Corona Castaways

Aw geez y'all we really weren't trying to make this one so focused on God and whatnot in this one but gosh dang here we are.

Topics covered this episode: Personal Updates, The End of Corona Castaways, Attack and Dethrone God, AdamsAlive, Fantasyland

Recorded June 11th, 2020.

Howdy everyone, just wanted to say that we hope everyone is staying safe and doing what they can to help out their communities. Here's some links to help donate to the Las Vegas bailout fund, the Bay Area bailout fund, the Philadelphia bailout fund, and a freedom fund for the LGBTQ community. Please do whatever you can to help, no matter how small.

Las Vegas Bailout: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/vegasfreedomfund

Bay Area Bailout: https://rally.org/ARCbailfund

Philadelphia Bailout: https://www.phillybailout.com/donate.html

LGBTQ Bailout: https://www.lgbtqfund.org/

Covered topics this episode: Phase 2 of Vegas reopening, The Santa Clause franchise, Cars (Not the Franchise), Fantasyland, The Black Lives Matter Protests

Recorded May 30th, 2020.

Let's make something very clear: THERE ARE NO BOMB INSTRUCTIONS IN THIS PODCAST. NEVER. These two dummies barely know how to make an amateur podcast, you think they're smart enough to learn the art of bomb crafting? And also smart enough to know how to properly explain it? They both dropped out of college, i hope you know that. Anywhos here's a podcast orsomethinidunno

Topics covered in this episode: Businesses opening back up, God's Customer Service

Recorded: May 23rd, 2020

Moving past whatever the fuck that last episode was, The Boys take some time this episode to ponder shipping opportunities in the Corona Castaways universe. Those opportunities being pretty limited, considering there's only 2 people in the universe. But it's up to you! Who is the potential bottom between these two boys? 

Topics covered in this episode: Life updates, Shipping, Fair Punishments

Recorded: May 12th, 2020

Sometimes the jellies ain't right. What can we say? This one's botched. It's a mulligan. We were just NOT feeling alright this day, and tried to record anyway, and produced this limp-dick nonsense. But I think it does highlight the mental state that the boys have reached during quarantine. Which means this episode does a great job documenting the experience, but it does a terrible job as a podcast episode. We got the real goods coming pretty soon <3

Stay inside folks, the boys are getting real in this one. They're talking bout the real business in here, no fluff journalism. Just straight, cold hard facts and hot juicy takes.

Topics covered in this episode: Las Vegas Mayor Goodman, Corona Politics, Fantasyland 2: Electric Boogaloo

Recorded April 29th, 2020

Oh SHIT i did not knooooow i could bolden and italicize these things.

The boys shoot the shit some more or somethin i dunno, do you know? cuz i dunno. who knows. just listen or somethin, i dont care

Topics covered in this episode: Updates, Living in a COVID positive household, 420 Awards, Fantasyland

Recorded April 22nd, 2020.

Some real shit goes down. But as always with these two, some nonsense goes down too.

Topics covered in this episode: Dealing with Covid, The Great Chillin', Ramblings from 2 Buffoons going insane

Recorded April 14th, 2020.

Much like how quarantine feels, it's just more of the same old same old. 

Topics covered in this episode: Health Scare, Wellness in Quarantine, Jaron's Meme Corner

Recorded April 7th, 2020.

Can you imagine if they had milk in those things? Gross shit, man. Gross shit.

Savino and Jaron fight to maintain their sanity on day 15 of quarantine.

Topics discussed: Monotony, Cookies, Marc Rebillet.

Recorded May 31st, 2020.