CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Normally I remove calls under 30 seconds, because its usually just me hanging up on a stupid computer system or fax machine or something. This week were were seeing how fast we could get people to hang up on us, so I have to leave all the short calls in. I dont even know if it was funny. It was fun though.

Here’s the ENTIRE UNEDITED 3 HR SHOW! It’s medium good. No guarantees tho.

This shits’ from like 2 weeks ago. How’s come no one harassed me about not having had posting’d it already? Well, here it is. I ‘ma upload the entire pranksgiving too, next. Enjoy.

Oh man. This one got dark. Lots of dead animals and miscarriages. So much fun though.

Oh shit. So CLOSE to being late. Make sure to tune in in less than an hour from  now for live calls. on the mixlr. it’s pretty cool.

Ok. Lets see. I remember some stuff. Complaining about the quality of candy my son has collected from the motel. Seeing what would happen if I threw unpaid merchandise in the trash. That’s two things I can remember. And that’s two more than usual. Because it’s Two for Tuesday.

Welp. I did it again. I accidentally waited an entire week to post this, and I’ve lost most recollection of the calls. I hope they’re good. They usually are. Join me tonight at 7 PM ET for more calls that I’ll forget before I get them uploaded. Also get some stickers. And tell your uncle about me.

dammit I thought i already uploaded this but i guess i closed the tab. I had a nice description and everything. Oh well. From this show I can remember a couple cold calls to random phone book numbers turning out pretty funny. A few about yard-sales that are TOTALLY happening and at least one about a envelope of money that Ignacio had left in the mailbox before he rode his bike to Mexico, but not after leaving bank receipts. Enjoy.

Shit, I don’t remember these calls that well. Was this when I was asking for the oldest employees or was that the wastedmemory show? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

I believe I’m entirely caught up on sending out stickers. If you haven’t got stickers yet, you could join stickers tier and provide your address, or paypal me $5 at http://paypal.me/dragonmere or just hit me up and we’ll work it out. I want you to have these stickers.

Fix’d that virus. Kinda a bonus show to make up for the last Friday calls being lost i guess. And these turned out to be some weird calls. And now I’m not behind on uploading old shows. And ready for the show tonight.