The Shakiest Gun in the West directed by Alan Rafkin and starring Don Knotts, Barbara Rhoades, and Jackie Coogan.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers go on a trip to Dark Mayberry.  Pat puts out a call for any and all Western-themed Joe Don Baker content.  Stu goes birding and spots the rare and elusive Philadelphia Popinjay.  Amy struggles with her internet and wonders how much of the plot summary Stu and Pat made up.

Hickok directed by Timothy Woodward, Jr. and starring Luke Hemsworth, Kris Kristofferson, and Trace Adkins.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers watch a movie without a plot, but take the time to order sandwiches from Subway.  Luke Hemsworth eats beans out of a can with his hands while sitting in a cave.  Stu is deeply insulted by this movie.  Amy can't understand the villain.

Cat Ballou directed by Elliot Silverstein and starring Jane Fond, Lee Marvin, and Michael Callan.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers are overjoyed to witness their first hoe-down!  Amy discusses the nutritional needs of the Great American Coot.  Stu is excited to hear Nat King Cole sing something unrelated to Christmas.  Melissa laments all  the zippers and establishes "Lee Marvin" as a verb.  We're here for you, Dan.

Haunted Gold directed by Mack Wright and starring John Wayne, Sheila Terry, and Duke the Horse.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers endure a painfully racist character for a handful of kooky eyes staring through walls and a ghoulish Christopher Walken.  Was it worth it???  Stu describes what sort of cowboy hat Cab Calloway would have worn.  Amy gets another shot to prove she didn't sleep through geography class.  Pat gives valuable advice about what you should and should not do when hanging out in an abandoned saloon.

Day of Anger directed by Tonino Valerii, starring Lee Van Cleef, Giuliano Gemma, and Walter Rilla.

Episode Roundup:  Amy calls murder school back into session.  Pat sparks an in-depth discussion on the economics of blackmail.  Stu can't ID a mule.  The cowpunchers describe the most unsettling saloon.

Charro! directed by Charles Marquis Warren and staring Elvis, Ina Balin, and Victor French.

Episode Roundup:  Long live the King!  How many Elvis impressions can we fit in one episode?  Amy is delighted by a bearded Elvis.  Stu has the meats.  The cowpunchers are pleasantly surprised.  Stu gives valuable advice on how to get over Elvis.  Amy tells you not to blame yourself.  Elvis, if you're listening, we'd love to have you on the show.

Charro! directed by Charles Marquis Warren and staring Elvis, Ina Balin, and Victor French.

Episode Roundup:  Long live the King!  How many Elvis impressions can we fit in one episode?  Amy is delighted by a bearded Elvis.  Stu has the meats.  The cowpunchers are pleasantly surprised.  Stu gives valuable advice on how to get over Elvis.  Amy tells you not to blame yourself.  Elvis, if you're listening, we'd love to have you on the show.

If You Meet Sartana . . . Pray for Your Death directed by Gianfranco Parolini and starring Gianni Garko, William Berger, and Sydney Chaplin, with "special participation" from Klaus Kinski.

Episode Roundup:  This wasn't a movie, it was a trip to the holodeck gone horribly wrong.  RED ALERT.  Stu and Pat investigate where this movie's plot went and coerce a plot summary from Amy after a good-cop-bad-cop routine.  We identify the real villains of this movie; Foley artist interns.  Amy is concerned that no one is allowing the dancing girls time to rest.  Pat realizes he's been addressing his Christmas letters to the wrong person.  Stu correctly identifies a bored horse.

Red Sun directed by Terence Young and starring Toshiro Mifune, Charles Bronson, and Ursula Andress.

Episode Roundup:  Charles Bronson and Toshiro Mifune together at last in this buddy cop odd couple east meets west!  Amy judges the spear throwing, and she is decidedly not impressed.  Stu describes the most perfect and punchable face.  Pat wonders if Charles Bronson ever did a movie with Don Knotts.  After a terrible drought, the Cowpunchers experience a monsoon of Coots!

Johnny Guitar directed by Nicholas Ray and starring Joan Crawford, Sterling Hayden, and Mercedes McCambridge

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers reflect on a movie that isn't about, and barely features, the title character.  Stu believes this to be the most 1950s movie ever made and urges you to vote for Eisenhower.  Amy tries to determine how the "Dancin' Kid" got his name as he doesn't dance all that much and is clearly a grown man.  Stu admires a model train layout.  Amy can't find a convincing reason why these women hate each other so very much.  The Cowpunchers head over to the deli for some lean Jon Hamm.  This episode brought to you by bright and glorious T R U C O L O R.