Bonus Episode!!!

"Black Jack" really got away from us.  Here's some weird stuff that didn't make the cut in an already baffling episode!  Pat believes that the appearance of God on Earth will result in the collapse of sombrero futures.  Stuart becomes obsessed with the layers of meaning and suspects a dark conspiracy.  Amy explains how to wear a hat in a douchey frat.  The Cowpunchers accidentally summon the devil.

Black Jack directed by Gianfranco Baldanello and starring Robert Woods, Lucienne Bridou and Rik Battaglia.

Episode Roundup:  Wow!  Is this a Western, or a delicious layered dessert?  Or possibly a Biblical parable?  Stu plans a killer Halloween party, while Pat and Amy provide some cool ambiance.  Professor Pat reminds you that your term paper is due.  Amy demands that author Dan Brown explain what happened in this movie.  Stu arrives at the only reasonable conclusion... #IlluminatiConfirmed  Pat admires all that good Italian Fuzz.  Amy discusses the migration and mating patterns of the North American Coot.

The Fighting Fists of Shanghai Joe Il mio nome è Shangai Joe (My Name is Shanghai Joe) directed by Mario Caiano and starring Myoshin Hayakawa, Klaus Kinski, and Carla Romanelli.

Episode Roundup:  Want to watch a movie where racists get kicked apart?  Then boy oh boy do we have the movie for YOU.  Amy takes us to murder school.  Stuart determines the true value of 50¢.  Pat flails.  Amy observes the Great American Coot in its natural habitat.  Stuart visits the punishment shed.  Pat discusses the "Hollywood Meat Slap."  Wait...when did Pat get here???

The Duel directed by Kieran Darcy-Smith and starring Woody Harrelson, Liam Hemsworth, and Alice Braga.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers ask the tough questions like:  Is being better than "Badland" enough?  Does anyone notice those things Woody Harrelson drew on his face?  Was it God's Will to crush Woody Harrelson's pelvis?  Will we run out of Hemsworths?  Stuart doesn't appreciate Dave.  Amy can't hold it together.  Stuart posits that this movie was shot at a Six Flags.  Amy doesn't know geography.

Open Range directed by Kevin Costner and starring Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall, and Annette Bening.

Episode Roundup:  Once again, the Cowpunchers are nearly compelled to start smoking.  Amy suggests building a fence.  Stuart reveals his sweet tooth.  Amy gets caught up in the...CROSS FADE!  Stuart is involved in a dangerous train crash.  This episode is brought to you by B R O W N.

Sabata directed by Gianfranco Parolini and starring Lee Van Cleef, William Berger, Franco Ressel, and Linda Veras.

Episode Roundup:  The cowpunchers sell some cars, trucks, and SUVs.  Sabata tries his hand at stand up comedy in order to avoid being shot.  Stuart explains what a "swagger stick" is and Amy lobbies for its return.  Amy revels in the creative uses of mirrors and firearms.  Stuart asks if you've seen his elaborate dueling room.

A Pistol for Ringo Una Pistola per Ringo directed by Duccio Tessari and starring Giuliano Gemma, Fernando Sancho, Lorella De Luca, and Nieves Navarro.

Episode Roundup:  BONGIORNO, its our first Spaghetti Western!  We discuss the creative martial uses of chickens.  Stuart points out the confluence of Wild West Outlaws and Major League Baseball.  Amy reminds us that there is no shame in punching a criminal in the beanbag.

Slow West directed by John Maclean and starring Michael Fassbender, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Ben Mendelsohn, and Caren Pistorius.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers give valuable dating advice.  Amy wonders whether Fantasy is Western.  Stuart expresses his biases against the Swedes.

Badland (2019) Directed by Justin Lee and starring Kevin Makely, Mira Sorvino, and Bruce Dern.

Episode Roundup:  The Cowpunchers spend two hours to watch less than a minute of quality cinema.  Discount Stanley Tucci punches a blind guy.  Stuart reads his grocery list.  Amy asks the most important question of our time: Why Sad?

An American Tail:  Fievel Goes West (1991) directed by Phil Nebbelink and Simon Wells and starring Phillip Glasser, Dom DeLuise, and Jimmy Stewart.

Episode Roundup:  Could a children's film have a better shoot-out than The Shootist?  Stuart reveals the sworn enemy of the Cowpunchers.  Amy discusses cat piss.  We reinforce that this podcast is not for children.