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Trump’s staff leaks more than the International Space station. Key anchors stay with 60 Minutes despite the far right loons running the program. Man-baby wants to bulldoze Lady Liberty. Shitler lied about African American unemployment numbers. The techno-bro running Anthropic said they might lose control of their AI and called for a freeze in the space. Tax dollars are paying for Trump’s Christian persecution propaganda film. Religious freak show Michele Bachman blathered god would deliver GOP wins in the midterms if we could . Mehdi Hasan destroyed Patrick Bet David with words. Trumpian headline grabber-creep George Santos is back in the news. Listen to the Crabs for the details.

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Wails from the White House as judge rules Kennedy Center name will be Trump-free. Shitler has been ruining the White House by perverting the structures into his gross likeness. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson used the prayer rally to mobilize MAGAT preachers. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was hacked. Stephen Miller and his Nazi wife are worthless. Sith Lord Peter Thiel slithered to Argentina and launched some weird cult movement. Shark attack alerts might be sent to smart phones.

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Tulsi Gabbard is slithering away and Trump away and Trump is bailing on Junior’s wedding. Shitler skipped Don Jr.’s wedding. A Repub Senator dissed Man-baby’s compensation of January 6th rioters. Human cosplayer Ted Cruz blathered colleagues were big mad over the slush fund to pay insurrectionists. A leak from the Pentagon showed a degradation of US defenses. Former Prince Andrew might not be investigation for sexual misconduct. Raul Castro has been indicted in the US for murder. The DOJ’s case against Abrego Garcia was dismissed.

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Trump “settled” with his own DOJ to create a slush fund for his cronies. In AI news, Shitler shared a pic of himself strolling with a space alien and Nazi man-child of apartheid, Elon Musk lost his suit against Open AI. The piggies messed up the chain of evidence when they nabbed Luigi. Scumbag DINO Governor, Jared Polis commuted the sentence of Tina Peters saying, “ She did not commit any crimes regarding the 2020 elections.” But she did. FBI folks said Kash-App Patel lied about crime stats to boost an arrest records report. A Chicago Cubs outfielder misplayed a ball shot to right-center and took his anger out on a fan. Trump’s Border Patrol boss quit after being outed as a sex tourist. A 16 foot shark in Australia murder a surfer and a rabid beaver attacked a kid in Jersey.

Totally coincidence that Trump keeps making great stock buys based on his own political decisions? Shitler says he wants Iran’s “nuclear dust” for PR. The illegal war with Iran is effing up our military. A racist influencer was arrested for attempted murder and his bail was north of a million. VIP Nazi within the Trump administration, Sebastion Gorka equivocated right vs. left political violence with shade tossed at Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes. Sandy Hook defamer and former Infowars Czar Alex Jones performed a spot-on impression of Gorka. SCOTUS said mifepristone could be mailed, for now.

Trump said he doesn’t think about American’s financial situation. In between diaper changes, man-baby blathered something about China, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. DINO traitor Fetterman bent over for the orange daddy with no-vote on restricting presidential war powers. Turncoat Fetterman moaned the Dems were becoming anti-American. A Trump tower in Australia was 86’d. Nazi walrus Elon Musk reminded the world of his bigotry with his vapid ramblings about Christopher Nolan’s “Odyssey.” Paranoid Putin has banned the wearing of watches in his prescience. Nazi evangelist Joel Webbon called for the destruction of fellow loon Vivek Ramaswamy. Shots were fired in the Philippine Senate when the ICC tried to nab a war criminal. Trump looks like crap bigly, especially his nose.