More names rumored to join X Factor, Bobby Brown thought crack was wack before he met Whitney, new Gordon Ramsay show may have gone to Hell, Lindsay Lohan hit and run allegations going to the D.A.

Disgraced Secret Service members have a bag full of excuses for Hookergate, one pulls the Costanza defense of not knowing that was wrong.

Teen brandishes a flare gun at another driver in a fit of road rage, catches his own car on fire when he accidentally discharges it. Oops.

Craig and Sam explore the possibilities of why a cow would visit a McDonald's drive through window in Colorado.

From cloned pets to hunting for Bigfoot, TV is filled with odd reality shows. Craig pokes fun ad Doomsday Planners until Sam reveals Craig's guilty pleasure of Hillbilly Handfishing.

Ashton and Mila stoke dating rumors, Kardashian reality show extended, Rosie bashes Lindsay, Megan Fox and Jack Osbourne welcome babies, not with each other, Jaleel White hosts Total Blackout Obama slow jams news with Fallon

NatGeo premieres a show about people who were once Amish tonight, which opens the door for Craig and Sam to reveal their own amusing encounters with Indiana Amish.

Ashton and Mila rumors, Demi returns to twitter, Johnny Depp sued by drunk Iggy Pop concert goer, Alec clarifies his 30 Rock departure, Kanye realized Theraflu is trademarked. Duh.

Vomit guns, weapons that make you go zombie and other real weapons that sound to crazy to be true. Sam has a suggestion for a weapon to end all wars.

Shocking news, Pippa Middleton actually makes headlines without a butt shot, Hillary parties like she's a member of the Secret Service in Colombia.