Couldn't Care Less

Crooked Police Chief: https://news.yahoo.com/former-north-carolina-police-chief-123052816.html 
Kanye Fires Lawyer: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/01/kanye-west-fire-divorce-attorney-kim-kardashian-hearing/
Robot Border Dogs:https://www.newsweek.com/robot-dogs-patrol-us-border-1681325 
Kirk Baily RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/02/kirk-baily-nickelodeon-salute-your-shorts-dead/ 
Kim Wins Divorce: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/02/kim-kardashian-single-status-kanye-divorce-granted-name-change/ 
Kanye Buries Pete: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/02/kanye-west-buries-pete-davidson-new-music-video-eazy/ 
Kanye & Kim 2.0: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/03/kanye-west-chaney-jones-kim-kardashian-lookalike-miami/ 
Pete Davidson in Space: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/03/pete-davidson-blue-origin-flight-jeff-bezos-astronaut/ 
Russia Bombs Nuclear Plant: https://news.yahoo.com/refugee-count-tops-1-million-050755083.html 
Russian Twitter: https://news.yahoo.com/russia-blocks-twitter-and-facebook-as-war-in-ukraine-rages-on-204206358.html 
Kanye Divorce Poem: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/04/kanye-west-divorce-poem-kim-kardashian-pete-davidson/ 
Japanese Spiders: https://www.wyff4.com/article/joro-spiders-entire-east-coast-georgia/39323953 

Mystery Mailer
Cock's Ix: How to Pronounce Coccyx? (CORRECTLY) 
Ukraine Starlink: https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/elon-musk-activates-starlink-in-ukraine-amid-internet-disruption/#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16461760412253&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com 
Kanye Quiz: https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a23032/kanye-west-quotes-quiz/ 

Queens' COVID: https://news.yahoo.com/queen-elizabeth-ii-tests-positive-115404959.html 
Trumps' Social Media: https://news.yahoo.com/trumps-truth-social-poised-join-152527239.html 
Obamas' Mansion: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/22/barack-obama-mansion-hawaii-sea-wall-oahu/ 
Rogans' Body Guards: https://www.the-sun.com/news/4747860/joe-rogan-house-spotify-wife-podcast/ 
Russia vs Ukraine: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/24/russia-putin-invasion-ukraine-kyiv-bombing-attack-train-station-traffic/ 
Kanyes' Proof: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/26/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-divorce-social-media-posts-prenup/ 
Freedom Vodka: https://news.yahoo.com/russian-vodka-being-removed-shelves-193345816.html 

Bieber Party Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/12/justin-bieber-shooting-after-party-the-nice-guy/ 
Biden Disappointed in NFL: https://news.yahoo.com/president-biden-says-nfl-hasnt-lived-up-to-commitment-to-hire-more-black-coaches-220312889.html 
Eminem Takes a Knee: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/14/eminem-takes-knee-super-bowl-lvi-halftime/
Kanye & Julia Fox Split: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/14/kanye-west-and-julia-fox-break-up-split/ 
Kanye Sends Flowers: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/14/kanye-west-sends-kim-kardashian-truck-full-roses-valentines-day/ 
Sandy Hook Settlement: https://news.yahoo.com/sandy-hook-families-agree-settlement-154237948.html 
Alec Baldwin Lawsuit: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/15/halyna-hutchins-wrongful-death-lawsuit-shooting-alec-baldwin/ 
Kanye Calls Off Hit on Pete: https://www.insider.com/kanye-west-fans-not-harm-pete-davidson-kim-kardashian-2022-2 
Hollywood Sign: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/15/hollywood-sign-ramshouse-slow-pace-super-bowl-parade/ 
Foot Locker Stabbing: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/16/woman-stabbed-foot-locker-nike-shoe-release/ 
India Wedding Tragedy: https://news.yahoo.com/13-dead-india-wedding-guests-114330841.html 
Botched Boob Job: https://news.yahoo.com/colorado-plastic-surgeon-arrested-teen-130112828.html 
Kanye Objects Divorce: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/18/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-divorce-single-property-remarry/ 
Helicopter Crash: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/19/helicopter-crashes-off-the-coast-of-miami-beach-two-hospitalized/ 
Family Dollar Rats: https://news.yahoo.com/hundreds-rodents-found-inside-family-032214630.html 

Haven's Haven
New Delorean: https://performancedrive.com.au/2021-delorean-dmc-12-envisioned-pure-perfection-2600/ 
Shipped My Pants: https://youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ 

Trojan Asteroid: https://www.independent.co.uk/space/earth-trojan-asteroid-solar-system-b2005212.html 
New AIDS: https://news.yahoo.com/researchers-discover-hiv-variant-thats-232346796.html 
Saget Cause of Death: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/09/bob-saget-died-brain-bleed-after-hitting-his-head/ 
Ye Demand Apology: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/10/kanye-west-billie-eilish-apology-travis-scott-quit-coachella-astroworld/ 
Kendall Parking: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/10/kendall-jenner-stops-parking-handicap-spot-hot-pilates-red-curb/ 
Ye Disses Pete Again: https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/11/kanye-west-song-pete-davidson-diss/ 
Six Stabbed or Whatever: https://news.yahoo.com/philadelphia-man-accused-stabbing-6-132155261.html 
Kevin Hart Sends Nick Cannon Gift: https://www.etonline.com/kevin-hart-reveals-hes-behind-nsfw-gift-for-nick-cannon-178953 

Reporter vs Car: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/20/reporter-hit-by-car-west-virginia-live-shot/ 
Meat Loaf RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/meat-loaf-dies-bat-hell-074442126.html 
Monkey Escape: https://news.yahoo.com/monkeys-escape-truck-crashes-pennsylvania-151730869.html 
Super Bowl Prep: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/24/super-bowl-lvi-los-angeles-mask-homeless-problem-cleanup-near-sofi-stadium/ 
Pete Davidson has AIDS: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/28/kanye-west-pete-davidson-aids-spreading-rumor-lie-kim-kardashian/ 
Tom Brady Retirement: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/29/tom-brady-retiring-nfl-22-seasons/ 
Montana Weed Numbers: https://www.krtv.com/news/montana-and-regional-news/montana-releases-marijuana-sales-numbers-for-january-2022 
Montana Real Estate: https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/report-shows-more-people-moving-to-montana-than-any-other-state

Patton Apologizes: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/patton-oswalt-defends-apologizes-new-years-eve-photo-dave-chappelle-rcna10719 
Joe Rogan Malone: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/joe-rogan-podcast-youtube-robert-malone-b1986008.html 
Floyd's Niece: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/04/george-floyd-4-year-old-niece-shot-torso-houston/ 
Taco Bell Subscription: https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/06/business/taco-bell-subscription/index.html 
Brazil Landslide: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/09/7-rockslide-brazil-kills-boaters-dead/ 
NY Fire: https://news.yahoo.com/dozens-injured-large-bronx-apartment-185323713.html 
Bob Saget RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/09/bob-saget-dead-dies-hotel-comedian-full-house/ 
Pig Heart Transplant: https://news.yahoo.com/first-ever-pig-human-heart-210008715.html
Plane\Train Crash: https://youtu.be/hg5Zi2AqTXE 
Smugglin' Chicken: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/11/jay-z-inmate-held-leftover-chicken-compassionate-release-marijuana-valon-vailes-roc-nation/ 
Pokemon Cops: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/court-upholds-firing-two-lapd-officers-ignored-robbery-call-played-pok-rcna11740 
Miracle Helicopter Crash: https://news.yahoo.com/absolute-miracle-4-people-including-193309083.html 
Kanye Burns Pete: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/14/kanye-west-new-song-takes-shot-pete-davidson/ 
Volcano Explosion: https://news.yahoo.com/tonga-issues-tsunami-warning-undersea-065830694.html 

Stranded on the Highway: https://news.yahoo.com/drivers-snowed-night-95-shuts-115334286.html 
Kentucky Highway Accident: https://news.yahoo.com/winter-storm-leads-pileup-involving-144728809.html 
Tiger Attack Charges: https://whdh.com/news/as-prosecutors-mull-charges-in-naples-tiger-attack-zoo-chief-says-he-forgives-victims-bad-mistake/ 

Kanye's New Home: https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/27/kanye-west-buys-house-across-street-kim-kardashian-divorce/ 
Madden RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/28/nfl-legend-john-madden-dead-at-85/ 
J&J Booster is Better: https://news.yahoo.com/johnson-johnsons-booster-offers-strong-120914275.html
Tiger Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/30/tiger-video-killed-cops-zoo-custodian/
LGB Coin: https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/30/nascar-brandon-brown-car-lets-go-brandon-f-joe-biden/ 
Truck Driver's Sentence Shortened: https://www.yahoo.com/gma/truck-drivers-sentence-lowered-10-231212889.html 
Betty White RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/31/betty-white-dead-dies-golden-girls/ 

Heather's Help
Billings "UFO": https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/giant-fireball-in-billings-montana-caught-on-ring-camera/vi-AASfkWn