Republican convicted felon Trump literally drooled during his latest weird, rambling speech and threatened to blow Iran “to smithereens.” On Monday, the former guy drooled and slurred his way through a speech at a rally where MAGAT cultists left early in droves. A legislator from the Republic of Louisiana deleted a racist tweet about Haitians after being confronted by Democratic colleagues on the floor. Many voters believe Diaper Don knows best about the economy despite his inability to make money running a casino. The biggest hurricane of the season is about to put coastal Florida underwater. Former comedian and current Trump-sucker Rosanne Barr screamed about a government overthrow at a vile herd of Tucker Carlson fans. Without involving law enforcement, the Pope expelled a bishop and 9 from a Catholic sect in Peru for sadistic abuse. Conservative dandy Glenn Beck blathered crap about deprogramming the “anti-Trump cult.” Vice President Harris worked at McDonalds. My Pillow lunatic Mike Lindell said the sale price of a certain product was not a Nazi dog whistle. Hate-caster Alex Jones will lose his studio and all of his “IP” to pay off a deformation lawsuit over lies his spread about the Sandy Hook shooting.