CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Well. I did have a computer virus. Found it a couple hours before the show. I had quickly installed some bullshit anti-virus software to hopefully keep things running long enough to do the show. It worked, but it also decided that my program that records all the calls was suspicious and blocked it from recording my individual calls. As such, this is the only copy of the show. Enjoy the full mixlr showreel. I’m sorry. Hopefully this wont’ happen again.

9/25/20 Show. Wow. Someone should have yelled at me. I’m like 3 weeks behind. Getting caught up on all them shows’s right now. I have no commentary for the contents of this show, but i bet it’s great. Get some stickers from me. I love you

Holy shit I’m about to be 3 weeks behind. No time for small talk. Plus, if you’re a long time patreon’r, you’d know that I have little-to-no memory of shows’ calls’ if I don’t post them immediately after the show. Lets listen together and see if it’s funny! It could be. Who knows.

Oh. Stickers. Get yourself moved into the “Stickers!” tier if you’re already at the $5 level so I can get your address. Move your self up if you feel so inclined. I’m probably doing this wrong and will have to delete the tier later. Who fucking knows. If you don’t want to pledge more monthly, http://www.paypal.me/dragonmere or otherwise paypal me a $5’s and an address. Or drop me a message. We’ll figure it out. Stickers!

Oh man. Look how fast i uploaded this. Its like the next day. wow. So I remember that there are like few decent ding calls, a couple chicken calls, one dinged by a chicken call, one pinged call, and plenty of calls about me not leaving a hotel when I know i should.

9/4/20 show. shit i need to not get in the habit of waiting an entire week to upload the show. I seriously have next to no memory of what happen in this one. Sorry. It’ll be more fun for me when I listen to this in a few months though. More surprising for me. Still waiting on the last(?) sticker design to actually print — it’s taking the entire “up to 3 weeks” apparently to even start work.  Some time before October 1st for a link to pay pal me directly for stickers, and a proper patreon tier. SOON!

Haha! I was ALMOST late with this. But not quite. Its still going up before the next live show, which is in a few hours. So I made it.

This one was fun. Good complainers, fun with stacking things, wires made of water, and taking apart burritos/hamburgers. Not enough wastedmemory. Oh well. Still had fun. You will too. Probably. Good stuff

Dingtember! Do some notes for me please.

HEY! I actually did this the same night. So I remember some of the calls. Some INSANE complainers tonight. Multiple very long calls! Super crazy political guy, he was fun… to a point…. Oh, and the call where the modem was blaring, I managed to tone the modem down a LOT without losing TOO much quality. I’m pretty proud of that. The modem was hilarious. I also removed a lot of the buzzing from the very first call. I’m less proud of that though. It’s still kinda loud, fair warning.

I was trying to improve my MACHINE LEARNING ADVANCED CLOUD BASED AI AUTO AUDIO LEVELING macro to make up for some super quiet callers this week. I screwed around with it for several days, then gave up, and manually edited the one track that was giving me shit. Oh well.

I forgot to upload this right after the show. And as such is tradition, I am totally suffering from forgettingfulness of the contents of the show. I hope it was fun? I’m 99% i talked to the police. Thats always fun.

Oops. The first call is a minute and a half of wet butt. I’ll edit it later, if I remember. Or maybe not. It’s funny.