Crash Course DM

Welcome back to The Collide, with our first table of all-guest players! Today we’re participating in The Collide’s hottest new (and totally illegal) game show: Secrets of the Secret Sanctum! Hosted by renowned social media influencer and bona fide hustler: Kroak Frogg. Join us as Rorsche the Rat, Coolie “Styrofoam Jones” and Eden Branch take on a gauntlet of challenges, starting with crowd favorite: Bulettesketball!

• Nathan Zimmerer - Rorsche the Rat - A down-on-his-luck halfling bard with a penchant for gold and a Songambulator to boot.
• Solomon Cruz - Coolie “Styrofoam” Jones - A super chill, mostly stoned, Half-elf monk with his eyes constantly on the prize. IG: @kingkillacruz
• Grace Campbell - Eden Branch - Eco-terrorist and nature loving Druid on the run from the law. IG: @grace_yourself__
• Patrick Bean - Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt - A newly appointed President! The actual. Theodor. Roosevelt. Need we say more? @PatrickBeanComedy
• Josh Greenway - The Dungeon Newbie IG: @ajoshofalltrades

Story by: Josh Greenway, Daniel Lok, and Daniel Li

Editing, Sound, & Music by Josh Greenway

It's the Nightmare-tastic conclusion to Minions of Malacar! Join Eda, Karnak, Aredor, and Salvetore, as they continue the fight against the Easter Kingdom and learn the truth about Malacar's plans for world domination.

Starring:

• Shea Ingram - Salvatore Rothwell
• Aredor Wheelspinner - Chris Arr
• Eda Maime - Daniel Lok
• Karnak Parcel - Josh Greenway
• The Dungeon Master - Kyle Kane

Written by Kyle Kane, edited by Josh Greenway & Daniel Lok

Music & Sound by Josh Greenway

Long after the fall of the holiday heroes to Malacar, the Nightmare King, the world has grown dark and magic fades. Always looking for his next big challenge, Malacar learns of a small kingdom of holdouts: the resistance of the Easter Bunny. Immediately after the mysterious defeat of all of Malacar’s top generals and champions, he has summoned his apparently next best option to help quell the dusty, pastel resistance in it’s long-footed tracks:

• Aredor Wheelspinner, a Minotaur Barbarian who was too stupid to actually contribute to the Nighmare Army, and was cursed to spin a useless wheel for eternity. He’s never met a puzzle he couldn’t solve through violence. Played by Chris R.
• Salvatore Rothwell, the boorish Vampire Rogue, and expert at avoiding doing any real work. Do you know who his dad is? Seriously. He’s important. At least we’re pretty sure. Played by Shea Ingram.
• Eda Maime - A young, talented, Masterwork Gargoyle Warlock and friend of Karnak. She spends her life in happy service to Malacar as an official Bean Counter, hoping one day to give her life in His Dark Embrace. Played by Daniel Lok
• Karnak Parcel - A 29 years, 11 months, and 23 days old Gargoyle Sorcerer who loves life in the Nightmare Army. He is desperate to impress Malacar and secure an extension on his life before turning 30 and dying of old age. Played by Josh Greenway
• Dungeon Master - Kyle Kane

Written by Kyle Kane, edited by Josh Greenway & Daniel Lok

Music & Sound by Josh Greenway

Welcome to the thrilling conclusion of Fallout: Vault 57! We're wrapping up this adventure our newest Dungeon Newbie.

Petunia continues her search for her father, while M4-77 gets himself together, and Rudy falls in as part of the IT crowd, while our Dungeon Newbie tries to manage the end of the story and our surprise guest NPC player!

Starring:

Chris Arr - Petunia Sweetums

Shea Ingram - M4-77

Josh Greenway - Rudy Gruessome

NPCs - Joseph Lin

Kyle Kane - The Dungeon Newbie

Written by Kyle Kane, based on characters and content from the Fallout Universe, owned by Bethesda Softworks

Edited by Josh Greenway & Daniel Lok

Music

Josh Greenway & Mark Canning

It’s part 2/3 of the Fallout: Vault 57 adventure with our newest Dungeon Newbie: Kyle Kane!

Franklin, the group’s NPC friend, tests the security system of a pre-War truck, M4-77 does some bonding over hair, Petunia borrows an aphorism from Rudy, who uses his pre-war t9 texting knowledge to open a vault door. And in the end we’re all a little blown away!

Starring:

Chris Arr - Petunia Sweetums

Shea Ingram - M4-77

Josh Greenway - Rudy Gruessome

Kyle Kane - The Dungeon Newbie

Written by Kyle Kane, based on characters and content from the Fallout Universe, owned by Bethesda Softworks

Edited by Josh Greenway & Daniel Lok

Music

Josh Greenway & Mark Canning

Welcome to the Mojave Wastes. We're playing in the Falllout universe for a few episodes! Bear witness to Kyle's first time in the DM chair.

Rumor has it a vault with valuable old-world tech is buried somewhere near the sleepy town of Bitter Springs. Fresh off of a Radscorpion attack, a newly formed group of adventurers have arrived seeking their fortune. The somewhat sweet and innocent Petunia Sweetums searches for her father, accompanied by a fortune-seeking old Ghoul named Rudy and a Synth-in-Hiding named M4-77. The gang meets the mayor, solves a Captcha, goes to the bar for a game of Chess, and one of Rudy’s old business dealings comes back to junk them.

Starring:

Shea Ingram - M4-77

Chris Arr - Petunia Sweetums

Josh Greenway - Rudy Gruessome

Kyle Kane - The Dungeon Newbie

Written by Kyle Kane, based on characters and content from the Fallout Universe, owned by Bethesda Softworks

Edited by Josh Greenway & Daniel Lok

Music

Josh Greenway & Mark Canning

It's the conclusion of The Lichual adventure! Our heroes make their way into Basil’s house on their hunt for the stolen scroll. Melony finds a Necronomnomnomicon, Fromage psyches himself up, Abbatoir challenges a suit of armor’s right to bear arms, and Agent Peaches shows his true colors. 

Starring:

Nathan Zimmerer - Melony Melons

Kyle Kane - Agent Peaches

Shea Ingram - Metzger Abbatoir AKA Bouchet

Chris Arr - Fromage

Josh Greenway - The Dungeon Newbie

Based on the Unraveled one-shot from Roll & Play Press

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Edited by Josh Greenway

Sound Effects provided by ⁠Pixabay.com⁠

Music

Josh Greenway & Mark Canning

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Riddles, troikas, and food references abound! After a forbidden scroll is removed from the Arcane Library from the city of Eltin, a ragtag group of adventurers is dispatched to track it down.

Join our party on their mysterious adventure, as Melony Melons tries to make friends, Agent Peaches searches for his next big story, Fromage passes some hot cheese samples to anyone who will listen, and Metzger Abbatoir tries to convince everyone he isn’t his father’s son.

Starring:

Nathan Zimmerer - Melony Melons

Kyle Kane - Agent Peaches

Shea Ingram - Metzger Abbatoir AKA Bouchet

Chris Arr - Fromage

Josh Greenway - The Dungeon Newbie

Based on the Unraveled one-shot from Roll & Play Press

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Edited by Josh Greenway

Sound Effects provided by Pixabay.com

Music

Josh Greenway & Mark Canning

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It’s the exciting conclusion to the escape from Dante’s Magic Mountain! Dante deals with the consequences of touching strange chairs, The Windbreaker pulls from the deck of many things, Mr. Cackles discovers a life-sized game of Frogger, and Turner gets the last laugh with corporate.

Starring

Daniel Lok - Dante the 16th

Kyle Kane - Mr. Cackles

Chris Arr - Storm “The Windbreaker” Tempestine

Shea Ingram - Turner Earglath

Josh Greenway - Dungeon Newbie

SFX

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Music

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Nestled away in the mountains between two kingdoms is Dante’s Magic Mountain, Inc, the pride and joy of the Dante family. Known for their quantity products and well paid team of lawyers, DMM provides goods and services to people from all walks of life!

Mr. Dante the 16th, the human male CEO of the company, goes under cover as a dwarf of the people for an episode of Utterly Concealed Boss, to see what life is like under the mountain. Mr. Cackles finally finds success as the head of the Department of Magical Mishaps. The Windbreaker begins his heroes journey with a promotion. Turner Earglath has his patience tested during his last week before retirement. But disaster awaits as our adventurers go about their biz. The magical mountain company built up by the Dante family literally starts falling down around their ears. The crew has to get out before the mystical inner workings of the mountain go critical!

Storm “The Windbreaker” Tempestine - Chris Arr

Turner Earglath - Shea Ingraham

Mr. Cackles - Kyle Kane

Rangus Copperbeard (Dante the 16th) - Daniel Lok

Dungeon Newbie: Josh Greenway

Edited by: Josh Greenway & Daniel Lok

Music:

Kelleptics

Josh Greenway & Mark Canning

Sounds

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