of my other goofy domains) into a super crappy landing page with a embedded mixlr player. Try that. Hopefully this bug gets fixed soon on mixlr’s end. I’m actively working with support. (PS it wasn’t mixlrs fault at all)

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them.

shit. the unadulterated cut is too large to upload to patreon, so I’m going to mono mix it, and see if that works… yes.

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following;

Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer  Time, Dating Policy. And we revisit classics such as eat the soap, motorcycle help, pick up for delivery, unwanted hotel guest,  and bad dates.

It was fun. I hope tonights show is fun too. I love you.

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead pet loophole, is it true that if you eat the soap you dont get sick, shoplifting therapy.

Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do my auto-editing to the individual call recordings. But not right now. Im exhausted. THANK YOU.