We once again assure the listenership that Brendan has never had sex.

We return from our week off due to Nik's skull developing a horrible problem. Please throw up hosannas for Nik's wretched skull.

We continue our quarantine spiral. Nik is the victim of a dark plot. Brendan has gained weight.

Watch your back, President Cheeto! You freakin idiot

America's Favorite Boys continue to respond to quarantine by spiraling, embracing conspiracy theories, and embracing their id. Many would call this a foreshadowing of dark things to come, but those people would be wrong.

The Well is a dark place full of boys, whom you must not match with, for fear of grave consequence.

The world is ending and our lives remain unchanged. Brendan recounts the latest saga at his horrible job, Nik details his contempt for anyone who dares speak to him at work and they both examine and dissect Joe Biden's technique for gripping toddlers.

Nik has discovered a tantalizing new treat. The boys weigh the pros and cons of phone sex, and then reminisce about the horrible apartments they used to have to have sex in.

Double feature as compensation for the hiatus, for which we are deeply embarrassed, and hope to one day regain our lost honor.

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We are back after a short hiatus due to Brendan catching the damn Rona.

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