Couldn't Care Less

Couldn't Care Less

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Couldn't Care Less episodes

  • Episode 25: Mickey's Back

    Check out our Facebook page to see what Mystery Mailer sent in this week! Please like and follow our page while your there!
    https://www.facebook.com/Couldnt-Care-Less-102877471467670
    Dirt Bike Facial: https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/jlf867/interviewer_of_the_day/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Let Me in I'm Tryin ta Fuck!: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/jml4ky/sheesh_there_is_some_heat/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Largest Tree in the World: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/jmo14q/the_hyperion_coast_redwood_is_a_monster_of_a_tree/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Girls Don't Do Porn: https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/jmn9e9/i_saw_the_awful_post_currently_on_the_front_page/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Murderous Kookaburra's: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/jmllq8/til_kookaburras_are_born_with_a_hook_in_their/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    1000 lb. Gator: https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/31/us/florida-gator-weighed-1000-pounds-trnd/index.html 
    Bear Attack: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/jny6gc/this_man_survived_a_bear_attack_in_2016_left/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Face Mask Make Out: https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/jnun7b/fucking_2020/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Smartest Dog in the World: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/jofu5w/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Offensive Hands: https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/05/entertainment/witches-disability-warner-trnd/index.html 

    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 24: A Thousand Flesh Colored Downloads!

    Crushin' His Knees: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfries/comments/jijlay/hmf_as_my_fat_ass_crushes_my_knees/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Dog Pods: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/jihcsd/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    BF Tackle: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/jilmcj/hmc_while_i_tackle_this_beech/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Screaming Lizard: https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/jikix3/pick_him_up/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Sled Racing: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/jigagc/wcgw_standing_in_front_of_racers_on_sleds/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Philadelphia Shooting & Riots: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/27/philadelphia-protests-police-shooting-walter-wallace-cops-injured-violence/
    Gwen & Blake: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/27/gwen-stefani-announces-engagement-blake-shelton/ 
    Playing Basketball w/ Your Son: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/jj4h7k/learning_a_life_lesson/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Falling Glass: https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/jizjl4/man_almost_killed_by_a_sheet_of_falling_glass/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Some Guy Stuck in the Sand: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/jjd31g/some_guy_is_stuck_in_the_sand/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Terror Attack in France: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/jk6jav/france_hit_by_terror_attack_as_woman_beheaded_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Scarlett & Colin: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/29/scarlett-johansson-colin-jost-married-wedding/ 
    Kanye's Hologram: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/29/kim-kardashian-father-robert-hologram-kanye-west-birthday-gift-present/ 
    Sean Connery RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/31/sean-connery-james-bond-dead/ 

    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 23: Marty's Noise

    Jui "Sit" Su: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfries/comments/jdnq6n/hmf_while_i_kick_your_ass_jiusitsu_style/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Kentucky Fair Brawl: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/jdtwgm/argument_with_ride_operator_leads_to_throwdown_at/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    The Dude has Cancer: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/19/jeff-bridges-cancer-diagnosis-lymphoma/
    Young Jamie has Covid: https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/joe-rogan-forced-to-cancel-kanye-west-podcast-1435634/ 
    Suicide Squad Trailer: https://youtu.be/2EVFYstVuVk 
    Parking Lot Rage: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/24/walmart-road-rage-washington-shots-fired-viral-police/ 
    Kanye Might Run for CA Governor: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/24/kanye-west-joe-rogan-experience-podcast-governor-president-race/ 
    Hair Whipping Gone Wild: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/jhajrm/hmc_while_i_seduce_some_dude/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Giant Chinese Dobson Fly: https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/jhb2hn/giant_chinese_dobson_fly_the_largest_aquatic/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 

    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 22: Steve Isn't Voting

    Birthday Burn: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/j9j7jn/hmc_its_my_birthday/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Carbon Nano Tubes: https://www.reddit.com/r/chemistry/comments/j9skpc/its_all_about_those_allotropes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Cavewoman Stripping: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/j9nqv0/the_progress_of_ancient_man/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Stalking Cougar: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/12/utah-slate-canyon-hiker-stalked-by-cougar-6-minutes-survive/ 
    Dog Throwing: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/j9qbk2/hmc_while_i_throw_my_dog_at_you/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Dr. Dre Divorce: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/13/lapd-investigating-dr-dre-wife-nicole-young-alleged-embezzlement/ 
    Thirsty Squirrel: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/jax6ix/squirrel_asking_for_water/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Good Cop Stabbing: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/jaxvt5/wcgw_if_i_stab_a_police_officer/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Falcon Bird Theft: https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/jb0y2c/falcon_stealing_a_couple_baby_birds/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Light Saber: https://www.reddit.com/r/DidntKnowIWantedThat/comments/jc0476/its_finally_happening_our_childhood_dreams_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Talking Cat: http://www.youtube.com/shorts/7e4nasRxq10 
    Seattle Torch Wielder: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/16/seattle-police-arrest-man-sets-fire-cop-car-flaming-stick-shots-fired/ 
    Polite British Accident: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/jc5egu/this_the_calmest_accident_i_have_ever_seen/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Bloodworm: https://youtu.be/o7aM5gU8mFY 
    Election Day Asteroid: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/18/neil-degrasse-tyson-asteroid-election-day/ 

    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 21: Where Everyone Knows Your Name

    E-Mail:
    Making Condoms: https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/j30v2i/how_condoms_are_actually_made/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    Eddie Van Halen RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/06/eddie-van-halen-dead-dies-cancer-65/
    Hoodie Trick Gone Wrong: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/j6mud3/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    Funny Magic: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/j6l5eq/odds_of_it_is_1_out_of_6/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    Fatman Movie: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/j71gkk/first_poster_for_darkcomedy_fatman_starring_mel/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    800 Year Old Bonzai: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/j84xeh/this_is_what_a_800_years_old_bonsai_looks_like/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    Great White Sneak: https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/j83x62/always_check_your_surroundings/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    Bryan's Grab Bag:
    Cotton Fire: https://imgur.com/t/funny/BeEgADb
    Reverse 5th Wheel: https://imgur.com/t/funny/H2zzcLL
    Latin: https://imgur.com/gallery/yrTQMmK 

    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 20: Strawberry Flavored Beaver Ass

    Joe Montana Intruder: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/27/joe-montana-malibu-house-home-property-trespasser-snatches-baby/ 
    Jet Ski Bravery: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/j15roq/wcgw_if_i_jet_ski_next_to_a_container_ship/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    The Eyes Don't Work 2.0: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j19ng4/bird_viciously_attacking_a_child/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Stroller Craziness: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/j1qoo1/wcgw_if_i_have_no_spatial_awareness/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Constipated Elephant: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/j1ufmh/wcgw_helping_a_constipated_elephant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Vin Diesel's New Song: https://youtu.be/uLwbPUyrdD0 
    Fix My Shoulder: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/j21tgx/what_could_go_wrong_fixing_a_dislocated_shoulder/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Tommy Boy Recreation: https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/j21n41/let_me_check_how_close_i_am/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Back Breaker: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfries/comments/j23j1p/hmf_as_i_break_someones_back/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Table Top Slide: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/j1wa7q/hmc_this_belongs_here/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Hulk Smash: https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/02/president-donald-trump-hollywood-star-walk-of-fame-destroyed-hulk/ 
    Driving w/ the Lift Up: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/j44yq1/wcgw_driving_with_the_lift_up/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    First Bionic Eye: https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/j3vp9r/doctors_build_worlds_first_bionic_eye_that_can/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 

    1 hr 43 min
  • Episode 19: Mystery Mailer Returns!

    E-Mail:
    MJ's NASCAR Team: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/21/michael-jordan-starting-nascar-team-bubba-wallace-driver/ 
    Tom Cruise in Spaaaace: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/ixmt7m/tom_cruise_going_to_space_in_october_2021/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Cop Shooting: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/iy9eyf/untrained_cop_panics_and_open_fires_at_bystander/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Zip Lining Craziness: https://youtu.be/Zg6qv_3DfQ8 
    Air Bag Explosion: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/iz7vp0/wcgw_starting_a_burnt_out_car/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Brain Eating Water: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/26/texas-warns-houston-brain-eating-amoeba-tap-water-supply/ 
    Bryan's Grab Bag:
    Asian Eye Care: https://imgur.com/gallery/g20i5pb 
    Snake Surprise: https://imgur.com/gallery/xxkW01B 
    Gas Bags: https://imgur.com/t/funny/lXhpYYp 

    55 min
  • Episode 18: Steve has an announcement

    Brian's Grab Bag:
    Egg Sprayer: https://imgur.com/t/funny/lCyWMCB 
    Toothpaste Art: https://imgur.com/t/art/RLSeTBS 
    Cannabis Salad w/ Ranch: https://imgur.com/t/wtf/LDxAhh3 
    Florida Man: https://imgur.com/t/wtf/EGkh27y 
    Security Guard Training Video: https://imgur.com/t/wtf/80nS66y 
    Show E-mail:
    Growing Gold: https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/ishmw2/growing_gold_nanoparticles_inside_tumors_can_help/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
    Kanye Kelly: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/16/kanye-west-black-ownership-music-masters-universal-twitter-rant/ 
    RBG RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/18/supreme-court-justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-dead-dies-87/ 
    White House Poison: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/19/package-ricin-poison-intercepted-white-house-president-trump/ 

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 17: Ramblin'

    DJ Erick Morillo Dead: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/01/i-like-to-move-it-dj-erick-morillo-dead-at-49/
    David Blaine Floating: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/02/david-blaines-up-inspired-ascension-stunt-in-arizona-watch-it-live/
    The Rock got Covid: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/02/the-rock-tested-positive-covid-19-coronavirus-wife-kids-dwayne-johnson/
    Fire Pool: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/iluq14/just_pour_some_gas_on_those_coals_ive_done_that_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    Taco Bell Cutting Menu: https://www.houstonchronicle.com/food/article/Taco-Bell-how-could-you-15541550.php
    Screamo Karen's: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/imahz9/hmc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    Molotov Mishap: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/06/man-catches-on-fire-at-portland-protest-molotov-cocktail/ 
    NFL Fraud: https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/10/josh-bellamy-nfl-ny-jets-arrested-wire-fraud-bank-fraud/ 
    Connor McGregor Arrested:  https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/12/conor-mcgregor-arrested-attempted-sexual-assault-indecent-exposure-france-ufc-corsica/ 

    1 hr 15 min

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A group of friends spend an some time together weekly arguing, discussing and making fun of today's current events and topics.