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Pet Smart Murder: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/26/petsmart-sued-pet-owner-claims-staff-suffocated-dog-nail-clipping/ 
Racist Sesame Place: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/28/sesame-place-sued-class-action-black-family-racial-discrimination-racist/
Racist Chuck E Cheese: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/01/chuck-e-cheese-racial-discrimination-black-girl-high-five/
Chinese Dance Accident: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/28/video-hong-kong-video-monitor-screen-falls-crushes-dancer-boy-band-mirror/ 
Monkey Kidnappers: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/28/monkey-attack-japan-snatching-babies-elderly-yamaguchi/ 
LIV Golf: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/02/tiger-woods-rejected-700-800-million-offer-from-liv-golf-greg-norman-says/ 
Biden Does Something: https://news.yahoo.com/biden-sign-executive-order-protect-091752135.html 
Griner Sentenced: https://news.yahoo.com/brittney-griner-found-guilty-in-russian-court-sentenced-to-nine-years-in-prison-152534083.html 
MGK Bus Vandalized: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/04/machine-gun-kelly-tour-bus-tagged-homophobic-slur-graffiti/ 
Kanye Divorce: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/05/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-divorce-lawyer-quits/
Kim/Pete Split: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/05/kim-kardashian-pete-davidson-split-break-up/ 

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Spider Pizza Man: https://www.facebook.com/reel/586724353082534?s=cl&fs=e

Elon Sued by Twitter:
https://news.yahoo.com/twitter-sues-elon-musk-212228840.html 
South African Methanol: https://news.yahoo.com/methanol-blood-teens-died-south-131027674.html 
Pizza Delivery Hero: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/19/pizza-delivery-man-saves-children-burning-house-fire-video/ 
Bruce's Beach Returned: https://news.yahoo.com/history-made-bruces-beach-returned-234239381.html 
Biden Got COVID: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/21/president-biden-covid-very-mild-symptoms/
Monkeypox STD: https://news.yahoo.com/monkeypox-virus-could-become-entrenched-041041732.html 

KKKampain Ad: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/06/black-republican-running-congress-ar15-klansmen-campaign-ad/ 
Chauvin Sentenced: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/07/derek-chauvin-sentenced-20-years-prison-george-floyd-civil-rights-violation/ 
Japanese Assassination: https://news.yahoo.com/japan-ex-leader-abe-reportedly-031004756.html 
Twerkin' Campaign Ad: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/10/state-senator-tiara-mack-not-apologize-twerk-campaign-tiktok/ 
Hobo Attacks Olympian: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/11/olympic-athlete-kim-glass-attacked-homeless-man-metal-pipe-los-angeles/ 
James Webb Photos: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/12/nasa-james-webb-telescope-images-space-galaxies/ 
Methed Up Dad: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/14/ntsb-report-shows-father-driving-not-thirteen-year-old-fatal-crash-golf-team-meth-in-system/ 
Jayland Walker Shot: https://news.yahoo.com/ohio-medical-examiner-discuss-autopsy-111617475.html 
Ricky Martin's Nephew: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/15/ricky-martin-alleged-domestic-violence-victim-nephew-incest-facing-50-years-prison/ 
Ivana Trump RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/15/ivana-trump-dead-dies-cause-of-death-fall-stairs-blunt-impact-injuries/ 
Elon Musk's Dad: https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-dad-errol-has-second-child-with-stepdaughter-report-2022-7 
NASCAR Driver Stabbed: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/16/nascar-driver-bobby-east-dead-dies-stabbed/

101 yo Nazi: https://news.yahoo.com/former-nazi-camp-guard-101-084013181.html 
Anchovy Rain: https://abcnews.go.com/US/thousands-anchovies-fall-sky-wash-ashore-bay-area/story?id=86117718 
Amber Heard Petition: https://www.geo.tv/latest/426096-petition-to-remove-amber-heard-from-aquaman-2-reaches-near-5m-signatures-after-johnny-depps-victory 
James Caan RIP: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/james-caan-dead-the-godfather_n_62c71309e4b0aa392d3c3a1b 
Tony Sirico RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/08/tony-sirico-dead-dies-sopranos-paulie-walnuts/ 

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Bad Obituary: Crazy News: The Most Scathing Obituary Ever | K102 | Rachel Ramsey 
Jupiter's Big: https://www.timeout.com/news/bizarre-news-story-of-the-day-jupiter-apparently-eats-other-planets-062222 
Sausage Vending Machine: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html 
Bad Headlines: 40 Of The Worst Newspaper Headlines To Make You Facepalm At The Stupidity 

South African Bar: https://news.yahoo.com/20-people-die-south-african-101836366.html 
Affleck Crash: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/26/ben-affleck-son-crash-lamborghini-jennifer-lopez/ 
Bam Escapes Again: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/27/bam-margera-wife-plead-return-rehab/ 
Johnny Depp's Return: https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/johnny-depp-could-reprise-his-role-on-pirates-of-the-caribbean-after-winning-defamation-trial-against-amber-heard/news-story/df4fffb6cc4be3293e11d08265e7dbed 
North Korean Alien Things: https://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-claims-alien-things-114831787.html 

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Penis Air Drop: https://www.facebook.com/157750900979288/posts/6121449797942672/?sfnsn=mo 
Migrant Trailer: 46 people found dead in 18-wheeler in San Antonio: Officials 
Highest BAC: https://news.speedsociety.com/oregon-man-might-now-hold-record-with-78-blood-alcohol-content-dui-arrest-double-the-fatal-amount/ 
Buried with His Bike: 82-Year-Old Ohio Man Buried on His Harley in See-Through Casket 

Russian McDowells:  https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-mcdonalds-restaurants-vkusno-tochka-scribbled-logo-sauce-packets-rebrand-2022-6 
McMahon Steps Down: https://news.yahoo.com/vince-mcmahon-voluntarily-steps-down-as-ceo-of-wwe-following-misconduct-allegations-121417866.html 
Naked on a Cop Car: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/18/naked-man-dances-on-lapd-patrol-car-hollywood/ 
London Protests: https://news.yahoo.com/big-crowds-london-streets-protest-153438863.html 
Watson Lawsuits: https://news.yahoo.com/browns-qb-deshaun-watson-settles-154554156.html 
Gronk Retires Again: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/21/rob-gronkowski-retires-again/ 
Cosby Liable: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/21/bill-cosby-verdict-guilty-sexually-abused-liable-civil-suit-judy-huth/ 
Google AI: https://news.yahoo.com/should-we-be-worried-about-ai-becoming-sentient-141300344.html 
Siragusa RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/former-colts-ravens-de-tony-siragusa-dies-at-55-200140045.html 
Instagram Model RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/23/niece-waidhofer-model-influencer-dead-dies-suicide-31/ 
Elon's "Daughter": https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/23/elon-musk-daughter-grant-name-gender-change-vivian-jenna-wilson/ 
Pelosi DUI: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/23/nancy-pelosi-husband-paul-dui-charged-jail-time/ 
Roe v Wade: https://news.yahoo.com/supreme-court-overturns-roe-v-141240304.html 
Juul Ban: https://news.yahoo.com/juul-appeals-block-fda-ban-165804309.html 

Juneteenth Watermelon: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/04/juneteenth-watermelon-salad-indianapolis-childrens-museum-racism/
Cry Baby Motorcycle: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/12/johnny-depp-cry-baby-motorcycle-auction-for-sale/
Yellowstone Flood: https://news.yahoo.com/yellowstone-entries-closed-flooding-visitors-193445288.html
Dog vs Gorilla: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/14/stray-dog-trapped-gorilla-enclosure-san-diego-zoo-video/
Ex-Boxer Bouncer: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/14/ex-boxer-julius-francis-kos-man-with-one-punch-security-gig/ 
Bam Escapes: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/15/bam-margera-taken-back-rehab-treatment-center-reported-missing/ 
Angry Tom Hanks: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/16/tom-hanks-scream-fan-wife-rita-wilson-trip/ 
Denise Richards Daughter: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/17/denise-richards-charlie-sheen-daughter-onlyfans-sami-sheen/ 

Mariah Carey Sued: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/03/mariah-carey-sued-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you-copyright-infringement/ 
Amber Heard Fundraiser: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/04/gofundme-shuts-down-1m-amber-heard-fundraiser-johnny-depp/ 
Gerber Baby RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/ann-turner-cook-original-gerber-165519712.html 
Johnny Depp Celebration: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/06/johnny-depp-spend-money-indian-dinner-celebrate-win-defamation-trial/ 
Monkey Pox Vaccine: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/06/06/us-has-36000-doses-of-jynneos-monkeypox-vaccine-immediately-available-in-national-stockpile.html 
Prey Trailer: https://youtu.be/_YahVfZoRZs 
Kanye & Chaney Breakup: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/07/kanye-west-and-gf-chaney-jones-split-breakup-kim-kardashian-lookalike/ 
Boxer Aneurism: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/08/boxer-simiso-buthelezi-dies-after-scary-in-ring-incident/ 
Amber Heard Women's Rights: https://news.sky.com/story/amber-heard-responds-to-johnny-depps-tiktok-message-womens-rights-are-moving-backward-12629912 
Britney's Wedding Crasher: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/09/britney-spears-wedding-police-jason-alexander-crash-ex-husband/ 
Cancer Cure Kinda: https://news.yahoo.com/eye-catching-cancer-drug-trial-103437559.html 
Justin Bieber Virus: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/10/justin-bieber-battling-virus-that-has-paralyzed-part-of-his-face/ 
Sriracha Shortage: https://news.yahoo.com/sriracha-shortage-coming-blame-weather-190927216.html 

Mona Lisa Cake: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/30/mona-lisa-attacked-man-disguised-woman-wheelchair-louvre/ 
Hepatitis Berries: https://news.yahoo.com/us-canada-investigating-strawberries-linked-020633890.html 
Depp Verdict: https://news.yahoo.com/jury-deliberating-third-day-depp-142324730.html 
Setback for Women: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/01/amber-heard-johnny-depp-verdict-statement-defamation-setback-women/ 
Kim DTF: https://people.com/tv/kim-kardashian-dishes-on-relationship-with-pete-davidson-says-she-made-the-first-move/ 
Weinstein Appeal: https://news.yahoo.com/harvey-weinstein-sexual-assault-conviction-151704320.html 
22 lb Breasts: https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/02/instagram-model-boobs-breasts-plane-too-big-explicit-plastic-surgery/ 
Prisoner Found: https://news.yahoo.com/fugitive-suspected-taking-truck-five-024309290.html 

Skeet Jones: https://news.yahoo.com/top-elected-official-texas-smallest-184838123.html 
JIF Recall: https://news.yahoo.com/jif-peanut-butter-products-recalled-181656785.html 
Pete Davidson Sign-off: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/22/pete-davidson-snl-saturday-night-live-last-show-farewell-kate-mckinnon-aidy-bryant/
Ukraine v Russia: https://news.yahoo.com/russian-offensive-turns-key-donbas-040854639.html 
Airport Fight: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/23/united-airlines-worker-punches-passenger-fight-newark-airport/ 
Putin Assassination Attempt: https://news.yahoo.com/ukrainian-intelligence-chief-putin-survived-assassination-attempt-two-months-ago-124633685.html 
Steven Tyler Rehab: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/24/aerosmith-singer-steven-tyler-enters-rehab-after-relapse/
George Dubya Plot: https://news.yahoo.com/ohio-man-charged-plot-assassinate-185400438.html 
Texas School Shooting: https://news.yahoo.com/gunman-kills-19-children-texas-062800636.html 
How to not Murder Your Husband: https://news.yahoo.com/murder-husband-author-guilty-hubby-190657950.html 
Jesus - The Video Game: https://youtu.be/2gQLDdSy2cU 
Ray Liotta RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/26/ray-liotta-dead-dies-dominican-republic/ 
Rio Airport Porn: https://news.yahoo.com/rio-airport-screens-show-porn-184756393.html 

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