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Trump rocked crap makeup on both hands in his Zelenskyy meeting. The U.S. attacked Venezuela. The fascists over at the Trump-Kennedy Center said they’d sue musicians who canceled their gigs. Mamdani fired back at apartheid Elmo’s remarks about the FDNY Chief. The New York Times chronicled Mama Nazi’s attacks on the GOP. Former Congressperson Greene, and current anti-Semitic thought-leader said the creepy sexualization culture at Mara Lago was bad. Blotch Nazi Bannon turned against white supremacist J.D. Vance. The Trump gang threatened the ICC with sanctions unless they promised not to prosecute President Rape Face. King of all racist haters Nick Fuentes endorsed Governor Newsom for POTUS. The Chicago Mayor praised naming a new snow plow, Abolish ICE. Some person named Ron DeSantis was in the news.

CBS “News” now lets Trump control its journalism. Shitler has lost independents according to polls. Nobody released the freaking Epstein files in a meaningful legal way! A homeless person broke the case for the Brown University shooting for the cops. “America” Fest presented by Turning Point U.S.A. shut down Grindr. J.D. Vance blathered Christian nationalism garbage into a mic at America Fest and Nicki Minaj spoke pure lunacy to Charlies widow Erika Kirk. Hate-caster Nick Fuentes roasted the whole planet. Man-baby’s former V.P. Mike Pence, the sleepy one associated with the infamous “Hang Mike Pence” chant from January 6th tourism event, formed a “think” tank with Nazis spurned from the Heritage Foundation. A shark murdered a human in Cali while another misses its mark in Hawaii. Trump is in crappy health and the DOJ hasn’t really released the Epstein files.

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GOP internal memo on how to defend Trump when the Epstein files reveal the truth. News alert, the 2028 Oscars will only be streamed. Progressive activist and legendary filmmaker Rob Reiner, along with his wife, was murdered by his son. “Centrist Repubs” revolted against their fellow MAGATS and tried to fund Obamacare. Federal Prosecutor Jack Smith said he could have legally nailed Trump. AOC leads human cosplay turd JD Vance in a presidential poll for 2028. Give it up for the bootlicking production team behind the Melania doc. Nazi duo Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes complained the Trump administration didn’t turn Charlie Kirk’s offing into a “Rice-tag fire.” Trumpkin Susie Wiless unsuccessfully attempted to humanize herself in Vanity Fair. The Crabs reviewed the merciless photos of Trump’s goons included in the article. The bride of troll Stephen Miller was particularly ticked off of at the pics.

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Lots of Trump in lots more Epstein photos were dumped! Turkey bodied Nazi tech-czar Elon Musk blathered he’d never do DOGE again. Bro-load comic Joe Rogan puked out a theory about Jesus and AI. Hate-caster Nick Fuentes is a fascist emperor with no clothes because his fame is built upon foreign bots. Anti-Semitic yapper Fuentes must perform 75 hours of community service for attacking a woman with pepper spray. The Repubs will crap the bed in historic fashion in the midterms. The January 6th pipe bomber turned out to be a MAGAT. Vile evangelical Joel Webbon busted out a gay slur. Nano-bots will be fixing folks from the inside. A bear attacked the Seattle Hockey team when they were filming a spot in Alaska.

Trump needs bandages on his tiny hand from too much handshaking? Texas congressional rep Jasmine Crockett announced a run for the Senate and cowardly moderates from her own party complained. Man-baby’s military seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela. An adult judge said Shitler had to end his deployment of the National Guard in Los Angeles. The Crabs played clips from the Nick Fuentes, Piers Morgan showdown. Former skater and Russian bottom Tim Pool tossed a tantrum over criticism from RWNJ podcaster Candace Owens. In more right-wing in-fighting news, Benny Johnson threatened fascist Milo Yiannopolis with a lawsuit for saying he diddles. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene caterwauled about Trump’s lack of focus on domestic issues. The Crabs reviewed a poll of likely Democratic POTUS candidates.

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