CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart.

This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and the associated toilet ice. This lead to getting permission to urinate on a towel, and naturally to trying to chloroform myself. Obviously. Not to mention all the bad dates I had with employees of Arbys mostly. Paige was the worst. 40%?

It’s looking like my sticker resupply is not going to be here before the end of the month, oh well. I’ll be doing things with them as soon as they get here. Get ready.

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the shitty version is included in the above track and the below ZIP file, but I also attached the clean version, which I will eventually upload to youtube. Anway;

Fake customers, bathroom mirrors, investigating a bathroom noise, i’m not gay, Piss Sink, Suicidal dog, how many guys has my sister slept with? and more i guess.

Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to EVERYONE who’s given me financial support for making this possible.

This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over it. So;

Customer Love, and a pair of long Making Friends calls are the main contributions to the show, with a great Employee/Employer call, hissing buns, gas size, and gas return with wasted. i know thats a terrible description, but it’s mostly a bunch of really long “do you love your customer” calls and they’re all great. Enjoy I hope.

NO SHOW NEXT FRIDAY NOV 5th because (so far) the only time I cancel a CORNDOWN is due to a MEETUP (which is the opposite of a corndown, obviously) which I’ll be doing in Wisconsin so come hear the sound of my voice there i guess if you really need to. rogueserver.com has links.

Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this show later, I’ll update this post with the info.

PS as promised above, here are my notes after listening to this

1 English lessons

Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.

A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the biggest number, dealing with an unpleasant shower, investigating sex noises, finding hotel drugs, counting the creeps, thinking about bugs, and seeing a pregnant. Thats what I did this week. What about you??

This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in the parking lot, and that’s not right. Also I deal with an Aaron who might spell his name with an E. The Frito Man is here. I find a fun-crime partner to do parking lot illegal activity. It may or may not involve raw weed. When is taco night?? And I have a dog to return. And some more stuff probably that I didn’t write down. I hope you still love me.

This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any paneras this week. Not because I didn’t notice until I was done with all the other editing. If you live close, you should go get a bread bowl there.

Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it eventually. But don’t count on it. Oh also, if you’re at the I LOVE YOU!!! support level and I have your address in Patreon, check your mailbox soon maybe. Don’t get too excited. It’s nothing cool. Just some nonsense.