You know how these go—Caleb mentions going to the gym, and suddenly we’re talking about Ewing sneakers, found GameCubes, and which Zelda game is emotionally damaging.In this week’s episode, the Cousin Brothers unpack Caleb’s workout routine, questionable gear choices, and the emotional toll of leg day. But things don’t stay on track for long—soon they’re arguing over Nintendo consoles, rating Zelda games, and accidentally spiraling into the darkest corners of the Ewing Athletics sneaker catalog. Equal parts chaos, fitness delusion, and retro gaming love—this is peak Cousin Brothers.https://cousinbrothers.com

Matt, Caleb, and John start the episode strong with tweets and vinyl talk, but before long they’ve wandered deep into broke-boy territory—discussing dream car projects, busted credit, and why no one actually parks in their garage anymore.Caleb wants to buy a car that doesn’t run. Matt wants to build a garage he doesn’t have room for. John’s making financial decisions live on the mic. Add in a new era for Caleb (sponsored by Matt), and you’ve got a textbook Cousin Brothers ride—messy, personal, and absolutely hilarious.https://cousinbrothers.com

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In this episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast, Matt, Caleb, John, and special guest Calvin dive headfirst into a night of Jackbox chaos. From quiplash quips and cursed drawing duels to deranged T-shirt designs (that you can actually buy?!), nothing is safe—not even Spider-Man’s guilty pleasures or the Fantastic Four's reputation.

The crew spirals through rounds of absurd prompts, unhinged slogans, and disturbingly creative artwork, all while roasting each other into oblivion. It’s family game night—but barely held together by vibes and audience votes.

Mayhem, laughter, and maybe a shirt you’ll regret wearing in public—this is Cousin Brothers.

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In Episode 12, the Cousin Brothers welcome their first guest—Wes (aka riipndip), a professional window washer and streamer from California. The crew dives into the differences between Texas and Cali life, from protest culture and blue-collar work to DoorDash disasters and fashion choices involving cowboy boots.Wes shares wild stories from his time in the Conservation Corps and talks about finding meaning in chaotic work, environmental action, and even edible-induced time travel. It’s thoughtful, unfiltered, and just unhinged enough to be a classic.Subscribe for more chaos, cousin energy, and questionable wisdom every week.https://cousinbrothers.com

It’s Cousin Brother vs. Cousin Brother in this special Jeopardy episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast! Caleb hosts two chaotic trivia boards while Matt and John battle it out over fast food lore, ancient memes, strange laws, and deeply personal Caleb trivia. From “Me at the Zoo” to Microsoft Outlook drama, this episode has it all—competition, confusion, and cousin-level chaos. Tune in for trivia, laughter, and unexpected betrayals.

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Caleb doesn’t watch anime—so Matt and John decided to fix that. In this episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast, they go full otaku mode, ranking over 30 popular and accessible anime series to determine which ones might finally get Caleb hooked. From shonen staples like Demon Slayer and Bleach to niche picks like Zom 100 and Food Dungeon, this is a chaotic, passionate crash course in all things anime.

There are rants. There are hot takes. There is a frankly disturbing amount of energy spent on Food Wars. Whether you're new to anime or grew up screaming about Soul Eater, this episode is both a starter pack and a warning.

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The Cousin Brothers are back—and they’re not okay. In this in-person episode, Matt and Caleb react to the Doctor Who Season 2 finale just minutes after watching it. From shocking reveals and wild lore drops to that regeneration twist, it’s a full-on emotional rollercoaster of joy, betrayal, and unfiltered chaos.

They dig into Omega’s bone-god nonsense, the ethics of Time Lord eugenics (??), and a final act that had both of them yelling at the screen. Expect laughs, rants, deep-cut theories, and maybe a mild existential crisis.

Whether you're a longtime Whovian or just here for the chaos, this is a must-watch breakdown of one of the most unhinged episodes yet.

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Matt, Caleb, and John are back—and this time they’ve got spreadsheets, car troubles, and deeply cursed Facebook Marketplace finds. In this episode, Caleb unveils his hand-crafted ranking of 187 U.S. cities based on vibes, crime stats, and political leanings (RIP Dallas).From a physics breakdown of tungsten guillotines to AC disasters and busted spark plugs, things spiral fast. The boys take a detour into cursed internet listings (Chuck E. Cheese mascot suit, anyone?), debate vinyl vs. practicality, and end up dissecting JoJo Siwa’s millennial-core downfall. Oh, and John started his new job!If you’ve ever screamed about Houston’s humidity, lowballed on Marketplace, or run your car without AC in 100° heat—this one’s for you.#CousinBrothersPodcast #FacebookMarketplace #TexasVibes

Welcome back to the Cousin Brothers Podcast! In this high-octane episode, Caleb and Matt relive their whirlwind road trip from Houston to Las Vegas for none other than WrestleMania. From gambling thrills to witnessing CM Punk live, it’s a chaotic, hilarious retelling of long drives, big dreams, and questionable life choices.Then it’s off to Dallas (figuratively) as the guys break down their night at the Kendrick Lamar concert—complete with miserable stadium seats, a DJ Mustard no-show, and Kendrick’s unforgettable performance.To top it all off, Matt shares his wildest adventure yet: being the best man at a wedding where he ran the show and dislocated his shoulder in the name of fun.Kick back, hit play, and come laugh through the chaos with the Cousin Brothers.#CousinBrothers #WrestleMania #KendrickLamar

In this episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast, Caleb and John blast off into a wild conversation about Katy Perry’s odd 11-minute space trip and the strange trend of celebrities heading to orbit. They question the purpose of it all, imagine future space missions with Tom Cruise dangling off the side, and debate whether these PR stunts are worth the hype. From there, it’s a freewheeling ride through the bloated state of superhero movies, excitement (and skepticism) about the new Doctor Who, and their shared obsession with building intricate LEGO sets. They wrap things up with a deep dive into the world of vinyl collecting—sealed vs. open editions, rare finds, and the emotional pull of music in movies.

If you’ve ever questioned space billionaires, bought a soundtrack on vinyl, or felt overwhelmed by too many superhero movies, this one’s for you.