Even Newsmax is telling Hegseth to screw off with his un-American press rules. Trump is sending Tomahawks to Ukraine. Shitler melted down over an unflattering pic on the cover of Time Magazine. President Diaper Rash creepily flirted the Italian President during the sham peace talks in the middle east. Anti-Semitic gun-lover Marjorie Taylor Green rightly called the men of her fascist party weak. Trumpkin right wing podcaster Joe Rogan slammed man-baby’s immigration policy. A bootlicker legislator nominated the orange one for a Nobel. SCOTUS told hate-caster Alex Jones to get bent over his ridiculous Sandy Hook suit. MAGAT Actor Cheryl Hines, hitched to pro-measles HHS Director RFK Jr., was slammed on The View over her husband’s deadly policies. Dr. Phil’s dumb media company tanked, lol. The Crabs got an update on Mel Gibson’s second big Jesus movie and learned 57 year old Jim Caviezel, the actor who played Jesus in the first movie, is sad because he won’t be reprising the role of the savior.