People are getting sick of evil billionaires. As democracy necrotizes, P. Diddy was convicted of prostitution but not trafficking. U.S. Citizen Andrea Velez was kidnapped by masked ICE thugs. Paramount got on it’s knees and settled with President Diaper Rash. Senator Warren said the Paramount settlement was pure corruption. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani said he wouldn’t be intimidated by Shitler’s deportation threat. A CNN data load was stunned by Democrats’ 70 point shift on Israel. The Crabs reviewed a Freedom House study which scored countries by their freedom where America underperformed. Long Island announced an increase in shark surveillance followed a “suspected” shark bite. As evidence of humanity becoming even more crappy, instances of snakes-on-a-plane have increased.