Crazy for Swayze

Danny joins the family caravan back and forth from The Hazard Mansion to Mount Royal. In this episode of the Civil War Epic, everyone is getting down. Virgilia crosses a line for good. Ashton crosses a line for evil. The final daddy dies. Forrest Whitaker has some screen-time. This episode features an abortion! Classic Swayze.

His wife is the one who got the titular deal, right?

Welcome back to The Little Stinker Bad Movie Awards! Doug Tangent and Amado Guadarrama (from Norcos Y Horchata) have SO MUCH CONTEXT for the first Marvel movie. He's not like the other guys; because he's a duck. Early on, we have to break the news to Doug about Jeffrey Jones. Then Amado introduces us to his cousin named Cleveland. And then .... so much more. This episode is sponsored by Fernet Branca and MC Human Caviar. This is actually only 2/3 of what we recorded, and if you want the rest, head over to patreon.com/noonework here

Norcos Y Horchata: https://norcosyhorchata.bandcamp.com/music

Maddie rejoins the Swayze Boys in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where cars and guns are obsolete, and swords rule the land. It's a less-than-great Mad Max clone starring our boy and his frequent collaborators: Brion James and Lisa Niemi. We're fighting once more for limited stores of water, but Lisa finds an unlimited aquifer! Swayze plays dad to a kid called Jugs, cucks Brion out of house and home, then leaves unceremoniously after returning justice to Lisa's little corner of the wasteland.

Bee careful what you search for. Jerilyn Jordan and Alicia Massey - together reunited with the Swayze Boys after Eyes Wide Shut - take a surprise ferry trip to the land of Wicker. It's kind of like The Village, but about girl bosses. Or Midsommar, but even more misogynist. Or even... The Wicker Man (1973), I guess, but less British.

Maggie Mae Fish Video Essay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7wNDJ9BiUY

Pickle joins The Swayze Boys, plus guest co-host Mal, on their Civil War Journey. She's got hot takes! George and Orry take over their respective families. Everyone hates to love Ashton, and hates to hate Virgilia. Billy and Charles (and Ashton and Bret) are all grown up. Everything that's old is new again.

Dan Stover is back, and ready to talk copaganda and masculinity on this, our 200th episode. Geese are inherently anti-fascist.

The Swayze Boys wacth Swayze's interviews in episodes 933 and 1614 of Conan's run as the host of Late Night. Is Swayze acting like a himbo as a joke in the context of Late Night Patriarchy, or did Buddy have too much to drink? Featuring an unexpected discussion of Dominionism, and many calls to action ([email protected])!

Troy Duffy: back at it again. In a movie full of villains and other murderers, the worst thing a man can be is GAY.

Orry has The Malaise. George makes nice with The Irish. Bent gets revenge. The more things change, the more things stay the same. 1985 TV Producers never saw us coming.