MAGA screeches rise as the leopards eat their faces. Mama Nazi continued her feud with fellow GOP loads before the midterms. US attorney Lindsey Halligan has screwed the pooch with the Comey and Letitia James cases. Repubs of Texas got an “L” from a judge for their redistricting plan. A case Shilter brought against CNN over their use of “the big lie” was tossed. Man-baby blathered crap about tariff dividend checks and the Epstein files. Bodycam footage revealed embarrassing footage of a Border Patrol agent behaving badly in Long Beach. Congress might pass a ban on legislators playing the stock market. The BBC bent over and apologized for their edit of Diaper Don’s speech before the tourists rioted in the Capitol. McDonalds gives customers a big smack with a more expensive menu.

Crooked Trump’s vindictive prosecutions are falling apart. Shitler busts a u-turn on the Epstein files. Affordability concerns and man-baby’s bad conduct within the Epstein files could submarine his second term of terror. DOJ Deputy Chief, former Trumpkin attorney, admitted GOP names would be redacted from the Epstein files. Jeff Epstein’s bro said the person President Diaper Rash might’ve satisficed with pie-hole wasn’t Clinton. If the Dems reclaim the White House, the new wing would repurposed in a way unpleasing to the rapist-in-chief. MAGAT Pastor Shane Vaughn blathered complaints about Trump’s crumbling base. Mama Nazi got threats from Trumpkins after splitting with fascist POTUS over the Epstein files. An appeals court upheld convictions of the vile killers who murdered Ahmaud Arbery. Repub creature from Texas, Ted Cruz threatened couch lover Vance with a run for POTUS. OAN canned alleged trafficking diddler Matt Gaetz.

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Even the MAGA cult is bothered by newly released Epstein emails. The dead pedo formerly known as Epstein consulted on how to blackmail Trump. Author Michael Wolfe who chose to write about Epstein’s child sex trafficking rather than call 911, spoke out after the release of the much ballyhooed files.  Man-baby filled his Pampers at a presser when asked about the Epstein files. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene went on the offensive against Shitler. Adelita Grijalva was finally sworn in setting the stage for the release of the Epstein files. President Diaper Rash blathered something about a lack of talented U.S. labor. Hate-caster Nick Fuentes spewed a word salad of bigotry.

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The GOP wants people to starve to death and lose their healthcare because it’s a day ending in “y.” States lead by decent people have made efforts to feed starving citizens. Consumer sentiment is in the toilet. Beloved fast food chain Carl’s Jr. distributed meals to folks with SNAP cards. Racist Floridians are angry-pants Muslims can use vouchers just like Christians. Turkey issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu for the genocide in Gaza. Denmark banned kids from social media. A North American Anglican church leader was accused of sexual misconduct with children. The U.S. economic model is crap.

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The smelliest turds are battling each other in the fascist GOP cesspool including demon-bitten Tucker and friend-of-Kanye Nick Fuentes. Hate load Fuentes blathered the Groypers are coming for our Nazi VP Vance. Trump filled a diaper over his hatred for late night talk host Seth Meyers, who deserves props for his merciless mockery of President Diaper Rash. Dems are set dunk all over the GOP in the off year elections. Prince Andrew lost his title and royal digs due to his continued support of fellow child rapist Epstein. House GOP Slytherin are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC, they’re figuring ways to cheat. VP of Couches is probably hooking up with the widow of that deceased Nazi.

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