Charro! directed by Charles Marquis Warren and staring Elvis, Ina Balin, and Victor French.

Episode Roundup:  Long live the King!  How many Elvis impressions can we fit in one episode?  Amy is delighted by a bearded Elvis.  Stu has the meats.  The cowpunchers are pleasantly surprised.  Stu gives valuable advice on how to get over Elvis.  Amy tells you not to blame yourself.  Elvis, if you're listening, we'd love to have you on the show.

Charro! directed by Charles Marquis Warren and staring Elvis, Ina Balin, and Victor French.

Episode Roundup:  Long live the King!  How many Elvis impressions can we fit in one episode?  Amy is delighted by a bearded Elvis.  Stu has the meats.  The cowpunchers are pleasantly surprised.  Stu gives valuable advice on how to get over Elvis.  Amy tells you not to blame yourself.  Elvis, if you're listening, we'd love to have you on the show.

If You Meet Sartana . . . Pray for Your Death directed by Gianfranco Parolini and starring Gianni Garko, William Berger, and Sydney Chaplin, with "special participation" from Klaus Kinski.

Episode Roundup:  This wasn't a movie, it was a trip to the holodeck gone horribly wrong.  RED ALERT.  Stu and Pat investigate where this movie's plot went and coerce a plot summary from Amy after a good-cop-bad-cop routine.  We identify the real villains of this movie; Foley artist interns.  Amy is concerned that no one is allowing the dancing girls time to rest.  Pat realizes he's been addressing his Christmas letters to the wrong person.  Stu correctly identifies a bored horse.

Red Sun directed by Terence Young and starring Toshiro Mifune, Charles Bronson, and Ursula Andress.

Episode Roundup:  Charles Bronson and Toshiro Mifune together at last in this buddy cop odd couple east meets west!  Amy judges the spear throwing, and she is decidedly not impressed.  Stu describes the most perfect and punchable face.  Pat wonders if Charles Bronson ever did a movie with Don Knotts.  After a terrible drought, the Cowpunchers experience a monsoon of Coots!

Johnny Guitar directed by Nicholas Ray and starring Joan Crawford, Sterling Hayden, and Mercedes McCambridge

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers reflect on a movie that isn't about, and barely features, the title character.  Stu believes this to be the most 1950s movie ever made and urges you to vote for Eisenhower.  Amy tries to determine how the "Dancin' Kid" got his name as he doesn't dance all that much and is clearly a grown man.  Stu admires a model train layout.  Amy can't find a convincing reason why these women hate each other so very much.  The Cowpunchers head over to the deli for some lean Jon Hamm.  This episode brought to you by bright and glorious T R U C O L O R.

Bonus Episode!!!

"Black Jack" really got away from us.  Here's some weird stuff that didn't make the cut in an already baffling episode!  Pat believes that the appearance of God on Earth will result in the collapse of sombrero futures.  Stuart becomes obsessed with the layers of meaning and suspects a dark conspiracy.  Amy explains how to wear a hat in a douchey frat.  The Cowpunchers accidentally summon the devil.

Black Jack directed by Gianfranco Baldanello and starring Robert Woods, Lucienne Bridou and Rik Battaglia.

Episode Roundup:  Wow!  Is this a Western, or a delicious layered dessert?  Or possibly a Biblical parable?  Stu plans a killer Halloween party, while Pat and Amy provide some cool ambiance.  Professor Pat reminds you that your term paper is due.  Amy demands that author Dan Brown explain what happened in this movie.  Stu arrives at the only reasonable conclusion... #IlluminatiConfirmed  Pat admires all that good Italian Fuzz.  Amy discusses the migration and mating patterns of the North American Coot.

The Fighting Fists of Shanghai Joe Il mio nome è Shangai Joe (My Name is Shanghai Joe) directed by Mario Caiano and starring Myoshin Hayakawa, Klaus Kinski, and Carla Romanelli.

Episode Roundup:  Want to watch a movie where racists get kicked apart?  Then boy oh boy do we have the movie for YOU.  Amy takes us to murder school.  Stuart determines the true value of 50¢.  Pat flails.  Amy observes the Great American Coot in its natural habitat.  Stuart visits the punishment shed.  Pat discusses the "Hollywood Meat Slap."  Wait...when did Pat get here???

The Duel directed by Kieran Darcy-Smith and starring Woody Harrelson, Liam Hemsworth, and Alice Braga.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers ask the tough questions like:  Is being better than "Badland" enough?  Does anyone notice those things Woody Harrelson drew on his face?  Was it God's Will to crush Woody Harrelson's pelvis?  Will we run out of Hemsworths?  Stuart doesn't appreciate Dave.  Amy can't hold it together.  Stuart posits that this movie was shot at a Six Flags.  Amy doesn't know geography.

Open Range directed by Kevin Costner and starring Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall, and Annette Bening.

Episode Roundup:  Once again, the Cowpunchers are nearly compelled to start smoking.  Amy suggests building a fence.  Stuart reveals his sweet tooth.  Amy gets caught up in the...CROSS FADE!  Stuart is involved in a dangerous train crash.  This episode is brought to you by B R O W N.