The boys are back and Jesse's gone and got himself a cold. Turns out running around a convention can do that do you. It'd be so stupid if he then went out on a boat in the rain. Luckily Crendor is here to be sensible and update us on his path of gaining weight. Oh, and I guess there's a story about a man sexing pool floaties in here as well. So you know what that means, it's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor!

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It all started as a goof nearly 7 years ago and somehow here we are. Looking back at the past 199 episodes we pick quotes you've selected to take us on a whimsical journey through our past. Why did we say the things we said?! Can we blame it on drugs?

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The boys are back for their 199th episode! Before the next one follow their instructions carefully and help them out to make the 200th episode actually a special thing - maybe. Also an alligator gets drunk. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor!

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Jesse's back from Hotlanta and Crendor went to the mall - SO YOU KNOW they have stories to tell. Crendor is also attempting to gain some weight, so thankfully Jesse's here to help him with years of knowledge and practice. Also a man put weed in his butt. All this and more on this all new exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor!

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It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode starts out going someplace and quickly derails into accents. What are the sexiest American accents. Why do sports broadcaster talk the way they do. All of that stuff. Will we brutally butcher YOUR accent in our lazy attempts!? All this and if we have time some news or something. It's COX n' CRENDOR!

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The boys are back once again to talk about the important issues of the day - like weird voice acting dreams, strange looks into the creation of men made of meatballs, and other such nonsense. Also we've got a big announcement for those in the midwest! All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor!

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The boys are back with another episode filled with random thoughts and noncontent. Today Crendor takes his shot as an inventor and Jesse is there for moral support. Also Jesse discovers his musical tastes from 2001 were crappy. Thankfully the news will make him forget all about the bad taste of terrible music by making him think of the bad taste of terrible canned food. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!

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The boys are back and this time they've brought with them the tale of Jesse's trip to San Francisco! Crendor talks to a man in a sauna, Ozy and Newport Richie are back, as well as way too many people offering us weed. All this and more nonsense on this episode Cox n' Crendor!

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The boys are back and this time they're diving in the deep end of Starbucks water. Is it as good as Crendor claims? We also learn a bit about doctors, Jesse's parents, and kind of weird things Crendor still thinks are happening that definitely aren't. Also Jesse becomes the Moriarty of pee based crimes. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor!

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It's time for more nonsense, fresh from the non-content mines! This week the boys talk about aging, wine, and fine dining... wait what?! Also Crendor let's know know about his water habits and Jesse refuses to believe him. There's also way too many good stories coming out of Florida! All this and more an this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor!

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