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Our top 10 favorite albums of 1987... and a load of tangents.

Get ready for a Cranked & Ranked hot take on the discography of one of the most influential bands in heavy rock music.

It's a Brendan Fraser double feature! Get ready to wheeze some juice and eat a dick cheeseburger.

We're finally back with the long-awaited conclusion to our Dream Theater album ranking!

One of the biggest progressive metal bands of all time gets Cranked & Ranked.

Join us and watch as we do all of the hard work to create the official C&R approved 10 track Ronnie James Dio fronted Black Sabbath compilation.

We're back to rank an absolutely classic band from the 2nd wave of 80's thrash metal.

I think we all know how this one is going to go...

Welcome to the Korn-hole, where Eddie unknowingly creates an industrial masterpiece, Old Head manages to slag off both Ted Nugent and Rammstein, and the guys also rank the top 7 Korn albums.