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  “Yeah, so spoiler alert humans, even if you’re in a queer relationship, you still spend all your time talking about the bedspread” – Reilly O’ Connor Andrew turns over hosting duties to Sammi Santini, who delves into the life of Reilly O’ Connor and hears from some of the most important people in her life, […]

ATTENTION BEAVERTAIL! This is an urgent news bulletin. The body of local resident and best selling author, Todd Sinnoh was discovered this morning in the Murasaki Woods two miles south of the Main Street Denny’s. The body was discovered last night at 2am by local high school students Bobby Burt and Ashley Apples who were […]

A teacher with a lackluster class of students finally gets the pupil of her dreams, but finds that maybe the two are a little too similar. Written by Caity Honig Directed by Andrew Terrance Kaberline Edited by Chelsea Rugg Theme by Isaac Aaron Jones Art by Jackie Mullen Starring Maddie Calandrillo as Christy Roberts Kallen Prosterman as Tina Trey […]

THE PASTOR IS BACK THIS WEEK WITH A VERY SPECIAL OFFER!! THIS IS ONE EXCITING BARGAIN YOU AREN’T GOING TO WANT TO PASS UP!! YOU AREN’T GOING TO FIND SAVINGS LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE IN TOWN!!! THOSE IN NEED OF TRANSPORTATION PLEASE LISTEN AND CONTACT THE PASTOR OR MYSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!! BUT THATS NOT ALL WE […]

Mr. Donald Falcon, My name is Patty Audino. I am writing to you on behalf of the Beavertail Public Library to ask you to please return the following books:  Investing in Incesting: The Do’s and Don’ts of Sibling Seduction – Ted Trubbish  Email Management: How to Prevent Embarrassing Emails from Leaking Online – Jessica Cofagrigus […]

Description: Exciting News everybody! We have a special treat for you this week, a brand new mini-episode of the Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour, Live from the Beavertail Animal Shelter! This one is for all you animal lovers out there! On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know how to keep your phone from uploading voicemails […]

Stevie washes the dishes, but Adam Page would just throw them out the window… – Stevie Woltz Andrew interviews Stevie Woltz, the man behind Ring Of Honor Pro Wrestler Adam Page, about how he decided to become a pro wrestler, and how he recently blew up his life.     Appetizer: Blowing Up Your Life Andrew […]

Hello, This is an automated message being sent out to the entirety of Beavertail (Or at least the ones of ya’ll whose email addresses I was able to find which, to be honest, wasn’t many) regarding a new missing person here in town. Local resident and best-selling author, Todd Sinnoh has been missing for 48 […]

Amidst the occupation of Earth, a team of two linguists and one government official conspire to make a comprehensive language learning tape for everyday communication with their new alien neighbors. Subscribe to The Grayscale on iTunes. Written by Richard Wylde Directed by Dylan James Amick Edited by Chelsea Rugg Theme by Isaac Aaron Jones Art by Jackie Mullen […]

Podcast Head Honcho, Andrew Terrance Kaberline gives an update on where we are in the creative process. ALSO, a short preview for next sunday’s new episode on the joys of blowing up your life! This preview is by way of heel promo from the star of next week’s episode, professional wreslter Hangman Page