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Fewer GOP House goosesteppers are falling in line possibly due to Trump’s rapidly detreating health evidenced by his tiny gross discolored hands. The vile Nazi ICE thug who murdered Renee Good has been named. The dumbest and most hideous of all Vice Presidents channeled his inner and outer Hitler when he blathered crap about the ICE murder in the Twin Cities. Shitler ordered his Secret Service to look into a security breach involving Mama Nazi, AKA Bleach Blonde Butch Body. When laws start mattering again, the fascist minions surrounding President Diaper Rash could be in big trouble regarding the Epstein files cover up. Man-baby complained his morality was the only keeping him from raping and or dominating the planet. The Crabs reviewed unsurprising headlines regarding the Pentecostal version of the Boy Scouts, which seems to be even creepier. .

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Trump rocked crap makeup on both hands in his Zelenskyy meeting. The U.S. attacked Venezuela. The fascists over at the Trump-Kennedy Center said they’d sue musicians who canceled their gigs. Mamdani fired back at apartheid Elmo’s remarks about the FDNY Chief. The New York Times chronicled Mama Nazi’s attacks on the GOP. Former Congressperson Greene, and current anti-Semitic thought-leader said the creepy sexualization culture at Mara Lago was bad. Blotch Nazi Bannon turned against white supremacist J.D. Vance. The Trump gang threatened the ICC with sanctions unless they promised not to prosecute President Rape Face. King of all racist haters Nick Fuentes endorsed Governor Newsom for POTUS. The Chicago Mayor praised naming a new snow plow, Abolish ICE. Some person named Ron DeSantis was in the news.

CBS “News” now lets Trump control its journalism. Shitler has lost independents according to polls. Nobody released the freaking Epstein files in a meaningful legal way! A homeless person broke the case for the Brown University shooting for the cops. “America” Fest presented by Turning Point U.S.A. shut down Grindr. J.D. Vance blathered Christian nationalism garbage into a mic at America Fest and Nicki Minaj spoke pure lunacy to Charlies widow Erika Kirk. Hate-caster Nick Fuentes roasted the whole planet. Man-baby’s former V.P. Mike Pence, the sleepy one associated with the infamous “Hang Mike Pence” chant from January 6th tourism event, formed a “think” tank with Nazis spurned from the Heritage Foundation. A shark murdered a human in Cali while another misses its mark in Hawaii. Trump is in crappy health and the DOJ hasn’t really released the Epstein files.

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GOP internal memo on how to defend Trump when the Epstein files reveal the truth. News alert, the 2028 Oscars will only be streamed. Progressive activist and legendary filmmaker Rob Reiner, along with his wife, was murdered by his son. “Centrist Repubs” revolted against their fellow MAGATS and tried to fund Obamacare. Federal Prosecutor Jack Smith said he could have legally nailed Trump. AOC leads human cosplay turd JD Vance in a presidential poll for 2028. Give it up for the bootlicking production team behind the Melania doc. Nazi duo Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes complained the Trump administration didn’t turn Charlie Kirk’s offing into a “Rice-tag fire.” Trumpkin Susie Wiless unsuccessfully attempted to humanize herself in Vanity Fair. The Crabs reviewed the merciless photos of Trump’s goons included in the article. The bride of troll Stephen Miller was particularly ticked off of at the pics.

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