Couldn't Care Less

Favre Denial: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/11/brett-favre-alleged-role-welfare-scandal-i-have-done-nothing-wrong/ 
New Zealand Cow Farts: https://news.yahoo.com/new-zealand-proposes-cow-burp-tax-to-fight-climate-change-185050480.html 
Cop Shooting Charges: https://news.yahoo.com/ex-texas-cop-charged-over-003107379.html 
Fishing Cheater Charges: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/12/ohio-fishermen-weight-in-fish-indicted-charges/ 
Kim & Pete Fireplace Sex: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/13/kim-kardashian-pete-davidson-sex-fireplace-honor-grandma-mary-jo-mj/ 
Robbie Coltrane RIP: https://news.yahoo.com/robbie-coltrane-known-role-hagrid-173036970.html 
Congressional Porn: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/14/manhattan-congressional-candidate-mike-itkis-sex-tape-porn-sex-positive/ 
Megan Thee Stallion Break-in: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/14/megan-thee-stallion-home-broken-into-stolen-snl/ 
Snow Crab Cancelled: https://news.yahoo.com/alaska-cancels-snow-crab-season-150000066.html 
Serial Killer NOT from NJ: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/15/stockton-police-arrest-suspected-serial-killer-after-seven-victims/ 

Indonesian Soccer: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/02/soccer-stampede-fans-dead-indonesia-fight/ 
Russian Rapper Suicide: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/03/russian-rapper-suicide-walkie-ukraine-war/ 
Kanye Lives Matter: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/03/kanye-west-white-lives-matter-shirt-yeezy-fashion-show/ 
Lesbian Velma: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/04/scooby-doo-velma-lesbian-lgbt-movie/ 
Rust Continues: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/05/alec-baldwin-rust-movie-resume-filming-halyna-hutchins-widow-settle/
Oops! All Fentanyl: https://news.yahoo.com/nurses-warning-fentanyl-goes-viral-193128691.html 
No One Fucks with a Biden: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/05/president-biden-fort-myers-beach-mayor-no-one-fucks-with-biden/ 
Brady & Bundchen: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/06/gisele-bundchen-tom-brady-threatened-divorce-football/ 
Warriors Punch: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/07/draymond-green-video-punch-jordan-poole-practice-golden-state-warriors/ 
Easter Island Fire: https://news.yahoo.com/easter-island-blaze-chars-famous-222449975.html 
America's Best Mullet: https://news.yahoo.com/inside-search-best-mullet-america-141844860.html
Lesbian Madonna: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/09/madonna-seemingly-comes-out-as-gay/ 
Adriana Chechik Break: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/10/adriana-chechik-porn-star-break-back-foam-pit-twitchcon/ 
McDonald's Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/10/teenager-shot-cop-mcdonalds-life-support-parking-lot-video/ 

Kanye Bling Flops: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/26/kanye-west-bedazzled-flip-flops-london-fashion-week-kim-kardashian/ 
Husky "Wolf": https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/26/montana-woman-kills-skins-husky-dog-think-wolf-outrage/ 
Asteroid Crash: https://news.yahoo.com/nasa-spacecraft-closes-asteroid-head-184305376.html 
Condom Microphones: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/28/msnbc-reporter-condom-microphone-hurricane-ian/ 
Coolio RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/28/coolio-dead-dies-los-angeles/
Ex-NFL Player Falls: https://news.yahoo.com/ex-dallas-cowboys-tight-end-062136644.html 
Antonio Brown's Weiner: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/01/antonio-brown-exposes-himself-woman-dubai-pool/ 
Pro Fishing Scandal: https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/01/pro-fishing-champs-cheating-scandal-stuffed-walleye-weights/ 

NY Polio: https://news.yahoo.com/york-governor-declares-disaster-emergency-163145200.html 
Grandma Catching Robot: https://news.yahoo.com/robot-catches-grandma-she-falls-123254028.html 
PnB Shooting: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/12/pnb-rock-shot-roscoes-chicken-waffles/ 
Chic-fil-A Hero: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/14/chick-fil-a-worker-thwarts-attempted-carjacking-mma-takedown/ 
Political Migrant Games: https://news.yahoo.com/2-busloads-migrants-dropped-off-140244930.html 
Tom & Gisele: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/15/tom-brady-reportedly-not-living-separately-gisele-bundchen-marital-issues-bucs-nfl/ 
Nick Cannons Family Tree: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/16/nick-cannon-family-tree-children-kid-born-timeline/ 
Cara Delevingne's Drug Problem: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/16/cara-delevingne-mental-rehab-friends-worried-margot-robbie/ 
In Line for the Queen Flasher: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/16/man-arrested-exposing-himself-queen-elizabeth-coffin/ 
In Line for the Queen Rusher: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/17/queen-elizabeth-ii-coffin-rushed-man-arrested-funeral-lines/ 

Bed, Bath & Below: https://news.yahoo.com/bed-bath-beyond-cfo-plunges-134524108.html 
Republican Money Laundering: https://news.yahoo.com/record-cash-haul-vanished-senate-143857991.html 
Only Fans Teacher: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/05/onlyfans-courtney-tillia-millionaire-quit-job-school-teacher/
Indian Carnival: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/05/drop-tower-ride-crashes-india-video-injured/ 
Juul Lawsuit: https://news.yahoo.com/juul-pay-nearly-440m-settle-170354786.html 
Bam Bails Again: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/07/bam-margera-bar-leaving-rehab-stops-communicating-parents/ 
Ricky Martin Lawsuit: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/07/ricky-martin-sues-nephew-sexual-abuse-lawsuit/ 
Harry Spits on Pine: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/08/harry-styles-jokes-spitting-on-chris-pine-msg-concert/ 
The Queen is Dead: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/08/queen-elizabeth-ii-dead-dies-royal-family-monarchy/ 
Double Rainbow for the Queen: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/08/queen-elizabeth-dead-dies-double-rainbow-royal-family/ 
NFL for the Queen: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/08/queen-elizabeth-honored-moment-silence-death-nfl-bmw-championship/ 

Mushroom Weddings: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/28/mushrooms-shrooms-weddings-edibles/ 
Sunflower Weeds: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/29/browns-player-holding-sunflower-seeds-not-weed/ 
Super Bowl Ring Scam: https://news.yahoo.com/jersey-man-sentenced-tom-brady-230214207.html 
Ex-Boyfriend Shot: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/29/ohio-father-shoots-kills-daughters-ex-boyfriend-video-ohio/ 
Gorbachev RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/30/mikhail-gorbachev-dead-dies-soviet-union/ 
Saudi Social Justice: https://news.yahoo.com/nourah-al-qahtani-saudi-woman-110608682.html 
Winnie the Pooh- Blood & Honey: https://youtu.be/DRNKt3rWKzY 
Armed Forces Sexual Assault: https://news.yahoo.com/reported-sexual-assaults-across-us-195427086.html 
Haddish & Spears Lawsuit: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/01/tiffany-haddish-aries-spears-sued-grooming-molestation-child-porn-videos/ 
Attempted Argentinian Assassination: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/02/cristina-fernandez-de-kirchner-argentina-vice-president-assassination-attempt-gun-jams/ 
Football Vomit Celebration: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/02/purdue-football-player-puke-vomit-pick-six-chris-jefferson/ 
Online Poopy Shorts: https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/02/woman-claims-online-shorts-order-poop-stain-asos/ 

Too Immature to Not be a Parent: https://news.yahoo.com/florida-court-says-16-old-190531777.html 
Deshaun Watson: https://news.yahoo.com/deshaun-watson-receives-largest-player-fine-in-nfl-history-suspension-increased-to-11-games-in-settlement-160130069.html 
Another Cop Beating: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/22/cops-suspended-video-beating-homeless-man-mental-health-issues/ 
Jupiter By Web: https://news.yahoo.com/nasa-unveils-james-webb-telescope-203415277.html 
Pelosi DUI: https://abcnews.go.com/US/nancy-pelosis-husband-paul-pelosi-pleads-guilty-dui/story?id=88748318 
Finland's Leader's Party: https://news.yahoo.com/finlands-leader-apologizes-party-photo-094657549.html 
Fox Attack: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/24/fox-rabies-attack-video-woman/ 
Bryant Court Win: https://news.yahoo.com/kobe-bryant-widow-awarded-16m-232903205.html 
Arkansas Death Row: https://news.yahoo.com/oklahoma-executions-james-coddington-death-row-inmates-155758358.html 
Cancer Tattoo's: https://news.yahoo.com/study-finds-almost-half-tattoo-040222632.html 
Scotland turns into New Jersey: https://news.yahoo.com/garbage-piles-scotland-raise-health-144826742.html 
Gas Car's & California: https://news.yahoo.com/challenges-ahead-californias-ban-gas-143006982.html 

Anne Heche Accident: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/16/anne-heche-death-crash-video-inside-house/ 
COD Cops: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/16/deputy-testifies-sent-kobe-crash-pics-cop-while-they-played-call-of-duty/ 
Prime Minister Twerk: https://news.yahoo.com/finlands-leader-slams-leaked-video-192826075.html 
Gary Busey Arrest: https://news.yahoo.com/gary-busey-charged-sex-offenses-182954410.html 

Kanye Crosses the Line: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/08/kanye-west-pete-davidson-kim-kardashian-split-skete-dead/
Plane Crash: https://www.tmz.com/videos/2022-08-09-080922-plane-crash-1467154-972/
Marshawn DUI: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/09/marshawn-lynch-car-missing-flat-tires-dui-arrest/
Wilde vs. Sudeikis: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/10/olivia-wilde-jason-sudeikis-custody-embarrass-serve/
Tommy Lee Naked: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/11/tommy-lee-full-frontal-nude-photo-pic/
OnlyFans Murder: https://news.yahoo.com/courtney-clenney-onlyfans-model-arrest-murder-boyfriend-150406239.html
Anne Heche RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/12/anne-heche-dead-dies-car-crash/
Chicago Hit & Run: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/14/chicago-hit-and-run-several-people-flung-air-left-dead/
Monkeypox News: https://news.yahoo.com/cdc-tweaks-monkeypox-guidance-over-142946139.html
Capri Sun Recall: https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/15/capri-sun-juice-pouches-cleaning-solution-contamination/