S3 E2: Black-eyed Children

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 We dip our toes into a slightly more paranormal topic, the back-eyed children phenomena. As the name suggests, it is just children, that have black eyes. The thing of it is, that it is their entire eye that is black, not just the iris itself. On top of their slightly demonic appearance, these beings show up at strange times, behaving oddly, and then leave just as abruptly as they came. Luckily, since they are children after all, they need your permission to come in and fuck with you, so as long as you have a heart of stone and can kick the kids out into a snow storm, you should be fine. Are these seriously spooky stories simply just adults being weirded out by children? Or is there something more otherworldly at play? Join us Cryptid Counters, as we slur our way through another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA The Black-Eyed Peas: Kidz Bop edition

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  S3 E1: The Yeti

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 We begin the season horrifically off topic before kicking things off with some subjectively big feet. If somehow you've never heard of the abominable snowman, its a snowy Sasquatch. A hairy, 8 foot tall, bipedal hominid, living on the slopes of the Himalayan mountains. Many sightings seem quite modest when compared to some of the extraordinary Bigfoot stories we all know and love, leaving some of its credibility intact. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we step down the slippery road of the Yeti on another episode of Counting Cryptids. We also talk shit about America's favorite pass time.

AKA Snowy Sasquatch

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  S2 E24: Cryptid Games: Two Truths & a Lie

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Our hosts go head to head, testing their cryptozoological knowledge in the second installment of Cryptid Games™. Jacob will close out the season by describing three cryptids, two of which are "real" cryptids, the other is entirely fabricated from the inner machinations of his mind. After all of the information is presented, Connor will have to guess which one of the cryptids Jacob made up (the lie). We also discuss the upcoming annual tournament a bit, but more on that later. If you play along from home, be sure to let us know how you did over on social media! We'll be back January 2020, but until then, Stay Grey.

AKA Who's That Cryptid, Mon?

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  S2 E23: Slide-Rock Bolter

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 We discuss avalanches, Paul Bunyan, and the worst tourist trap of all time, the Slide-Rock Bolter. The SRB is a massive creature allegedly inhabits the mountains of Colorado, waiting on steep slopes for unsuspecting tourists to venture below. With the help of loose snow, gravity, and lubricating saliva, the SRB rockets down the mountain, crashing down on its victim(s). The SRB is said to gain enough speed on its way down, that its momentum will carry it up all the way up the next mountain, where it grabs hold, awaiting its next victim. While spotting a whale sized creature perched atop a mountain may seem like an easy task, the lack of sightings are eye opening to say the least. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we fish around this whale of a tale for yet another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA BY Lumberjacks, FOR Lumberjacks

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  S2 E22: Ebu Gogo

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 We stumble through horrible pronunciations, debate the greater of clocks and knockers, and ramble about some little hairy dudes. The Ebu gogo are cave dwelling bipedal humanoid creatures standing just under five feet tall, with broad faces, resembling that of a monkey. Stories of these creatures emerged several hundred years ago telling of their insatiable hunger, tremendous greed, and fondness for long pig (human flesh). While the Ebu Gogo haven't been sighted for quite some time, the region is littered with reports of small, hairy, humanoid creatures that could be related. To further validate the legend of the Ebu Gogo, in 2003 remains of an individual who would have stood about 3 feet 7 inches in height were discovered at Liang Bua on the island of Flores in Indonesia, the same area the Ebu Gogo was said to inhabit. So put on you finest palm fiber fashioned clothing, its time for another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Pendulous Breasts

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  S2 E21: The Beast Of Bodmin Moor

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We discuss releasing animals into the wild, how little we know about europe, and a big ass cat known as The Beast of Bodmin Moor. This "beast" is pretty much just a panther, but in a place where it has no business, Europe. Though official reports maintain that "No verifiable evidence for the presence of a 'big cat' was found" there has been no shortage of sightings adding credibility to these creatures. And with recent, well documented, big cat escapes in the area, this podcaster subscribes to the belief that a particular person plotted this European panther population expansion project. So grab your phantom wild cat repellent spray, and your anti-alien big cat abduction undergarments, its time for another episode of Counting Cryptids

AKA Jellicle Cats

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  S2 E20: Fresno Nightcrawlers

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We discuss the pride of promenading pants, the sashaying spectral slacks, the tangential traveling trousers themselves, that's right, it's the Fresno Nightcrawlers. In 2007 (or was it in 2010? 2011? Maybe the 90's?) surveillance footage captured strange entities crossing a man's yard. The entities, though quite recognizable, don't actually resemble a living creature, instead they just look like pants. It's ghost pants people. Step in, suit up, and give that zipper one final tug, as we saunter through this bonus episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA The Obligatory "Sorry We Missed a Week" Episode

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  S2 E19: The Djinn

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We discuss the almighty djinn. One of the most powerful beings that has yet to grace our notes, the djinn are an Islamic race of spiritual beings. While their motives may very, invisibility, shape-shifting, and possession, are standard practice in djinn. While they possess many supernatural abilities, they are humbled by their earthly needs for sustenance, reproduction, and religion. To make matters worse, the djinn can sense when you are thinking about them, and in return can focus on you and take advantage of you when you become venerable, with that being said, if you are in a less than ideal place in your life right now, maybe hold off on this episode for a while. But if you're up for it, grab your lamps and get ready to rub out another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Whoops

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  S2 E18: The Beast of Busco

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We discuss CC merch, our own strange shared experience, and a tremendous turtle that transformed a town. In the late 1940's a large turtle was spotted in a small "lake" in Indiana. The turtle, later named Oscar, resembled an alligator snapping turtle, which had no business being there, as the species was thought to have been extirpated from the area. Furthermore, Oscar was estimated to be more than twice the size of the largest documented alligator snapper. As news of this record breaking reptilian began to spread, large crowds began to form on the shores of this small town, and the owner of the property prepared for a plunge. Did locals actually witness a turtle the size of a car? Or could a thicc turtle simply have been transformed into yet another fisherman's tale? Join us Cryptid Counters, as we roll up our pant legs and wade through the murky waters of uncertainty, in another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Turtle Talk

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  S2 E17: Cryptid Games: Two Truths & a Lie

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Our hosts go head to head, testing their cryptozoological knowledge in the first ever Cryptid Games™. Connor will kick things off with a thick splash by describing three cryptids, two of which are "real" cryptids, the other is entirely fabricated from the inner machinations of his mind. After all of the information is presented, Jacob will have to guess which one of the cryptids Connor made up (the lie). We also discuss some recent news that is directly related to past episodes. If you play along from home, be sure to let us know how you did over on social media! And as always, Stay Grey.

AKA Where is our Domino's Sponsorship?

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