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the boys ragebait matt for 68 minutes

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The Cousin Brothers hit this week with marketplace rage, card show chaos, and Matt’s latest space hardware gig, all topped off with gym check-ins, pop culture tangents, and a cursed thought experiment about the worst festival lineup ever.▬ Contents of this episode ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬00:00 - Intro & Banter00:45 - Matt’s Work Update: Building 9 & Spaceflight Hardware16:56 - Card-Show Recap: Evolving Skies, Code Cards & Pulls20:32 - Matt's Time at the Syndicate Card Show28:11 - Gym & Health Check-Ins (PRs, rehab, backpacks)42:13 - Felt-Hat Trade + Vendor Lowball Drama59:31 - Caleb Found Things at Goodwill1:03:17 - Outrohttps://cousinbrothers.com

This week is all over the place. The Cousin Brothers dive headfirst into some personal news. John manages to flex his wealth again, and Caleb and Matt are just trying to keep up with his relentless spending pace. The boys are mad at card vendors, and we're not sorry about it, either.Also, roads.https://cousinbrothers.com

This week on Cousin Brothers, we cover it ALL: Caleb survives Matt’s brutal training regimen, Matt is already planning an engine swap, Pokémon slabs and wild Whatnot gambles, and John drops brand new lore about his secret past in gymnastics. Flexibility? You have no idea.Also inside: Matt’s TikTok drama, sketchy booster box math, and a roast session about leg press “form.” Plus, a heartfelt shoutout to our Spotify reviewers (good AND bad).It’s chaos. It’s cousins. It’s Episode 20.

This week has it all: John’s all-time rant about the scams and disasters of Facebook Marketplace, a heated debate on whether man could actually take a bear in a fight, and Pokémon hypotheticals that spiral way too far. Mix in Caleb’s instigating questions, Matt’s gross-out limits, and a surprise dive into Adam Sandler’s comedy highs and lows, and you’ve got peak Cousin Brothers energy—chaotic, hilarious, and unpredictable from start to finish.https://cousinbrothers.com

This episode is peak old-school Cousin Brothers chaos.

Caleb opens up about his gym grind, jeans struggles, and even some old height insecurities, while Matt dives headfirst into presidential conspiracy tangents.

Matt can’t resist turning conversations into improv theater with his unhinged “Hello, Pwincess” moments. Along the way, the boys argue over Pokémon cards, cars, and childhood Power Rangers phases—sprinkled with nostalgic throwbacks, sketchy Facebook Marketplace offers, and Looney Tunes. It’s messy, hilarious, and as unpredictable as ever.

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Big news this week—John’s engaged! Naturally, Matt and Caleb turn it into pure chaos with wedding roasts, bad advice, and their usual nonsense. Caleb recaps his Chicago trip, from city adventures to travel headaches, while the crew dives into Pokémon card nostalgia, insane prices, and their plans for Collect-A-Con. Between gym updates, pop culture tangents, and questionable life advice, Episode 17 is all laughs, all chaos, all Cousin Brothers.

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This week, the Cousin Brothers cover it all—starting with why Matt never answers DMs and a deep dive into TikTok’s infamous 24 Karat Gold Labubu lady. From there, the conversation jumps to wedding songs, absurd therapist roleplay with ChatGPT, and Caleb’s ongoing quest for the perfect muscle shirt (Shrek crop-top included).

Somehow, that all leads to Timothée Chalamet as the biblical story of Job, and an unexpectedly passionate defense of Rent, Jonathan Larson, and musical theater. It’s chaos, comedy, and cousins at their most unfiltered.