CrabDiving Radio Podcast

Insane MAGA loon Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks Democrats control the weather, and that they intentionally tossed hurricane Helene at MAGA voters. The September jobs report came in with great data, showing the economy seems to be strengthening. Trump hasn’t released any medical records, but we’re sure he’s the most healthy entity in the universe. Melania Trump proclaims her alleged pro-choice stance in her upcoming memoir, and her felon husband said he “can’t tell her what to do.” Christofascist scumbag Ryan Walter, School Superintendent of Oklahoma schools, put out an RFP for the unconstitutional Bibles he wants to force upon school children, and the only ones that will qualify are the ridiculous Trump Bibles. Guess which party has a US Senate candidate who said the “bad guys” won World War II. California passed a law allowing Holland-like cannabis cafes. The 7th Circuit Court put a stay on Indiana’s latest attempt to force a police state upon us. Ryan is vehemently against the concept of mixing Guinness Stout with Coca-Cola.

Court filing from Jack Smith eviscerates Trump’s BS immunity claims. Creepy liar J.D. Vance blathered and whined about getting caught in a lie during at the vice presidential debate. Fascist human-impersonator Vance even had the nerve to complain about being fact checked. The Senator from Ohio wore eyeliner to the debate similar to the large black streaks NFL players might wear under their eyes to deflect light. The most anti-Semitic cat-boy enthusiast on Earth, Nick Fuentes, slipped into his angry pants when the author of the foreword to Project 2025 suggested there would be no deportations accompanying a Trump win. Remember when Shitler mocked the injuries Americans Troops suffered during an Iranian rocket attack? NBA star Dikembe Mutombos passed away and anti-vaxxer comic Rob Schneider exploited his death for the sake of a sad, crappy vaccine joke. The leader of the Republican Party, rapist Donald Trump, mumbled and slurred through a speech in Wisconsin mixing up Iran with North Korea and struggling to pronounce United Arab Emirates. Vivek Ramaswamy, along with his vomit-inducing personality, pushed an anti-Semitic trope on the social media platform Elon bought and purposefully ruined.

Trump’s violent rhetoric and anti-migrant hate is on full display these days, with the felonius former POTUS spewing some of his most heinous lies about foreigners on US soil. The Orange Crook accidentally slipped up and told the truth about how he likes to dodge paying people overtime. A Georgia judge struck down the state’s Handmaid’s Tale-like post-six-week abortion ban. Trumpkin and 911-truther, Laura Loomer called out Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene for attending a football game during hurricane Helene. Boyfriend of troll Greene, Brian Glenn, wants voters racially profiled during the election.  A journalist was banned from the platform formerly known as Twitter for publishing a hacked J.D. Vance dossier. Frumpy authoritarian and X Czar Elon Musk blathered if rapist Trump isn’t elected, democracy is screwed. Tooty Rudy Giuliani’s daughter endorsed VP Harris for POTUS. Hillary Clinton warned of another October surprise. Predictably Republican “lawmakers” said if Harris wins the presidential election, her SCOTUS will be blocked. Oklahoma legislator and Handmaiden’s Tale enthusiast Dusty Deevers growled Kamala Harris voters are wicked and murderous.

Republican convicted felon Trump literally drooled during his latest weird, rambling speech and threatened to blow Iran “to smithereens.” On Monday, the former guy drooled and slurred his way through a speech at a rally where MAGAT cultists left early in droves. A legislator from the Republic of Louisiana deleted a racist tweet about Haitians after being confronted by Democratic colleagues on the floor. Many voters believe Diaper Don knows best about the economy despite his inability to make money running a casino. The biggest hurricane of the season is about to put coastal Florida underwater. Former comedian and current Trump-sucker Rosanne Barr screamed about a government overthrow at a vile herd of Tucker Carlson fans. Without involving law enforcement, the Pope expelled a bishop and 9 from a Catholic sect in Peru for sadistic abuse. Conservative dandy Glenn Beck blathered crap about deprogramming the “anti-Trump cult.” Vice President Harris worked at McDonalds. My Pillow lunatic Mike Lindell said the sale price of a certain product was not a Nazi dog whistle. Hate-caster Alex Jones will lose his studio and all of his “IP” to pay off a deformation lawsuit over lies his spread about the Sandy Hook shooting.

Adult forum dweller Mark Robinson is the poster child for creepy, lying MAGA. The bathroom lurking Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina refused the help of tech experts who could “exonerate” the pervy GOP gubernatorial candidate. The Harris campaigned highlighted the ties that bind Trump to the self-proclaimed black Nazi Mark Robinson. Polls show Democratic candidate Colin Allred beating human impersonator Republican Ted Cruz in the Texas senatorial race. Worst FLOTUS ever, Melania Trump, charged bigly fees to the Trump campaign for speaking engagements. Rapist Trump blathered women will be happy and great again if he returns to The White House. A Secret Service agent survived after accidentally shooting himself. After the Olivia Nuzzi scandal broke, actor Cheryl Hines, who is married to RFK the time being, celebrated her birthday without her Trump-sucking husband and wedding ring. 911 truther and white supremacist Laura Loomer was dumped by orange-fascist-blob.  Anti-Semitic cat-boy enthusiast Nick Fuentes walked us through Thanksgiving at Mara Lago with Kanye and Diaper Don. Historian and American University professor Allan Lichtman picked Kamala Harris to win in 2024.

The GOP state legislatures are trying to fix the election for Trump, with Georgia deciding to hand count ballots, and Nebraska’s attempt to allocate all their electoral votes to the state’s winner. Man-baby told the Israeli American Council that if he loses the election, Jewish people should be blamed. Woman hating GOP gubernatorial candidate and current North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson identified himself as a “black Nazi” and praised slavery on an adult site not too long ago. Court filings revealed diddler-Repub Matt Gaetz attended a donor party with a naked 17 year old. Evangelical troll Joel Webbon blathered a Kamala Harris presidency would be punishment of our sins against Jehovah. Fellow god-botherer E.W. Jackson caterwauled JEBUS wouldn’t allow Harris to ascend to The White House. Shitler’s cult members suffered eye injuries at an Arizona rally from overpowered stage lights. The ultra rich leaches don’t want to share their obscene wealth. NYPD scumbags tossed out police misconduct cases because pigs are above the law.  Also, in America, it’s baby rattler season. Stay vigilant!

Of course Trump is ramping up a crypto scam. Shitler’s running lying mate, J.D. Vance, blathered support for NATO should be linked to the E.U.’s regulation of Elon Musk’s “X,”AKA Nazi Twitter. Cokey Smurf, better known as Don Jr., was spotted kissing someone not named Kimberly Guilfoyle. Man-baby mistakes a wildlife refuge for an airbase in Afghanistan, in his typical senile fascist fashion. Hip-hop mogul P. Diddy was charged with sex trafficking and denied bail.  Anti-Semitic “thought” leader Nick Fuentes said he felt better about the Trump campaign since white nationalist demon Laura Loomer joined. In news that is good, Slytherin Senator Rick Scott could lose the next election to his Democratic opponent.  MAGATS in Wisconsin want to privatize and ruin a health clinic in Baraboo. Putin sucker Jill Stein was destroyed by facts during an interview with former MSNBC host Mehdi Hasan. My Pillow is being sued by DHL because stop-the-steal loon Mike Lindell can’t pay his bills.

Laura Loomer slithered into the Trumpy headlines making Marajorie Talyor Greene bigly jealous. GOP cougar Lindsay Graham didn’t approve of Shitler’s alleged affair with 911 truther Laura Loomer. When questioned about the affair, Diaper-Don nearly swallowed his teeth. Republican family-values legislator Mark Green left his wife of 35 years for a younger woman. Florida’s school board was ordered to cough up $100,000 in legal fees for a lawsuit which struck down a ban on a book about same-sex penguins.  A Trump appointed judge in Alaska was busted for sexual misconduct and will probably be impeached. Conservative toolbox Lance Wallnau blamed the evils of witchcraft for the success of the Kamala Harris campaign. Republican never-Trumper Tim Miller blasted blowhard Piers Morgan for his soft treatment of Trumpsters such has bottom feeder Corey Lewandowski.

LOL check out the Drudge headlines on Trump and loony Laura Loomer

Th old felon yelling at the sky was solidly spanked in his first debate with Vice President Harris. Trump blathered many conspiracy theories usually left to the brainless right-wing media. Post debate, former President Diaper Dump failed to spin his performance as a win. Trump’s lesser half J.D. Vance amplified the debunked stories of migrants eating pets in a Reddit post. Democratic Rep Eric Swalwell called out Gym Bag Jordan for perpetuating a stupid conspiracy about migrants by posting an AI pic of man-baby holding a duck and a cat. Trump media’s stock value to yet another massive crap. Techno-load Elon Musk got mega-creepy with pop star Taylor Swift. Worst speaker ever, Mike Johnson stopped a vote which could have averted a shutdown of government. Fascist former FLOTUS, Melania used a conspiracy theory about her loser husband’s assassination attempt to promote a stupid book. An oligarch/ billionaire puked up a mound of cash to be named commander of a space mission, which includes a walk. Trump won’t do another debate because he’s scared of the Vice President. Even the least of the Kennedys, RFK Jr. deemed Donald the loser of the presidential debate.

Fascist Trump wants to lock up his opponents’ political donors. Royal Kate Middleton is said she’s beating cancer and is on the road to recovery. The fascist Trump campaign is nervous about the debate. Shitler lost it when Dick and daughter Liz Cheney endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for POTUS. Trump viper Kimberly Guilfoyle bombed bigly while speaking at a Florida GOP gala. Loser social media platform Truth Social announced a new streaming service called Trump Plus. The voice of Vader and Kennedy Center Honoree James Earl Jones died. Conservative load Candace Owens blamed the Zionists for YouTube exile. Trumpkin Nikki Haley blathered Trump and Vance need to talk about women differently. A MAGAT lawyer in Florida was charged with forgery linked to her shenanigans as a Christian school administrator.