Gunfight at Black Horse Canyon directed by R.G. Springsteen, and starring Dale Robertson, Jack Ging, and William Demarest.

Episode Roundup:  What this movie lacks in a convincing romantic subplot and upper lips, it more than makes up for in stunning images of beautiful horses.  Stu eagerly awaits the arrival of the Wells Fargo Wagon.  Amy can't mention the name "Jack Ging" without giggling.

NOTE:  We had some sound troubles on this episode.  Apologies in advance!

BloodRayne 2:  Deliverance directed by Uwe Boll and starring Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, and Michael Paré.

Episode Roundup:  Happy Halloween, y'all!  The Cowpunchers get SPOOKY with this abysmal Cowboys and Vampires video game movie!  Amy wonders what people of the 1880s would think if they knew their photograph would be featured in the opening credits.  Pat thinks that the script was written by a malevolent AI.  Stu makes a deal with a mysterious wizard.  Did anyone involved in the making of this movie know what a bear sounded like?  What's with all the dick stuff?  The Court of Judge Roy Bean is summoned back into session.

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The Shooting directed by Monte Hellman and starring Will Hutchins, Millie Perkins, and Jack Nicholson.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers watch "Missed Opportunity:  The Movie."  There is a criminal under-usage of Jack Nicholson in this film.  Can beautiful, haunting, searing shots of the desert save a movie without a story (coherent or otherwise)?  Spoilers:  probably not!  Stuart is frustrated by the appearance of the world's dumbest human man.  Amy is left to wander the desert until she dies trying to find the lost scenes from this movie that would help make it entertaining.

A Fistful of Dollars directed by Sergio Leone and starring Clint Eastwood. 

Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers serve up what is commonly regarded as the FIRST spaghetti western! Would you like some grated parmesean? Clint Eastwood brings a dump truck of face. Amy wants to know why the villian doesn't believe in headshots. Stu is impressed by Clint Eastwood's concern for his mule's feelings. 

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Back to the Future Part III directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen, and Thomas F. Wilson.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers go back in time only to find a thick musk of cowboy piss.  Amy makes plans for a pastel cowboy cosplay.  Seven-year-old Stu reveals his love for flashing lights and flying cars.

Go West directed by Edward Buzzell and starring Groucho Marx, Chico Marx and Harpo Marx.

Episode Roundup: It's a gun, not a gun, but a gun! The fun movie that the Cowpunchers needed! Stu ponders the wonders of the Chastity Horse.  Amy uncovers her dream of being an uncredited barfly.

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The Outlaw Josey Wales directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, and Chief Dan George.

Episode Roundup:  After watching "Angel and the Bad Man" from 2009, the Cowpunchers wanted a good movie.  Unfortunately, they got what they asked for.

CONTENT WARNING:  This movie contains two scenes of sexual violence.  Please view with discretion.

Angel and the Bad Man directed by Terry Ingram, starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Deborah Kara Unger and Luke Perry.

Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers crunch the numbers to uncover this movie's target audience: Nobody.  Amy plays a game of spot the differences between this and the original.  Stu is haunted by Lou Diamond Phillips' nipples. 

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Angel and the Badman directed and written by James Edward Grant and starring John Wayne, Gail Russell, Harry Carey, and Bruce Cabot.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers are scandalized by the appearance of John Wayne's nipple.  Stu is captivated by the idea that being kind to one's neighbors could be a good thing.  Amy is impressed by Gail Russell's smoldering, thirsty look.  That woman is so damn thirsty.  Eat your oatmeal.

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs directed by Ethan and Joel Cohen, starring Tim Blake Nelson, Willie Watson and Clancy Brown. 

Episode Roundup: This collection of tales is beautifully told, and overwhelming in the feels it made us feel. Amy has trouble with mostly all of the words ever. Pat is at risk of be replaced by a robot.  Stu schools Pat and Amy on basic Civil War Medicine. Have a box of postcards from Tom Waits' Valley.

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