MAGA and corporate Democrats are pooping their pants over Mamdani’s win in New York.  As if anyone cares, goon Trumpkin Curtis Sliwa won the Repub primary. Shitler and puppet from Hades Pete Hegseth admitted they lied about the bombing of nuclear sites in Iran. President Diaper Rash whipped out the F word to reporters when asked about the Iran thing. Multiple polls show America is over this POS POTUS.  During a session, Dems called out Hitler like Marjorie Taylor Greene for being out of line but fascist Green persisted to bang her gavel. In a When Animals Get Pissed Segment, a popular east coast beach sounded alarms as a largest great white ever recorded was closing fast! Also, a fisherman deep in the Carolina mountains was helicoptered out after a bite from nasty, venomous rattlesnake. Unfortunately, American pop culture contains the character, Liver King who went to jail over threats to Trump-sucking comic Joe Rogan.