Iran and Israel are trading missile strikes while Trump waffles on intervening. Loon Loomer threatened to squeal on repubs criticizing the corpulent dear leader. Neckless Alex Jones caterwauled rebukes of Shitler amidst the MAGAT civil war. Evangelical Trump-suckers hope the conflict between Israel and Iran will usher in the apocalypse. Wacky Christian Shane Vaughn blathered missiles released on Friday the 13th were “spiritual projectiles.” Somebody on CNN said POTUS was losing his marbles and it seems the rapist-in-chief belongs in the memory wing of a facility.  Democratic Senator Tammy Duckworth slammed the former FOX second string Saturday guy, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, over his obsession with slapping the names of loser confederate generals on military bases. Mahmoud Khalil was finally released after being kidnapped by ICE. Prophetess Kat kerr slithered from her hole letting us know World War III ain’t happening. Trump’s GOP orcs plan to slash SNAP benefits according to their big beautiful bill. Maybe man-baby will name alleged cocaine connoisseur Don Jr. to take over instead of J.D. Vance.