Couldn't Care Less

Not Really Dead: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/24/woman-pronounced-dead-found-alive-funeral-home-breathing/
Anti Rape Device (RapeX): https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/ig38aq/im_fine_with_this/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Helena Break-ins: https://helenair.com/news/local/helena-police-reiterate-importance-of-home-security-after-another-break-in/article_29abee57-b2af-53f0-b258-b260e21f3d17.html 
Montana's Covid #'s: https://www.kpax.com/news/coronavirus/montana-reporting-466-confirmed-covid-19-cases 
Kenosha Shooting: https://trib.al/ZjGREwl 
R. Kelly Assault: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/27/r-kelly-allegedly-attacked-bed-inmate-inside-chicago-prison/ 
Elon Musk's Neuralink: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/29/elon-musks-neuralink-co-implants-chip-in-pig-s-brain/ 

Sausage Beatdown: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ibalk1/guy_refuses_to_wear_a_mask_and_gets_hit_by_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Pepperoni Shortage: https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/pepperoni-shortage-pizza-places-coronavirus 
Mask Gun: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ib5s2j/guy_creates_gun_that_shoot_masks_onto_peoples/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
River Drinker: https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/ib710v/hmc_while_she_drinks_natures_water/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Sharon Stone Rant: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/17/sharon-stone-family-sister-ravaged-covid-19-montana-biden-harris-vote/ 
Death Valley Record High: https://www.yahoo.com/news/death-valley-hits-130-degrees-053931284.html 
Asteroid Election: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/23/nasa-asteroid-earth-election-day-november-2-post-office-trump/ 
Brian's Video: https://imgur.com/t/wtf/LmlKxsz 
Gorilla Titty Twister: https://imgur.com/t/funny/LX30use 

Close Call w/ a train: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/13/cop-saves-man-wheelchair-stuck-train-tracks/ 
Hangman's Mask: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/15/connecticut-prison-inmate-hangs-kills-himself-suicide-covid-mask/
Walmart Drive-ins: https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/15/us/walmart-drive-in-theaters-august-trnd/index.html
Donald's Brother RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/16/robert-trump-dead-71-donald-dead-dies/ 

Penis Forearm -  Man Who Lost His Penis Becomes First In The World To Have New One Built On His Arm 
Asshole Hits Lady - https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/02/white-supremacist-punches-woman-florida-fight-hate-rant/ 
Racist Shoe - https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/03/amazon-selling-uk-leather-shoes-racist-color-description-n-word/ 
Beirut Explosion - https://www.tmz.com/videos/080420-beirut-explosion-4829032-0-r8x47nx8 
FBI Raid Jake Paul's House - https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/05/jake-paul-home-search-warrant-fbi/ 
Skater Fight - https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/i59j0z/man_attacks_skater_kids_3_times_before_eating_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 

Blacker Face :https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/hzteg3/lindsey_graham_campaign_ad_features_image_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Bigger Nose: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/29/republican-senator-pulls-ad-jewish-opponent-jon-ossoff-nose-bigger/ 
Delayed Election: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/30/donald-trump-2020-presidential-election-delayed-voter-fraud-mail-in-ballots/ 
What the Truck?: https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/01/florida-man-hangs-on-hood-semi-truck-big-rick-highway/ 

Kanye Breakdown: https://www.tmz.com/videos/071920-kanye-west-v2-4821122-0-jct12b84 
Racist Yelling: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/21/man-yells-n-word-brooklyn-attacks-guy-recording-throws-phone/ 
Mike Tyson Returning: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/23/mike-tyson-fighting-roy-jones-jr-boxing-comeback-exhibition-triller/ 
RIP Regis: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/25/regis-philbin-dead-dies/ 

Racist hit by truck: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/14/racist-woman-hit-by-fire-truck-life-threatening-injures-mug-shot-rant-arrest/ 
Kanye 4 President: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/15/kanye-west-still-running-for-president-2020-files-fec/ 
Montana Mask Regulation: https://www.kbzk.com/news/coronavirus/bullock-issues-mask-directive-as-montana-covid-19-cases-rise 
Trump Schilling Goya: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/hs2xpl/donald_trump_poses_with_goya_products_one_day/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Asleep at work: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/hs79km/wcgw_sleeping_on_the_job/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Coffee Bean Cocaine: https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/17/cocaine-coffee-beans-intercepted-italian-police-smugglers-john-wick/ 

Dr Dre Divorce: https://www.tmz.com/2020/06/29/dr-dre-wife-nicole-young-files-for-divorce/ 
Golden State Killer: https://news.yahoo.com/californias-alleged-golden-state-killer-150307637.html 
1920's One Wheeler: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/hlmd38/motorwheel_toy_from_the_1920s/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
San Fran Shootings: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/hmsaab/bay_area_father_shot_and_killed_during_sierra/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
France Perp Walks: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/hmr018/til_perp_walks_perpetrator_walks_are_illegal_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Montana Covid #'s: https://nbcmontana.com/news/coronavirus/new-cases-of-covid-19-in-montana-07-07-2020 
Parking Lot Rage: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hn5ask/man_attacks_couple_gets_run_down_by_car/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Simpsons Voices: http://a.msn.com/01/en-ca/BB161T1s?ocid=se2

NASCAR Noose: https://sports.yahoo.com/noose-found-hanging-in-bubba-wallaces-garage-stall-at-talladega-025250453.html 
Army Ambush: https://news.yahoo.com/us-army-soldier-charged-plot-220523103.html 
Jersey Drownings: https://news.yahoo.com/us-army-soldier-charged-plot-220523103.html 
Old AF Koi: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/hg9809/hanako_a_koi_fish_who_died_at_the_age_of_226_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Anti-Mask Wackos: https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/hg6htb/these_antimaskers_from_florida/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 

Dolly Parton Statue: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/h969ny/dolly_parton_statue_may_replace_kkk_leader/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Trampoline Fall: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/h91qiv/insane_rooftop_jump_into_a_pool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Space Toilet: https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/h9ji7t/the_international_space_station_is_getting_a_new/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Gay and Trans Ruling: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/h9h11e/supreme_court_rules_workers_cant_be_fired_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Hyde Rape Charges: https://ktla.com/news/local-news/that-70s-show-actor-danny-masterson-charged-with-raping-3-women/ 
Sir Ian Holm RIP: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/hbzimm/sir_ian_holm_lord_of_the_rings_and_alien_star/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
Cop Confronted: https://www.tmz.com/2020/06/21/george-floyd-cop-confronted-at-grocery-store-j-alexander-kueng/