The Floor: Episode 3 (2024) [Swayze Adjacent].talking The Whale(s) for a second time this month, and identifying more images (with and without) Rob Lowe. Sorry, Shane, this episode contains Forest Whitaker but we didn't know!

THE MOSHUMENTARY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkSs9k5ME4

THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LOWE'S HOME IMPROVEMENT.

Jerilyn Jordan and The Boys delicately dance around "The Greatest Tragedy in American History." Nic Cage and Oliver Stone restrain themselves in this "Disaster Movie," but we basically refuse to. and, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: PLUTO TV! "The commercials are pretty innocuous!"

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/17/arts/television/steve-rannazzisi-comedian-who-told-of-9-11-escape-admits-he-lied.html

Jo, Mal, Pickle, and Alicia are all back to celebrate Virgo season and our #2 man. John Constantine is so cool, you guys. We wish Catholicism were real.

Danny Bolterstein returns, and so do Bill & Ted! Danny brings actual information, for a change, and tells us about makeup and the history of playing games against Death. This movie is rated PG - yay!

Check out patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere for a brand new podcast hosted by Danny Bolterstein: I KNOW THAT GUY

Shane brings us another Whitaker watchable, this time from Mr. Suicide Squad himself: David Ayer. Keanu plays a character we haven't seen much from him in the past, as does Forest. This is the weirdest kind of copaganda. Keanu gets S.W.A.Y.Z.E. Methoded. Shane fixes The Lake House. This movie is probably more enjoyable than we wanted to give it credit for.

Tim Allen rejoins the Swayze Boys for another late 80's comedy classic, so you know we're talking pinball machines and Keanu's comedic chops. We love this guy. He CAN act!

Check out Tim's band, Bathroom of the Future:

https://bathroomofthefuture.bandcamp.com/

and here for videos from Cow Haus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9APvJPTv4I&list=PL13dvb5HtkBzMYGyUd_gy5OakTc9eXoSR

Mike Smith, advocate for devils, returns for our first installmant in Keanu Week. Florida lawyer, Keanu Reeves, moves to the big city, meets his maker (Pacino), and makes a lot of questionable decisions - including but not limited to ignoring and thought-cheating on his wife (Charlize Theron). But don't worry! It's just a test. Meanwhile, this movie hates women! [Trigger Warning: multiple sexual assaults are alluded to, but not portrayed in this film. Also, Jeffrey Jones is in this one.]

Tyler Smith and Samantha Marshment (3 of 4 Marshments collected so far!) guide us through Charlie Kaufman's joint attempt with Spike Jonze to adapt a movie about flowers. WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT BRIAN COX PLAYING AN ACTUAL PERSON!!