“No more wars” Trump can’t wait to invade Venezuela. Shitler’s CIA was busted trying to launch a false flag in Venezuela according to the Maduro regime.  A CBS anchor jumped ship. Man-baby blathered something about getting a “routine MRI.” Canada caught measles from the U.S. and President Diaper rash pitched a fit about Canadian political ad poking fun at his tariffs. GOP loads want to deport Democratic superstar Zohran Mamdani. New Yorkers have been giving ICE Nazis hell. Slate ripped John Robert’s SCOTUS a new starfish. Rapist-in-Chief suggested Vance and Rubio run for on a 2028 ticket.