Trump is considering pardoning Diddy out of predator professional courtesy. We no fanfare or zero energy, sloth like Senator Schumer floated an obscure law as a way to get the Epstein files released. The Fed hasn’t changed interest rates. Shitler is bleeding MAGA support due to the whole Epstein deal. Former FoxBot and our current Secretary of Defense may quit to run for the governor of Tennessee. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani is beating creepy Cuomo and criminal Eric Adams in polls for mayoral race in NYC. The CEO busted for cheating via the jumbotron at a Cold Play concert was a toxic boss. Radioactive wasps have been trolling South Carolina. In other When Animals Get Pissed news, robot bunnies have been deployed to monitor invasive pythons. Cokey Smurk, AkA Don Jr., has been promoting a gun company and it’s not going well.