A person of interest was arrested in insurance CEO murder case but don’t credit the piggies! Luigi was informed upon by a McDonald’s employee. The Butcher, AKA Assad, was ousted from Syria. Over the course of six minutes, Jordan Neely was slowly choked to death and his executioner was found not guilty by a jury. Yearly, on the December 5th, men dressed as wooly monsters beat women with bull horns on a German island in the North Sea. This violent holiday tradition has been happening since the 1830’s and finally the insane holiday is being reviewed. Reptile Kari Lake might get tapped for ambassadorship to Mexico by President Nazi Face. With much heroics, a Canadian saved his wife from a deadly polar bear attack. A tiger shark attacked a spear fisherman and the aqua assault was caught on video.