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Charlie Kirk’s shooter was caught and investigators discovered inscriptions on the shell casings of the bullet. Head of MAGAT memes, Tim Dilley tossed shade at GOP Senator Katie Britt after she called for peace after the Kirk assassination. Clown head of the FBI Kash Patel blathered weird Viking crap regarding Kirk’s death. Former Fox And Friends host and current Department of “War” load caterwauled celebrations of what’s-his-face’s death was unacceptable. The media was only mildly curious about Trump’s droopy face. Senator Bernie Sanders said something reasonable about Kirk’s shooting. The U.K.’s ambassador to the U.S. was canned over his ties to Trump’s buddy Epstein. The Pillow Czar, Mike Lindell announced a run for the Minnesota Governorship. Oligarch Larry Ellison has more money than fascist Elon Musk.

Crooked Trump is increasingly being greeted with public jeers. The Murdoch family Sith Lords situated their succession to continue their fascist influence for generations. Shitler couldn’t overturn the E. Jean Carrroll defamation verdict where a judge said he was a rapist. MAGAT GOP load Michelle Bachmann is a Carshield spokesperson. Fascist Argentine President Javier Milei suffered huge losses in a recent election and could be on the way out. The Crabs reviewed the world’s best cities and some of the rankings were crazy. Pat played more epic Alex Jones clips and the Czar of Infowars does not disappoint.

How much in damages will the people pay if batcrap RFK Jr. blames Tylenol for autism. Three people in Maine have TB. The jobs report is bad so of course Trump blathers that it’s good. Shitler wants to ban our trans friends from packing heat. A couple of Repubs who are generally crappy might read the names of Epstein clients on the House floor. Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani challenged President Diaper Rash to a debate. We got a list of what was taken from Bolton’s house during the FBI raid. Ebola could head our way. Fascist Brit Nigel Farage was roasted by Democrat heavyweight Jamie Raskin. Right wing nut job Hall of Famer Alex Jones engages his diaphragm and puts on a Shakespearian vocal clinic for hate-casters as the Sandy Hook truther disses a former employee. An evangelical god-bother’s Bible study is screwing America.

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DNC Chair wants Democrats to fight back against Trump’s GOP-backed authoritarianism. An obviously hobbled Shitler could barely walk during his latest golf outing. Governor Pritzker ripped man-baby a new one for illegally deploying the National Guard in a historic righteous tongue lashing. In the new authoritarian led economy, the government could take stakes in even more companies. Even conservatives didn’t like sickly Trump’s plan to jail folks who burn the flag. Lil Nas got in trouble in Los Angeles and of course the cops were up to no good. A memoir of the late Epstein victim, Virginia Giuffre chronicled horrors involving predator Prince Andrew. A gaggle of New York suits gave the famously bland restaurant Cracker Barrell a marketing makeover and scored a zero with the MAGATs. The Crabs discussed how the New York Times and other outlets ruthlessly covered Biden’s health issues and wondered why those same outlets barely touch on the Felon-in-chief’s alleged congestive heart failure.

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Applaud for the increasing public shaming of fascist Republicans. Fake human and VP Vance was heckled at a photo op with the illegal military in DC. Repub Nazi Elise Stefanik was booed offstage. State Rep. Nicole Collier from Texas has refused Nazi security escorts and has been forced to remain in the Capitol. Another loser Republican was booed from a stage in Wyoming. Obama said Newsom was doing a good job with redistricting efforts. Shitler has been justifying an invasion of Venezuela because his a bizarre drug addled autocrat. Neckless Nazi Alex Jones caterwauled Trump’s health was bad. Non-news platform Newsmax settled with Dominion over man-baby election lies and pillow Czar Mike Lindell couldn’t believe it! A court in Texas said you can’t mandate the hanging of religious crap in classrooms.