Crazy for Swayze

Shane Stroud - witting or unwitting Forest Whitaker expert - and surprise guest [Patreon Executive Producer] Bud Koltys watch a Vietnam refugee story about art crossing the imperial divide. Shane makes us all feel bad - on purpose - and claims a classic segment from the pod's early days: WHITAKER WATCH. Bud reveals his [REDACTED] Personal Vietnam and then withdraws until the end of the podcast, where he really nails the Swayze Scale. Thanks to our sponsor: Gordon Food Services (when you need hundreds of cups [or chicken fingers], you know who to call: GFS)

Bill Kahler joins to the Swayze Boys to watch a movie about Tom Cruise's dick not working after Vietnam. Yeah, war is hell, but what about surviving war?

Hello! Goodbye. Hello again! And also goodbye, once more. Jo Burke returns with her hot takes and to finish off Book I, kicking the Civil War we've all been waiting for. George and Orry reunite only to be ripped asunder. Babies - Bret and Billy - get married. Madeline escapes her laudanum fugue, and Justin gets what's coming to him. Ashton gets the election results she wanted, but is bad at calling a hit. Virgilia attempts mob justice.

Not even DTE can stop Danny and Katie from returning for unfinished business and watching To Wong Foo. It's a movie that gets some things hilariously wrong, but other things .... just .... so right.

Ah yes, a classic lesbian romp. An underdog romance about a girlboss from the wrong side of the tracks, and the power of love in overcoming the odds. Aileen Wournos killed at least 7 men and was executed on October 9, 2002 for her crimes.

Carmel Liburdi returns, and for a movie this time! It's all about The Patriarchy, baby.

How Madeline Got Her Groove Back, or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Laudanum

L.O.W.E. R.O.B. has a backstory, and it's way more complicated than it needs to be.  This time, I.T. is coming for your healthcare. 

We swore we would never watch it again, but this time we're joined by an expert in fantasy medieval times. This movie doesn't know what it wants to be, except that it wants us to be having fun. It's kind of like Shrek?

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Jordan Vonzynda brings the Swayze Boys a very rock n' roll film by Jim Jaramusch. Y'all, Vince likes Elvis.

Big Life: https://biglifehc.bandcamp.com/album/big-life