Shanghai Noon directed by Tom Dey and starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson and Lucy Liu.

Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers court a sponsorship with Dr. Pepper. Stu is excited by the return of the Hollywood Meat Slap(TM).  Pat wonders if this is a Western or a martial arts movie, either way it's a sports movie. Amy's inner monologue is somehow captured for this film. 

The Escape of Prisoner 614 directed by Zach Golden and starring Ron Perlman, Martin Starr, Jake McDorman, and George Sample III.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers admire the simple joys of the coffee mugs found in diners.  Stu thinks that this movie was just stupid enough; any more dumb and it would have just been unbearably dumb.  So stupid.  Amy is haunted by Ron Perlman's enormous cranium.

Christmas Mountain directed by Pierre de Moro and starring Mark Miller, Slim Pickens, and Jack Glenn Evans.

Episode Roundup:  NO GODS.  NO KINGS.  ONLY SLIM PICKENS.  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!  The Cowpunchers are once again confronted by a town full of assholes, this time though, the town must be taught the true meaning of Christmas.  Pat introduces us to the concept of the "Granny Witch."  Amy devotes herself to God's anointed on Earth, Slim Pickens.  Stu is concerned by the existence of a cattle-sheep rivalry.

The Long Riders directed by Walter Hill and starring David Carradine, Stacy Keach, and Randy Quaid.

Episode Roundup:  Oh brother!  What a movie!  All the Carradines you want, none that you don't.  Amy is captivated by one hell of a mustache.  Stu lists all possible emotions, none of which are portrayed by Jesse James.

The Deadly Companions directed by Sam Peckinpah and starring Maureen O'Hara, Brian Kieth, Steve Cochran and Chill Wills. 

Episode Roundup: What's under that hat? What's under that haaaat? Stu posits that it's a map to buried treasure. Amy wonders if Chill Wills is a bear.

Apologies for Amy's audio again this week. She'll get it figured out for next time, I promise!

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Gunfight at Black Horse Canyon directed by R.G. Springsteen, and starring Dale Robertson, Jack Ging, and William Demarest.

Episode Roundup:  What this movie lacks in a convincing romantic subplot and upper lips, it more than makes up for in stunning images of beautiful horses.  Stu eagerly awaits the arrival of the Wells Fargo Wagon.  Amy can't mention the name "Jack Ging" without giggling.

NOTE:  We had some sound troubles on this episode.  Apologies in advance!

BloodRayne 2:  Deliverance directed by Uwe Boll and starring Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, and Michael Paré.

Episode Roundup:  Happy Halloween, y'all!  The Cowpunchers get SPOOKY with this abysmal Cowboys and Vampires video game movie!  Amy wonders what people of the 1880s would think if they knew their photograph would be featured in the opening credits.  Pat thinks that the script was written by a malevolent AI.  Stu makes a deal with a mysterious wizard.  Did anyone involved in the making of this movie know what a bear sounded like?  What's with all the dick stuff?  The Court of Judge Roy Bean is summoned back into session.

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The Shooting directed by Monte Hellman and starring Will Hutchins, Millie Perkins, and Jack Nicholson.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers watch "Missed Opportunity:  The Movie."  There is a criminal under-usage of Jack Nicholson in this film.  Can beautiful, haunting, searing shots of the desert save a movie without a story (coherent or otherwise)?  Spoilers:  probably not!  Stuart is frustrated by the appearance of the world's dumbest human man.  Amy is left to wander the desert until she dies trying to find the lost scenes from this movie that would help make it entertaining.

A Fistful of Dollars directed by Sergio Leone and starring Clint Eastwood. 

Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers serve up what is commonly regarded as the FIRST spaghetti western! Would you like some grated parmesean? Clint Eastwood brings a dump truck of face. Amy wants to know why the villian doesn't believe in headshots. Stu is impressed by Clint Eastwood's concern for his mule's feelings. 

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Back to the Future Part III directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen, and Thomas F. Wilson.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers go back in time only to find a thick musk of cowboy piss.  Amy makes plans for a pastel cowboy cosplay.  Seven-year-old Stu reveals his love for flashing lights and flying cars.