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Anti-genocide in Palestine protest in Finland. Sign reads “Ceasefire Now.”

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Corrupt Texas GOP fascists want the absent Democratic reps arrested. A bomb threat was made at the hotel where the Texas Dems were staying. Bonuses were offered ICE Nazis for immigrant deportations. Dog killer Secretary Noem blathered there was no age limit for fascists who want to betray their country and join ICE. Hitler-like thugs in Florida are prepping another ICE concentration camp. A Nazi GOP congressperson was booed at a town hall in Nebraska. The Crabs reviewed a report about the submarine for ultra rich vacationers that imploded. The pigs in Florida are making it illegal to go one mile under the speed limit. MAGAT influencer Laura Loomer dumped former FOX-load Tucker Carlson. Supposedly, Big Balls, the DOGE Nazi who wanted to take your Mom’s social security check, tried to stop a carjacking and was beaten.

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Nearly two-thirds of the US blames Trump for rising prices. While sporting what was surely a full diaper, Shitler fired the head of labor statistics. The boot lickers of the FBI redacted the name of our diddler POTUS from the Epstein files. Human cosplayer Todd Blanche struck a deal with child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell sending the molester of children to a country club prison. The fascists of TESLA were ordered by a court to pay 329 million for a deadly accident. Wee televangelist Kenneth Copeland summoned angels to defend the rapist-in-chief. An anti-choice mouth- breather is cool with a civil war over abortion. Just over half of our country believes in evolution.

Trump is considering pardoning Diddy out of predator professional courtesy. We no fanfare or zero energy, sloth like Senator Schumer floated an obscure law as a way to get the Epstein files released. The Fed hasn’t changed interest rates. Shitler is bleeding MAGA support due to the whole Epstein deal. Former FoxBot and our current Secretary of Defense may quit to run for the governor of Tennessee. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani is beating creepy Cuomo and criminal Eric Adams in polls for mayoral race in NYC. The CEO busted for cheating via the jumbotron at a Cold Play concert was a toxic boss. Radioactive wasps have been trolling South Carolina. In other When Animals Get Pissed news, robot bunnies have been deployed to monitor invasive pythons. Cokey Smurk, AkA Don Jr., has been promoting a gun company and it’s not going well.

Trump will pardon Ghislaine Maxwell for her falsely proclaiming his innocence. Podcasting orc Joe Rogan blathered the Epstein case a line in the sand for the MAGATS. The Epstein scandal has been splitting the White House politically. The Pope asked Netanyahu to stop the slaughter of Palestinians. The LAPD was called out for their brutality and subbing for Nazis of ICE. A Qanon load reported Hillary Clinton was eliminated in Guantanamo back in 2018. The Crabs learned why Vegas was losing money. Man-baby caterwauled a trip to Epstein Island would be a privilege. Trump sucker and FBI head Dan Bongino said the things he’s learned at the bureau would change him forever, lol.

The South Park guys deserve an Emmy and a Medal of Honor. Our felonious liar POTUS blathered that he has not even considered pardoning potential coconspirator and convicted rapist of children Ghislaine Maxwell. The tourist known as Qanon Shaman was absolved of all courtly sins by the 34 felon Pres.  Insurrectionist load Stewart Rhodes caterwauled something about the Epstein files. Shitler reminded his horde Clinton was probably a guest on Epstein Island. Protestors in the UK are poisded to bug the crap out of our predator in chief. Jesus VIP Shane Vaugh said bizzare crap about Obama, Russia, and the biblical floods. Some conservative waste-oids are sad they left Cali for Austin.

JD Vance’s mysterious meeting with supervillian Rupert Murdoch and Trump’s frivolous lawsuit against the WSJ were reviewed on this episode of the liberal podcast. Whiney little UK pigs might sue over security plans for President Rape Face’s visit. Our Nazi tech bro VP is worried his vacation in the English countryside might be ruined by protestors. Meanwhile, the conditions at ICE concentrations camps are horrific. Italian citizens who overstayed their visa have been imprisoned at the concentrations in the Everglades. For reasons unknown, a FOX-bot wandered into honesty when he called out fascist Tulsi Gabbard’s lies about Obama regarding the Russia investigation. PEDO POTUS released files regarding the assignation of Martin Luther King Jr. in an obvious attempt to distract from the Epstein scandal.

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