The GOP wants people to starve to death and lose their healthcare because it’s a day ending in “y.” States lead by decent people have made efforts to feed starving citizens. Consumer sentiment is in the toilet. Beloved fast food chain Carl’s Jr. distributed meals to folks with SNAP cards. Racist Floridians are angry-pants Muslims can use vouchers just like Christians. Turkey issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu for the genocide in Gaza. Denmark banned kids from social media. A North American Anglican church leader was accused of sexual misconduct with children. The U.S. economic model is crap.

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The smelliest turds are battling each other in the fascist GOP cesspool including demon-bitten Tucker and friend-of-Kanye Nick Fuentes. Hate load Fuentes blathered the Groypers are coming for our Nazi VP Vance. Trump filled a diaper over his hatred for late night talk host Seth Meyers, who deserves props for his merciless mockery of President Diaper Rash. Dems are set dunk all over the GOP in the off year elections. Prince Andrew lost his title and royal digs due to his continued support of fellow child rapist Epstein. House GOP Slytherin are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC, they’re figuring ways to cheat. VP of Couches is probably hooking up with the widow of that deceased Nazi.

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Americans don’t want any kings and the Louvre needs to boeuf up security. Details from the recent heist at the Louvre ruined every heist movie. A vile, racist  Trumpkin nominee for special counsel sent a text saying Martin Luther King Day belongs in hell. China complained about cyber attacks from the US. Racist hate-preacher with a golden preacher, Shane Vaughn said the Constitution makes Shitler master of the universe. Steve Bannon put on his seven shirts and called for the registration of the CIA Director.

Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range missiles. Fox-bot Sec Def Pete Hegseth blathered something about fat guardsmen. A Christian nationalist, AKA Nazi, caterwauled slavery wasn’t evil. The U.S. has Mpox plus there’s a bigly outbreak of measles. Conservative sweater model Glenn Beck said the FBI asked his advice on capturing ANTIFA. Pedo Prince Andrew lost all royal titles and things of that nature due to Trump’s appearances in the Epstein files. Golden voiced Jesus loon Shane Vaughn suggested God ordered Satan to clip former fascist Charlie Kirk before Turning Point Czar could go after Israel.

Even Newsmax is telling Hegseth to screw off with his un-American press rules. Trump is sending Tomahawks to Ukraine. Shitler melted down over an unflattering pic on the cover of Time Magazine. President Diaper Rash creepily flirted the Italian President during the sham peace talks in the middle east. Anti-Semitic gun-lover Marjorie Taylor Green rightly called the men of her fascist party weak. Trumpkin right wing podcaster Joe Rogan slammed man-baby’s immigration policy. A bootlicker legislator nominated the orange one for a Nobel. SCOTUS told hate-caster Alex Jones to get bent over his ridiculous Sandy Hook suit. MAGAT Actor Cheryl Hines, hitched to pro-measles HHS Director RFK Jr., was slammed on The View over her husband’s deadly policies. Dr. Phil’s dumb media company tanked, lol. The Crabs got an update on Mel Gibson’s second big Jesus movie and learned 57 year old Jim Caviezel, the actor who played Jesus in the first movie, is sad because he won’t be reprising the role of the savior.