Couldn't Care Less

John Hinckley Jr Release: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/27/john-hinckley-president-reagan-shooter-unconditional-release/ 
R Kelly Convicted: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/27/r-kelly-verdict-guilty-federal-sex-crimes-trial-brooklyn/ 
Laundrie Parents Don't Want Flowers: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/27/gabby-petito-laundrie-house-cops-flowers-makeshift-memorial-trash/ 
Cosby Defends Kelly: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/28/bill-cosby-thinks-r-kelly-railroaded-guilty-verdict-federal-sex-crimes-case-andrew-wyatt/ 
Dog Hunting Laundrie: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/29/dog-the-bounty-hunter-brian-laundrie-alive-hiding-capture-gabby-petito/ 
Chappelle's Last Show: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-news/dave-chappelle-announces-stand-up-comedy-special-the-closer-1234489/ 
Super Bowl Halftime Show: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/30/dr-dre-eminem-kendrick-lamar-super-bowl-halftime-show-nfl/
Britney Kind of Nude:https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/30/britney-spears-posts-nude-photos-conservatorship-hearing-jamie-suspended/ 
 
Heather's Help
Lottery Winner Dead: https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-man-found-dead-with-winning-lottery-ticket-report 
Conjuring House for Sale: https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/the-conjuring-house-for-sale-36981786 
More Than a Dollar Store: https://news.yahoo.com/dollar-store-officially-dead-132606134.html 
Target Price Glitch: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/eagle-eyed-shoppers-take-advantage-of-targets-14-99-price-glitch 
Catalytic Meth: https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/01/us/marketplace-catalytic-convertor-bag-of-meth/index.html 

Generous CEO: https://youtu.be/uvHwyrem24M 
Gabby Petito: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/20/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-911-call-slapped-face-utah/ 
Kardashian/Fox Photoshoot: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/22/kourtney-kardashian-megan-fox-skims/ 
Gorilla Cunnilingus: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/23/gorillas-oral-sex-bronx-zoo-humans-horrified/ 
Shatner in Space: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/24/william-shatner-going-space-jeff-bezos-blue-origin/ 
Dog the Bounty Hunter: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/25/dog-the-bounty-hunter-joins-manhunt-to-find-brian-laundrie/ 

Heather's Help
Walmart Quitter: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/walmart-worker-quits-loudspeaker-louisiana-b1923160.html 

Cat Falls at Football Game: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/12/cat-football-game-falls-dangles-saved-american-flag/ 
Beewolves: https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/pn04qq/beewolves_are_solitary_wasps_that_dig_holes_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
9/11 Tribute Gone Wrong: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/13/september-11-parade-twin-towers-models-billowing-smoke-outrage/ 
Norm Macdonald RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/14/norm-macdonald-dead-dies-cancer/ 
Trumps Star Vandalized: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/18/donald-trump-dog-pooper-revealed-star-hollywood-walk-of-fame/ 

Heather's Help
Funny Smelling Street: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeBXRDCBdY 
Wooly Mammoth Revival: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/13/science/colossal-woolly-mammoth-DNA.html 

Mystery Mailer
Bizarre Phobias: Top 10 Most Bizarre Phobias | realbuzz.com 

Erik Cowie RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/07/tiger-king-zookeeper-erik-cowie-dead-dies/ 
Michael K Williams RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/07/michael-k-williams-overdose-death-investigation-drug-origin/ 
De-Worming Joe Rogan: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/07/joe-rogan-says-ivermectin-prescribed-by-doctor-first-podcast-back-since-covid-diagnosis/ 
Trump Commentating Holyfield Fight: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/08/donald-trump-evander-holyfield-vitor-beflort-boxing-announcement/ 
Trump vs Biden: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/09/donald-trump-faces-media-ahead-of-holyfield-vs-belfort-fight/
Mick Brigden RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/11/rolling-stones-tour-manager-mick-brigden-dead-dies-grave-dog/ 

Paul vs. Woodley: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/30/jake-paul-vs-tyron-woodley-bomb-threat-rocket-mortgage-fieldhouse-claimed-17-devices-planted/ 
Roe vs. Wade: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/01/roe-vs-wade-abortion-rights-texas-law/ 
Joe Rogan has COVID: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/01/joe-rogan-has-covid-cancels-show-thanks-modern-medicine-healing/ 
Dog the Bounty Hunter has a N Word Pass: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/01/dog-the-bounty-hunter-says-he-gets-pass-use-n-word/ 

Steeler's Game Fight: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/22/steelers-game-woman-slaps-man-face-fight/ 
Spider Man Trailer: https://youtu.be/qKVSRXqsCDw 
Charlie Watts RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/24/charlie-watts-dead-dies-rolling-stones-drummer-cancer/ 
Monkey Love: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/24/woman-banned-from-zoo-over-affair-with-chimp/ 
Kanye is now Ye: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/24/kanye-west-files-to-legally-change-his-name-to-just-ye/
Kanye Gives Out Vaccines: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/25/kanye-west-donda-event-chicago-soldier-field-covid-vaccines-on-site/
Nevermind Baby Sues: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/24/nirvana-kurt-cobain-sued-baby-nevermind-album-cover-art-child-sexual-exploitation-federal-lawsuit/ 
Kabul Bomber: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/26/suicide-bomber-attack-at-kabul-airport-afghan-casualties-reported/ 
Sirhan Sirhan: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/27/robert-f-kennedy-assassin-sirhan-sirhan-granted-parole/ 

Kammies Korner
Hippo Eats Watermelon: https://fb.watch/7xlz5YjnuG/ 

Mystery Mailer
Wierd Kid Toys: https://mom.com/momlife/7364-10-weirdest-toys-market

Havens, Like, Help
Paratroopin: https://youtu.be/SHj9CLLb-yY 

Afghan Exodus: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/16/afghans-flee-country-afghanistan-taliban-airport-kabul/ 
Alligator Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/16/alligator-handler-bitten-by-animal-at-zoo-guests-jump-in-to-help/ 
Britney's Boobies: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/17/britney-spears-explains-reason-for-posting-topless-photos/
Brendan Schaub the Hero: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/18/ex-ufc-star-brendan-schaub-rescues-kids-involved-in-fatal-car-accident/
Only Fans Bans Porn: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/19/onlyfans-ban-porn-october-change-pornography/ 
New Girl Scout Cookie: https://www.delish.com/food-news/a37317916/girl-scouts-new-cookie-adventurefuls/ 

Flooded Elevator: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/08/nebraska-omaha-elevator-water-trapped-neck-deep/ 
Baseball Fan Screams "Dinger": https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/09/rockies-fan-likely-screamed-out-to-mascot-dinger-instead-of-n-word/ 
Ezekiel Elliott: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/10/ezekiel-elliott-alleged-dog-bite-pictures-videos-dallas-cowboys/ 
Eminem's Ex Suicide Attempt: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/11/eminem-ex-wife-kim-scott-suicide-attempt-hospitalized/ 

Kammie's Korner
Mystery Eggs: https://fb.watch/7mnREdTkP3/ 

American Airlines Customer Service: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/04/frontier-passenger-taped-to-seat-wild-rant-new-video/ 
OJ Never Quits: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/06/o-j-simpson-covid-death-couldnt-catch-my-breath/ 
Central Park Owl RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/07/central-park-owl-barry-dead-dies-hit-by-maintenance-vehicle/ 
Coach "Punches" Horse: https://www.tmz.com/2021/08/07/coach-kicked-out-olympics-punching-horse-german-modern-pentathlon/ 

Mystery Mailer
Woman with Largest Mouth: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-worlds-largest-mouth-awarded-24655457