Prepare to have your balls soothed by the return of Cranked & Ranked and our ranking of one of the most influential rock bands of all time!

For those who prefer to just listen, here is the audio from my 5th Anniversary livestream Q&A. Cranked & Ranked returns next week!

Join us as we wrap up the year by ranking our top 10 rock/metal Christmas albums, take a delicious trip down Quality Street, get completely sidetracked by the Chicago discography, and somehow stumble upon our newest inside joke.

Join us as we each discuss our 10 most influential, life-changing songs.

Crossover thrash? Funk metal? Air Bud? We cover all of that and more in our ranking of one unique under-appreciated killer band that became two unique under-appreciated killer bands.

What about Heart! Don't you want to listen to us rank the rest of their albums?

The Wilson sisters get Cranked & Ranked.

Nobody asked for it, but here we are... Join us as we take 2 classic nu metal albums and combine their powers to create the ultimate Bizkit banger! You're welcome.

The best-selling hip-hop artist of all time (aka Slim Shady, Marshall Mathers, Em, The GOAT...) gets the full service Cranked & Ranked treatment.

7 classic KISS albums. 1 song from each must go.