According to an old saying, “You can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.” True. But that raises this question: Who would even try squeezing blood from a turnip?

Well, metaphorically speaking, if “blood” means profit, and “turnips” are customers, airlines are eager to apply the squeeze. As are banks, credit card outfits, cable TV and Internet hucksters, car rental companies, concert promoters… and can anyone decipher their insurance policies!?

I’m not talking about fair profit, but junk fees, hidden charges, undisclosed add-ons, and other “gotchas” that brand-name giants sneak into the fine print of their price tags. It’s pure corporate larceny, adding up to a stunning level of unearned profit for the perpetrators – airlines picked our pockets for nearly $7 billion last year in baggage fees alone; credit card dealers plucked $14 billion from us in punitive late-fees; and the overall corporate haul from this secretive squeeze on consumers now tops $64 billion a year!

Shouldn’t companies have to tell you – in plain language – what they’re actually charging you… and for what? “Yes!” says Joe Biden, who’s pressuring the gougers to come clean. “Hooray!” exult consumers who’re tired of being played for suckers.

Of course, as another saying notes, “Where there’s a will, there’s a thousand won’ts.” So a flock of corporate lobbyists are now swarming the Capitol crying: “Save junk fees!” Their arguments are hilariously absurd: They assert that price disclosure will “confuse consumers;” that government should not “interfere” in the free market; that it’s “technically infeasible” to tell consumers the real price – and a group who actually quibbled, “What exactly is a fee?”

To help raise common sense and plain fairness to high places, check out the work Public Interest Research Group at www.pirg.org.

Do something!

In addition to PIRG, we found these groups who are working on junk fees— support them with your action and donations if you can.

* Consumer Federation of America

* American Economic Liberties Project

* Americans for Financial Reform Education Fund

* Center for Responsible Lending Consumer Action

* Consumer Reports

* Fight Corporate Monopolies

* Free Press

* National Association of Consumer Advocates

* National Consumers League

* Travelers United

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