Couldn't Care Less

Fred Ward RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/13/tremors-actor-fred-ward-dead-dies-79/ 
Metal Skittles: https://news.yahoo.com/skittles-starburst-life-savers-products-173812311.html 
Chinese Depression: https://www.yahoo.com/gma/chinese-plane-crash-killed-132-195355700.html 
Buffalo Cat Killer: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/18/buffalo-shooter-payton-gendron-beheaded-cat/ 
Buffalo Peer Review: https://news.yahoo.com/massacre-began-suspect-invited-others-121423103.html
Buffalo 911: https://news.yahoo.com/911-dispatcher-took-buffalo-shooting-002733684.html
TikTok Vibrator: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/18/tiktok-star-surgery-vibrator-sex-toy-butt/ 
NY Drug Sites: https://news.yahoo.com/reduce-harm-supervised-drug-sites-134700249.html
Writer Kills Husband: https://news.yahoo.com/she-wrote-murder-husband-did-182810666.html 
Monkeypox!: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/18/monkeypox-first-case-detected-united-states-virus/ 
Elephant Rights: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/19/elephant-happy-bronx-zoo-legal-battle-freedom-person-human/ 
Chappelle Attacker: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/19/dave-chappelle-attacker-attempted-murder-charge-roommate-isaiah-lee/ 
Cheaper Cruise: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/20/retired-couple-living-on-cruise-ship-angelyn-richard-burk/ 
Red Power Ranger: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/20/red-power-ranger-arrested-charged-fraud-fbi-raid/ 

Felony Lawn Care: https://news.yahoo.com/texas-man-used-stolen-lawnmower-180816771.html 
Amber Turd: https://news.yahoo.com/texas-man-used-stolen-lawnmower-180816771.html 
Elon Musk vs Russia: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/09/elon-musk-tweet-may-die-under-mysterious-circumstances-russia/ 
Wedding Crasher: https://news.yahoo.com/ex-sheriff-deputy-accused-crashing-144657439.html 
NBA Shooting: https://news.yahoo.com/nba-adreian-payne-former-msu-standout-and-hawks-1st-round-pick-dies-at-31-154352192.html 
Prison Escape Conclusion: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/09/escaped-inmate-casey-vicky-white-custody-captured-shoots-herself/ 
Musk on Trump: https://news.yahoo.com/musk-says-reverse-twitter-ban-173851749.html 
Soccer Farts: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/10/soccer-star-marcelo-demoted-club-continuous-farting/ 
Lake Mead: https://news.yahoo.com/body-barrel-ghost-towns-crashed-132300089.html 
U.S. Overdoses: https://news.yahoo.com/us-overdose-deaths-hit-record-140046508.html 
Ye Tattoo: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/12/kanye-west-ye-chaney-jones-tattoo-name-wrist/ 
Cliff Diver: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/13/man-dad-jumps-to-death-spain-cliff-diving-family-watches/ 
Another Prisoner Escape: https://news.yahoo.com/search-continues-inmate-stabbed-prison-192938686.html 
Helena Body Found: https://helenair.com/news/local/body-found-in-helena-after-man-picked-up-by-recycling-truck-authorities-say/article_f9819c22-3591-57da-973e-c0ae1a2b2502.html?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_Helena_Independent_Record&utm_campaign=snd-autopilot&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_Helena_Independent_Record 
Milwaukee Shootings: https://news.yahoo.com/least-20-people-injured-downtown-132058147.html 
Buffalo Shooting: https://news.yahoo.com/multiple-people-shot-buffalo-york-193456461.html 

Egypt Airlines: https://news.yahoo.com/plane-crash-killed-66-likely-100850945.html 
Olivia Gets Served: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/02/olivia-wilde-getting-served-by-jason-sudeikis-caught-on-video/ 
Disney's Bed Bugs: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/02/disneyland-hotel-pays-100k-settlement-bed-bug-lawsuit/ 
Roe v Wade: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/02/abortion-supreme-court-votes-overturn-roe-v-wade-leaked-opinion/ 
Chappelle Attack: https://news.yahoo.com/dave-chappelle-attacked-onstage-during-091854344.html 
Gun Knife: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/04/dave-chappelle-attacker-gun-knife-photo/ 
Amber Heard Testimony: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/05/amber-heard-johnny-depp-testimony-trial/ 
Escaped Convict: https://news.yahoo.com/photos-vicky-white-casey-white-tattoos-alabama-manhunt-update-160953836.html 
Dolphin Harassment: https://news.yahoo.com/20-000-reward-information-stranded-213603357.html 

Electric Art: https://news.yahoo.com/wisconsin-man-woman-electrocuted-death-202413991.html 
Birth Certificates: https://dailyinterlake.com/news/2022/apr/22/judge-blocks-montanas-transgender-birth-certificat/ 
Texas Execution: https://news.yahoo.com/explainer-concern-mounts-melissa-lucios-113815468.html 
DaBaby Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/25/dababy-2018-walmart-shooting-surveillance-video-surfaces-self-defense/ 
Buying Twitter: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/25/elon-musk-new-owner-twitter-43-billion-offer-accepted/ 
Little League Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/26/gunshots-break-out-near-south-carolina-youth-baseball-game-terrifying-video/ 
New Delhi Fire: https://news.yahoo.com/indian-capital-engulfed-smoke-landfill-075507856.html 
Paint Thinnerade: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/27/school-investigating-paint-thinner-poisoning-incident-baseball-game-cops-kansas-wesleyan-university/ 
Skulls in Mexico: https://news.yahoo.com/mexico-crime-scene-skulls-turn-203555187.html 
Menthol Ban: https://news.yahoo.com/fda-issue-plan-banning-menthol-153531251.html 
American Idol Arrest: https://news.yahoo.com/american-idol-winner-laine-hardy-arrested-accused-of-bugging-dorm-room-172138047.html 
Amanda Bynes: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/30/amanda-bynes-crack-cocaine-porn-clarify-fiance-paul-michael/ 
Porn in Parliament: https://news.yahoo.com/uk-lawmaker-says-opened-porn-090917200.html 

Abortion Training: https://news.yahoo.com/abortion-training-under-threat-med-133641182.html 
Birthday Lawsuit: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/18/man-awarded-450k-fired-unwanted-office-birthday-party-panic-attack/ 
Unlucky Charms: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/18/lucky-charms-fda-investigation-illness-sickness-reports/ 
Salty Chopsticks: https://news.yahoo.com/japan-researchers-develop-electric-chopsticks-012541062.html 
InfoWars Bankruptcy: https://www.npr.org/2022/04/18/1093297017/infowars-bankruptcy-alex-jones-sandy-hook-shooting-defamation 
Dwayne Haskins RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/20/dwayne-haskins-911-audio-wife-says-he-was-walking-on-highway-for-gas/ 
A$AP Rocky Arrested: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/20/asap-rocky-arrested-lax-rihanna-pregnancy/ 
Tyson Assault: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/21/mike-tyson-repeatedly-punches-man-face-plane-bloodies-passenger/ 
Japanese Tour Boat: https://news.yahoo.com/tour-boat-26-missing-japan-112816611.html 
Dictionary Anger: https://www.yahoo.com/gma/man-arrested-allegedly-threatening-merriam-004900994.html 
Air Force Trial: https://news.yahoo.com/split-verdict-first-ever-air-155544963.html 

Inflation: https://news.yahoo.com/consumer-price-index-cpi-inflation-march-2022-123202319.html
Kanye Stylist: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/12/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-quit-career-full-time-stylist/
Brooklyn Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/13/suspect-brooklyn-subway-shoot-take-custody-frank-james/
Gilbert RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/12/gilbert-gottfried-dead-dies-comedy-comedian-67/
Poopy Biden: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/12/president-biden-gets-pooped-on-by-bird-during-inflation-speech/
Hinckley Concert: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/13/ronald-reagan-attempted-assassin-john-hinckley-sold-out-music-show-nyc/
4 Day Work Week: https://news.yahoo.com/california-assemblywoman-pushes-for-four-day-workweek-201424887.html
Elon Wants Twitter: https://news.yahoo.com/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-offers-103942506.html
Biden's Dog Bites: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/14/major-dog-president-biden-biting-secret-service-pissed/
COVID Breathe Test: https://news.yahoo.com/fda-authorizes-breath-test-detect-223700226.html
Dolphin Stabbing: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/15/dolphin-stabbed-to-death-florida-beach/
Kindergarten Tequila: https://news.yahoo.com/class-kindergartners-accidentally-drank-tequila-141411019.html
Mall Shooting: https://news.yahoo.com/multiple-people-injured-shooting-south-192503839.html

Heather's Help
Heather's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC74UmkaNhgJuKyUIUdi5LMA

Korea's Missile Promo: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/25/kim-jong-un-icbm-missile-north-korea-video/ 
Estelle Harris RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/estelle-harris-seinfeld-toy-story-034912396.html 
Sacramento Shooting: https://news.yahoo.com/california-police-search-shooters-killed-040351506.html 
Rapper's Funeral: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/04/goonew-rapper-corpse-body-prop-stand-funeral-nightclub/ 
Jim Carrey Backlash: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/jim-carrey-backlash-for-will-smith-comments 
Fentanyl Bust: https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/06/two-charged-fentanyl-kill-4-million-orange-county/ 
Will Smith Ban: https://news.yahoo.com/smith-banned-oscars-ceremony-next-185953246.html 
Dwayne Haskins RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/dwayne-haskins-ohio-state-standout-and-nfl-first-round-pick-dies-after-being-hit-by-car-153930261.html 
Mimi Reinhardt RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/schindler-list-maker-secretary-dies-113841972.html 

Give it Back to Canada: https://news.yahoo.com/lawmakers-reject-russian-officials-request-183715289.html 
Gay Dog: https: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/20/dog-abandoned-animal-shelter-gay-fezco/ 
Chinese Plane Crash: https://news.yahoo.com/state-media-report-crash-chinese-082919657.html 
Marky Mark in Helena: https://helenair.com/news/local/mark-wahlberg-coming-to-helena-for-screening-of-father-stu/article_268ad6c9-ef16-57e8-8eb3-87f205e5b3d6.html 
Microplastics: https://news.yahoo.com/microplastics-found-air-water-food-103009306.html 
Taylor Hawkins RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/25/taylor-hawkins-dead-dies-foo-fighters-drummer/
Billions of Mosquitos: https://news.yahoo.com/us-poised-release-2-4bn-100054341.html
Smith Smacks Rock: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/27/will-smith-smack-punch-chris-rock-joke-jada-oscars/
Jim Carrey on Slap: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/29/jim-carrey-chris-rock-will-smith-smack-slap-standing-ovation-oscars/
O.J. on Slap: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/29/oj-simpson-weighs-in-will-smith-chris-rock-slap-compare-relate/
Unionized Amazon: https://news.yahoo.com/amazon-nyc-workers-win-first-us-union-in-companys-history-161629069.html
Decriminalized Weed: https://news.yahoo.com/house-passes-bill-decriminalizing-marijuana-federal-war-on-drugs-164246275.html

Mystery Mailer
Bezo's Yacht: https://www.npr.org/2022/02/09/1079568745/jeff-bezos-yacht-de-hef-bridge-rotterdam-eggs
Super Bowel: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tushy-bidet-super-bowel-poop-pic-contest_n_62042cede4b0ccfb3e4ffe42
Bruce Willis Retires: https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/bruce-willis-is-retiring-from-acting-after-aphasia-diagnosis-20220330?source=facebook 

Pete vs Kanye: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/13/kanye-west-reignites-custody-war-kids-kim-kardashian-pete-texts/ 
Tom Brady Un-Retires: https://news.yahoo.com/tom-brady-returning-for-23rd-nfl-season-with-tampa-bay-buccaneers-231707893.html 
Pete Not in Space: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/14/pete-davidson-blue-origin-space-flight-passenger/ 
Scott Hall RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/wwe-legend-scott-hall-dies-at-63-001542879.html
Homeless Killings: https://news.yahoo.com/arrest-shootings-five-homeless-men-093400826.html
Perma-Daylight Savings: https://news.yahoo.com/senate-passes-bill-making-daylight-192644715.html
D.L. vs Kanye: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/16/dl-hughley-kanye-west-kim-kardashian-pete-davidson-white/
Kanye Instagram Suspension: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/16/kanye-west-banned-instagram-24-hours-kim-pete-trevor-attacks/
March Sadness: https://news.yahoo.com/four-disney-employees-arrested-florida-145703599.html
13 yo Driver: https://news.yahoo.com/9-dead-crash-involving-u-040404598.html
No More Turn Down: https://news.yahoo.com/one-most-basic-hotel-amenities-104344685.html
4th Booster: https://news.yahoo.com/moderna-seeks-fda-authorization-4th-013941330.html
Greatest "Female" Swimmer: https://news.yahoo.com/swimmer-lia-thomas-becomes-nca-as-first-transgender-d-i-champion-011654483.html
Lost in the Amazon: https://news.yahoo.com/young-brothers-found-amazon-nearly-002842667.html
Bowling Murder: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/18/young-thug-mother-child-lakevia-jackson-shot-killed-atlanta-bowling-alley/ 

Lindsey Graham Hit: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/04/lindsey-graham-putin-assassination-take-him-out-ukraine/ 
Montana Lead Water: https://www.ktvq.com/news/local-news/report-elevated-levels-of-lead-found-in-water-of-half-of-schools-tested-in-montana 
Mexican Soccer Brawl: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/06/queretaro-atlas-fight-mexican-soccer-fans-melee-brawl/ 
Ukraine Shelling: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/06/russian-shelling-video-in-ukraine-shows-shocking-civilian-casualties/ 
Ultimate Cowboy Showdown: https://www.krtv.com/news/local-news/montana-rancher-selected-to-compete-in-reality-show-ultimate-cowboy-showdown?_amp=true 
Cosby Stays Free: https://news.yahoo.com/high-court-wont-review-decision-144706937.html
Anonymous Hack Russian TV: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/07/anonymous-hack-russia-tv-streaming-ukraine-war-footage/
Lynching Hate Crime: https://news.yahoo.com/congress-passes-emmett-till-bill-005823386.html 
Kanye Poem: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/08/kanye-west-poem-dead-murderer-instagram-kim-kardashian/ 
Florida "Don't Say Gay" Bill: https://news.yahoo.com/florida-lawmakers-send-dont-gay-170902628.html 
Deion Toe's: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/08/deion-sanders-had-toes-amputated-after-foot-surgery-complications/ 
Stolen Heads: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/08/truck-containing-box-human-heads-stolen-denver/ 
Grand Theft Yacht: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/10/insane-video-man-newport-beach-yacht-crash-harbor/ 
Alec Not Guilty: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/11/alec-baldwin-rust-halyna-hutchins-shooting-death-contract/ 
Death Row Dogs: https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/11/dogs-death-row-cat-killing-vicious-maryland-death-row/ 
Camel Attack: https://news.yahoo.com/camel-attacks-kills-two-people-184600720.html