It is extremely important not to leave the house with your skull half done.

On this special Baltimore edition of Coward Hour Nik is joined by two heroes of the local scene, Josh Kuderna and Eric Glaeser. They discuss shadow people, dented heads and what to do when your girl start fuckin’ Terry Bradshaw, the leader of ISIS.

Brendan is joined by comedians Dan Donahue and Nate Fisher to discuss dark family histories, The Irishman, Brendan and Nate's misfortunes, and Dan's many triumphs.

On our historic 69th episode, we completely blow it by not realizing it was #69 or acknowledging it in any way. What a missed opportunity. Christ. How will we ever forgive ourselves? What a mess.

We are joined by our scholarly friend Julian, a learned man with a promising career who cannot under any circumstances be linked to this podcast in google search results.

Brendan fucks up the stream like a complete dolt. Surely there will be consequence for this.

We discuss a realistic Blade movie, pitch a Sopranos sequel starring us, and defy death and cancellation by streaming the episode live, a daring high-wire act all must respect.

We discuss Nik's experience as an extra on a porn shoot, destroying our cars as teenagers, and speculate on the Mayan religion.

We speculate on the origin of antique medical procedures, celebrate the destruction of knowledge, and denigrate our own penises.

Our fabled Mexican pal Daniel stops in to make Coward Hour history.