Trump is irate that the violent MAGA horde he wants isn't showing up. Enquirer Czar David Pecker testified at Shitler's hush money trial and revealed the vileness of tabloid journalism. An army of New Yorkers were outside the court chanting "New York hates you" to the orange rapist. Putin's wang-holster wished his wife a happy birthday from court where he's being tried for covering up an affair that occurred just days after his youngest Barron was born. The golfer-in-chief is only 2 points ahead of Bide in the Republic of Florida. A group called the "Furry Hackers" have stepped up and gone after blotch Nazi Steve Bannon and Hitler enthusiast Charlie Kirk. Speaking of Nazis, anti-Semitic pastor and total wanker Rick Wiles announced a run for the United States Congress. Murdering pigs in Ohio kneeled on Frank Tyson until he was dead. AI has been employed to monitor bodycams worn by thugs-in-blue. A pastor, not a drag queen, was accused of paying a death squad to go after his daughter' boyfriend. Royal Kate Middleton received a ridiculous title that sounds like it came from a Monty Python script.