Allison and Kyle Wieshaupt rejoin the Swayze Boys on the Warner Family farm in North Dakota and learn a thing or two about how to mix city and country sensibilities. What is The Spirit of Thanksgiving? Why are families? Who is Pauly Shore? Enjoy this one before, during, or after munching on some grindage.

Beth Grant is one hell of a character actor. You know, the lady you love to hate. She came into our lives doubting our committment to Sparkle Motion and captured our hearts getting sucked under a bus in Speed. Where is East Carolina? What does Civil Rights activism have to do with a prolific acting career? What's up with her husband's look? All this, plus a short review of Beth Grant's directorial debut, on Danny's new show.

In this episode, Bret Michaels is Buffalo Bill. We meet the the plethysmograph. Shane crowns Bret King in the North, then makes more allegations about Big John, all the while stanning Tiffany (whom is sadly eliminated). If you like it, episode one is also available (FOR FREE) at Patreon.com/nooneworkhere

What is journalism for? Why are movies? Will Alex Garland ever make another movie? This episode was never meant for public consumption. Happy post-Election Day!

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Amy Plunkard, née [REDACTED], and Mike Walsh join the Swayze Boys, seemingly unwillingly, to watch the legacy-sequel to Jon Carpenter's Halloween. Amy and her mom share holiday trauma. Mike hates this movie with passion. Vince almost forgets about the Tigress. Josh tries to keep the damn thing on track. The opposite of friends is teeth.

Kadee Spangler and Mal rejoin the Swayze Boys at the Salem Town Hall Halloween party. While there, we concoct an idea for a 4th of July party that truly celebrates history, but get interrupted by three resurrected witches hunting for kids' souls to suck. Dadcula and Momdonna stand out, but Doug Jones is the real star of this Disney classic.

It's a sleepy throwback episode with 80's Expert, Eric Ketchum. Wax on, wax off, etc. Swayze should've been Kreese.

DeMarco and Jo join in on the fun for a classic horror comedy (from the director of Leprechaun 2: One Wedding and Lots of Funerals!). Devon Sawa does some great clowning to match Christopher Guest aka Handy Serkis! Weed is good! Cops are bullies! Dexter Holland is there! Mighty Joe Bong! It's a movie for Roger Ebert, us, and also stoned young dads everywhere.