Coulda Woulda Shoulda

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This week, Barrett and John return with a theological debate. The action turns to Jim Bentley, a super fan who has made a silly deal with some shady characters. He cannot watch TV ever again, and the boys need to think hard to get him out of this one. Then, history is made as John Mango becomes the first human to make contact with an alien civilisation. Quaggeri of the Donk Empire is looking for an embassy site on Earth, but John thinks 'Quaggeri' is pulling his leg...

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Barrett returns to the podcast a different man, and John doesn't like it one bit. They recieve a problem from Donny Footweak, who is going on a date on Valentine's Day, but is not too keen on his date. The boys hatch a plan to stop the romance in its tracks. Then, Barrett goes on a ghost hunt with Neil, a trainyard guard hunting some ghostly children. Can Barrett stay calm in this spooky garage?

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Barrett and John return with new problems and new solutions! This week Barrett has been binging Highway to Heaven, whilst John has been frugal with just about everything, including his electricity! A letter from Mary starts off the solving; she and her dad are big metal tinkerers, but her dad sometimes hurts her when at work. The boys have differing strategies, but eventually they find common ground. Then, John has his most irritating Roleplay guest yet, in the form of monotone, monosyllabic Philip. Trying his hardest, John assists Philip with his upcoming dinner date, but will everything be ready on time?

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Barrett and John talk about their trip to see Dorothy from last week, where they fell in love with Inspector Morse. Then, Barrett brings in a problem from Benedict, who has a very big member! The boys try to imagine what it would be like to have a bigger penis, and offer some interesting solutions. Finally, Barrett helps Jack, a wannabe zookeeper. He has a plot of land and a van, all he needs now are animals!

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Barrett and John discuss the Secret Space Program this week, as Barrett suspects one of John's employees used to be a space marine. The boys are presented with a problem from Lorraine, who is excluded from her family's secret language. Stealthy learning sessions must be the only answer to this problem! John then recieves a lovely call from Dorothy, an old grandma who has a problem with her tax evading grandson. Only problem is, he is a high ranking minister in the government! Can John be the help this whistleblower granny needs?

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Barrett and John return with a rather disconcerting follow up letter from last week. They start with helping Montezuma II by giving him advice on greeting an impending Spanish horde. Needless to say, with the boys' advice there should be no problems there! Then, Barrett is in an element of his own, as he helps poor Dylan to be more assertive at work. With newfound confidence from Barrett, Dylan tries to get a date, with Barrett helping along the way.

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Barrett and John have a bit of tension between them this week, after Barrett did something unforgivable at John's recent New Year's bash. They start the year as they ended it, with a round of Quickfire Questions, now with recorded results! Then, John brings in a problem from Dennis, who is having a nightmare! He is predicting the future in his dreams and facing numerous consequences. Barrett see this as a gift however, and tries to convince Dennis to think the same. Finally, John has an angry restaurant-goer to deal with. Callum has had awful shoddy service from a Tapas restaurant, and must write in a strongly worded letter to the manager, with John's help of course. Can John really calm this mad man down?

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After a barnstorming Christmas episode, Barrett and John turn their heads forward to reflect on the coming year. Their final featured problem of 2021 comes from Magda, a phone-a-holic who needs to kick her spending habits. How can Barrett and John advise her when she has over 50 phones? Then, Max rings in to deliberate with Barrett. He has been given 3 special wishes from a genie, and he has no idea how to use them! Surely Barrett will give some good guidance, right?

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Merry Christmas from the Coulda Woulda Shoulda boys! This week, Barrett and John dive into some particularly Christmassy problems! First, the lads open up their gifts and share a laugh together discussing Christmas. Then it gets serious again as Quickfire Problems return, but with a Christmassy theme. Then, the boys must help Marie, who is having a baby on, you guessed it, Christmas Day! Where can she give birth that isn't a hospital! Finally, John gets a very special call from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, who is having a big problem with bullies. John assists Rudolph in giving the best tap-dancing performance in Lapland, but soon John realises that maybe there is more to this story than just a bullied reindeer...

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Barrett has been getting flack for his outdated views on women last week, so tries to salvage the situation by sharing another clip from his seminar. John is not impressed. However, Dr. Mango is fired up for quickfire questions this week, determined to catch Barrett in the standings.

Later on, Barrett brings in a problem concerning those new fangled electric scooters, from a 42 year old man who has a brother secretly stealing his battery. Can John provide a solution for Giles to be the coolest "kid" on the block?

Then we travel back to the Golden Age of Pirate Plundering, where Captain Bone-Mouth is facing a mutiny! Can Barrett successfully solve this feud before they make him walk the plank?