We're back! And we explain why the long absence! So leave our inboxes alone! In this episode Jesse discusses being a famous celebrity, and then being put in his place for even thinking it. Also they create an animated series about coins. Yep. Coins. WE'RE BACK BABY!!!

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head? Jesse has, except he doesn't quite know the lyrics so he made up his own. Also the guys go on a treasure hunt to find 1 million dollars and you can too! And it wrap it all up, we take a look at the world of calorie counting and how you're all doing it wrong.

So, Jesse and Crendor saw a movie. And they want to share it with you. And it might take up nearly the entire podcast. But trust us, it's totally worth it and not something stupid like a movie about a talking cat who helps an old crazy man and a retired pron star fall in love.

After a well deserved break, Jesse and Crendor return with stories of their time in LA. From the rich people mall, to watching bad movies, to....watching more bad movies....

ALSO, we learn the legend of Molasses Mike! Finally Jesse tries to teach the world a lesson about "being the cool kid", but Crendor craps all over it.

It's Monday! Time for another week of Cox n' Cendor! Say, have you ever had a crazy dream? Have you ever had a crazy dream..... ON WEEEEED?!? Also Crendor lets us know all those health tips you've learned over the years are totally wrong, and Florida man returns!

Have you ever wondered what kinds of names people from around the world are allowed to give their children? Have you ever said "I wonder what the worst name in America is?" No? Well, after today you will. Also Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about old age and discover their shared loved for Canadian super sport Curling.

You've heard of Guy Hero. You're witnessed the power of The Grey Storm. But now, we introduce a new hero! FLORIDA MAAAAAAN! With the power of twitter and stupidity! Jesse and Crendor follow Florida Man's wild antics from the Atlantic to the gulf of Mexico. Speaking of Mexico, Crendor finally gets Mexican coke! Also we give love advice, cause we're so good at it.

Happy Valentines Day! In honor of the special day, they start the podcast off by talking about Doritos.... don't ask. Then Jesse tries to see if Crendor and you the listener can tell the "differences" between RPGs and Florida. Then we wrap up with stories of people complaining about Valentines Day - because no one every seems to have a good one.

Helllooooo Monday! Cox n' Crendor are back from a short break to brighten your day and make all your sadness go away! ( Our lawyers advise us that this may not actually happen)

Today Crendor discovers something called Squishables and falls in love with them. Jesse mocks him mercilessly. Also the boys talk about water for far too long and help YOU live longer so you can make up for time lost listening to this podcast.

ALOAP BE PRAISED! On this episode of Cox n' Crendor the guy discuss their old favorite from way back when "Mike Diamond" as well as update you on an important breaking news story, Then they proceed to offend everyone.